00:00They're gonna love you, really.
00:02Okay. I'll be in in a second.
00:07Gemini, how many innings are in a football game?
00:10There are no innings in a football game.
00:12Oh, no.
00:13Give me some lines that make it seem like I know football.
00:16Sure. You could try something like...
00:17Come on! You gotta throw the flag!
00:19That's a real momentum killer, you know.
00:21Right?
00:22Or you could also say, roughing the...
00:24Kicker! What is this, jujitsu? Am I right?
00:27You know, the tradition of referees wearing stripes?
00:29Dates back to 1920.
00:31I didn't know that.
00:32Yeah, that's a cool fact.
00:33What can I yell at the TV?
00:35Pass interference!
00:36Oh, that's a horse call!
00:37Illegal crackback! He's gonna hurt somebody out there!
00:40Ooh, now give me one that would impress an eight-year-old.
00:42They're clearly isolating the receiver on the weak side,
00:45trying to create a one-on-one with the cornerback.
00:48Yes! Yeah!
00:51Do you know what you're talking about?
00:53Does it seem like I know what I'm talking about?
00:56Yeah. I buy it.
00:59Whee!
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