00:00When your mom couldn't pay the heating bill as a kid you never unlearned the value of a dollar oh
00:04Let me guess the first dollar you and your brother ever made. Yeah, cuz I'm a hundred and seventy years old
00:11That's from the Grant administration
00:14My brother collected rare paper currency. He said every dollar tells a story
00:20So what's the story with this one? I don't know it was his thing. You know it's funny
00:25You two didn't seem that similar and yet you look so much alike
00:30What did you make of his transformation?
00:33It was classic bill. He never half-assed anything
00:37But like you said we were different. I accepted that did people ever mistake you two no, and then why?
00:44When I was in law school, I sat next to this girl Penelope so nice
00:49But then whenever I would see her on campus she would always blow me off
00:52Well, I finally confronted her and it turns out she wasn't blowing me off. She was a twin
00:56I
00:57Mean I even waving to her sister who must have thought I was a nut imagine that
01:03I
01:04Always thought that was so funny. Oh
01:06Also, I spoke to a donut cart guy who says that the last time he saw bill
01:11He acted like he didn't know him, and I thought maybe that's because he didn't see bill. He saw you
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