00:00They're trying to keep you from seeing the trust.
00:02Plastic pig in a poke, whatever that is.
00:06The stupid thing is, I don't care about the money.
00:09I care that he's lying.
00:11But now my mind is going in all these crazy directions.
00:14Well, let me hear your theories.
00:18The money to buy the brownstone.
00:20What if he got it from, I don't know,
00:22insider trading or gambling or something terrible,
00:26and he's trying to tie me to illegal money?
00:28You think he'd do that?
00:29I don't know.
00:30Maybe I'm paranoid.
00:32But then I think about that spy pin, and if he can do that.
00:38You got a Cindy Shapiro story?
00:41Could use one right about now.
00:44How about a story about her sister-in-law, Gail?
00:46Oh, lay it on me.
00:47OK.
00:48Gail Shapiro was married to Mort's philandering brother,
00:51Arthur.
00:52He kept a locked drawer in his home office
00:55the whole time they were married.
00:56Gail never thought anything of it.
00:58Until he started chasing tail.
01:00Bingo.
01:01Then she scoured that condo until she found a key.
01:03And guess what she found in the drawer?
01:06Pinky's dog tag.
01:08Her beloved Yorkie, who she thought
01:09was snatched by a coyote.
01:11And it turns out Arthur backed over her with the Chevy
01:14and never came clean.
01:16I hate Arthur.
01:17Same.
01:18My point being, when your gut tells
01:20you something fishy is going on, there's
01:23almost always a four-day-old carp lying around somewhere.
01:28It just feels so bad, you know?
01:33Letting our divorce get this ugly.
01:35Hey, heard Ben landed.
01:37Let's do this.
Comments