Mauricio Umansky Hospitalized After Skiing Accident in Aspen | TMZ TV - video Dailymotion

Mauricio Umansky suffered a major injury on the slopes, saying he broke his clavicle bone while skiing in Colorado, but he's now on the mend.

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00:00And now, the party's over, pal, starring Maurizio Umansky.

00:06Maurizio Umansky got in a skiing accident in Aspen.

00:09He showed video of him being taken off of the slope.

00:12Then going to the hospital where he had to get immediate surgery,

00:15which included putting 12 screws and a metal plate...

00:18On his clavix?

00:19Yeah, the clavix isn't a real body part.

00:22The clavicle is, though.

00:23My question was, who is his emergency contact?

00:26Who do you call? His daughter? You call Kyle?

00:29Who do you call? The young, hot thing he's hanging out with?

00:32You think he's going to call some giggly 20-year-old influencer?

00:34He's calling Kyle, dude.

00:35He's going to go back with Kyle.

00:37Could be, because this injury could hurt more than just his clavicle.

00:40It could hurt his entire game.

00:42So, Maurizio is this very handsome mid-50s-year-old guy.

00:46He's getting these incredibly hot women.

00:48Is he less hot to these young women now that he's injured?

00:51He's kind of become an old man all of a sudden.

00:53It was a skiing accident. There are 20-year-olds who get these.

00:57No, when you're older, your bones are more porous.

01:00Oh, please.

01:01Seriously, Maurizio will be fine,

01:03even though he may have to take a little time off,

01:06and we're not talking about his work.

01:08Oh, he's not going to be able to take champagne showers for, like, six weeks.

01:12Misty water-colored memories.

01:14So, we're sorry to hear you got screwed, Maurizio.

01:17But speaking of getting screwed...

01:19Some of the best banging is when you're rested up, though.

01:21When, like, you can't do anything, you just have to, like, lie there.

01:24We're going to have the interaction be like,

01:25maybe I can't help you, but...

01:27Sounds perfect.

01:28Minus the crippling pain in his clavics.

01:31We hope your nurses are hot, Maurizio!