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00:08Oh, my God.
00:33On your marks, get set, go!
00:40A dustin' for Justin, a dustin' for Justin, a dustin' for Justin in...
00:48Justin's home!
00:50Well, hello, everybody!
00:52Hello!
00:53And welcome to...
00:56Justin's home!
00:57Yes, indeed.
00:58Oh!
00:59Did you see that?
01:02Oh!
01:03Oh, stop!
01:04You cheeky little monster.
01:06Now, I need you to time me.
01:08Now, here is a stopwatch.
01:11Now, how quickly do you think I can tidy everything up?
01:16What, 20 hours?
01:18More like 20 seconds.
01:20Right, are you ready?
01:23And...
01:24Go!
01:24Go!
01:27Here we go.
01:40There!
01:41Dumb!
01:41And I didn't even break a sweat!
01:43Ah-ha!
01:45Hello there!
01:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:48Come on, everyone!
01:50Wiggle your bottom, shake that ring!
01:54It's ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja
01:57-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja!
02:14Oh, no!
02:15No, no, well, I don't like to boost, but yes, it was me!
02:18It was me!
02:19Yes.
02:20I tell you what, Robert, if there was a medal for tidying, you...
02:26...would win gold every time.
02:28Well, there is, sir.
02:29And I have.
02:30What?
02:31Yes, sir.
02:32At the Microchip Championships last year, I won a gold medal, sir.
02:36Oh, well, I mean, wait a second!
02:39What's the Microchip Championships?
02:41Oh, sir, it's the biggest competition for all robot sports.
02:45You know, tidying, cleaning, cooking, um, making the bed.
02:49It sounds a fantastic event!
02:51I would love to win a gold medal at the Microchip Championships!
02:55Standing on the podium, kissing my medal!
03:02There's just a tinsy-wincy, rather huge problem.
03:05You're not a robot.
03:06You can't take part in the Microchip Championships.
03:09Oh, hang on a minute.
03:10Well, I could be a robot, couldn't I, everyone?
03:13Yeah, look!
03:14Right, ready?
03:15Watch this.
03:15Ready?
03:18Hello, everyone.
03:19I am just in the robot.
03:22Saturday, 9.25pm.
03:25No matter what it is.
03:27Well, that's uncanny, sir.
03:28But again, you're not a robot.
03:30You don't have the right Microchips inside you.
03:32Oh.
03:33Well, I'll tell you what, I'm fit and ready to win any gold medal.
03:36Come on, and I'll prove it, too.
03:38Robert, fire up the old RMP1 player.
03:41Firing up, sir.
03:43And...
03:43Hit it!
03:44Hit it!
03:45Come on, everyone.
03:46Here we go.
03:46Step up and down and dance!
03:48Yeah!
03:49All right!
03:50Oh!
03:51Oh!
03:52Yeah!
03:53Here we go.
03:55Here we go.
03:55Come on, everyone.
03:56Here we go.
03:57Here we go.
03:59Justin's house.
03:59Here's the place you want to play in.
04:02Justin's house.
04:02You're my special guest today.
04:05Justin's house.
04:05Here's the place you want to stay in.
04:07Everybody's ready to win.
04:09Justin's house.
04:10Yeah!
04:22Here's the place you want to stay in.
04:26Everybody's ready to win.
04:28Justin's house.
04:29Here's the place you want to stay in.
04:38Justin's house.
04:39Come on, Robert.
04:40We sit here and dance here.
04:42Play city games, too.
04:43But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you.
04:46You're funny and sunny, but a smile on our face.
04:50You're brilliant!
04:52Oops!
04:53You've been your ace!
04:55Come on, everybody!
04:57Justin's house.
04:58Here's the place you want to stay in.
05:00Justin's house.
05:01You're my special guest today.
05:03Justin's house.
05:04Here's the place you want to play in.
05:06Everybody's ready to win.
05:07Justin's house.
05:09Everybody's welcome here.
05:15Justin's house.
05:16Give yourselves a big cheer.
05:17Very good.
05:18Well done, everybody.
05:21Who feels nice and warmed up now?
05:23Yes.
05:24I do.
05:25I feel quite exhausted.
05:27I think I'm going to have a lie down and a satsuma.
05:29What?
05:30Hang on there, sir.
05:32There we go.
05:33But I thought you said you wanted to win a gold medal, sir,
05:37with the crowd shouting your name.
05:40Oh!
05:41Gold!
05:42Oh, Robert!
05:43I can hear the crowd.
05:45Can you?
05:45Yes, I can, sir.
