00:00Hi. I'm so sorry. I'm a little turned around. I'm looking for Detective Fleming. Do you
00:17know where I can...
00:18Oh, you're talking to me. I'm not a cop. I'm just a background actor.
00:21Oh. Wow, you could have fooled me. Now I'm not easy to fool. Can you point me to Calvin
00:29Reed's office?
00:30First building on the right, ma'am. Third floor.
00:35Looks like the killer bashed in the shoe with a fan-fave award for best theme song. Poor
00:40schmuck. He was found like this by his assistant after a massage.
00:44We thinking it was the masseuse?
00:48Security at the front gate said the masseuse was a no-show.
00:50Oh, wait. I know this show. It's the one about the dad who helped his cop daughter solve
00:57murders.
00:58What?
00:59That's Papa Cop. Father Crime is about the priest who solves murders. I'll be honest,
01:04I didn't know it was still on the air.
01:06These shows have been ripping off real murders solved by real cops for years. Who wants to
01:11watch someone who isn't a cop solve crimes?
01:13Yeah, they're not for me either. A little dark for my taste. All that murder before
01:19bed gives me a tummy ache.
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