05:46I can.
05:47Listen to them.
05:48Hang on a minute.
05:49What is it like to win a gold medal?
05:52What?
05:53A gold medal?
05:54Well, sir, I won all the gold medals.
05:57Oh, well, that's all right.
05:58I...
05:59What?
06:00All of the gold medals at the microchip championships?
06:04Yes, I know.
06:05Clever, ain't I?
06:06Why?
06:06We've lived here for ages in Justin's house.
06:08I've never seen a gold medal.
06:10Can anyone see a gold medal?
06:11Yeah.
06:13Exactly, sir.
06:14They can see.
06:14They're all over the place.
06:16Look, sir.
06:16I mean, I use them as drinks, coasters.
06:19And your pillow is stuffed full of them, sir.
06:21Oh, yes.
06:22No wonder I've got a crit neck.
06:23And then the rest of the medals, well, I just threw in the kitchen cupboard.
06:27In the kitchen cupboard?
06:29Hang on a minute.
06:30I've never seen any gold medals.
06:32Have you, Dave, in the kitchen cupboard?
06:34I'll just have a look.
06:35I mean, I'll look...
06:36Whoa!
06:37Oh!
06:38Oh, look, everyone!
06:39Oh!
06:40There's gold medals everywhere!
06:43Oh, Robert!
06:44You are a clever robot.
06:48Well...
06:48Oh, I'll tell you what, though.
06:49I wish I could win a gold medal at the championships.
06:53Oh.
06:54Oh, sir.
06:56What?
06:57I might have just had a tinsy-wincy rather huge idea.
07:01What if he had your very own championships here in Justin's house?
07:05Imagine, sir, a Justinship gold medal.
07:09Oh!
07:09Oh!
07:11Robert, that's a brilliant idea.
07:14Oh, and I know just the person to help us.
07:17Charlie Championships.
07:19For all your championships needs.
07:21Charlie Championships?
07:22Well, shall we give him a ring, everyone?
07:24Oh, yes.
07:25Right.
07:26OK.
07:26I'll give him a ring straight away.
07:28What's his number, Robert?
07:29Oh, uh, one.
07:30Of course.
07:30He's one.
07:32Oh, it's ringing.
07:35It's ringing.
07:38Oh, hello, Charlie.
07:39It's Justin here.
07:40Oh, yeah.
07:41What?
07:41Hang on a minute.
07:42Hang on.
07:42I was just wondering.
07:44We want a, uh, a Justinship Games here at Justin's house.
07:48Could you help us?
07:49Yeah.
07:49Oh!
07:51He says he's got a championship and he can sail it over to Justin's house for the Justinship
07:56Games straight away.
07:58Yeah!
07:59Right.
07:59Can you get over here straight away?
08:01Yeah.
08:01Bye.
08:02Bye.
08:02Oh, he's on his way.
08:04Who's at the door?
08:06Who's at the door?
08:07Who's at the door?
08:08Someone's going to answer it.
08:09Robert, get the door.
08:11Well, of course, sir.
08:13But you do realise that the door handle is made of gold medals.
08:16The first one there wins one.
08:18Oh, I'm on it.
08:19Oh!
08:20Yay!
08:21Yay!
08:22I win the door medal.
08:24Wait a second.
08:25Yay!
08:26Did Robert just trick me?
08:28Yay!
08:30All right.
08:31I'll get it.
08:32Hey!
08:33Hello, everyone!
08:35Hello!
08:37Look, everyone.
08:38It's Charlie.
08:38Say hello.
08:40Hello, Charlie.
08:41Ooh, Charlie.
08:42I like your ship.
08:43It's my championship ship.
08:47She's a beauty, ain't she?
08:49Champion.
08:50Oh!
08:52Charlie, I was just wondering, do you have a podium in there, you know, for the medal presentations?
08:57Oh, but of course.
08:58Here we go.
09:02One presentational podium.
09:04Oh!
09:05Look at that!
09:07Oh, and what about bunting?
09:08I love a bit of bunting.
09:10Have I got bunting?
09:11Have I got bunting?
09:12There's your bunting.
09:13Oh, there is bunting.
09:15Look at that.
09:15Look at that!
09:16I was just wondering, Charlie, you don't have any gold medals, do you?
09:21Oh, oh!
09:21Have I got gold medals?
09:23Check out these little beauties!
09:26Oh!
09:27Oh, they're the real thing, you can tell.
09:30Oh, heavy.
09:30Wow!
09:32Oh, yeah.
09:33Testing, testing.
09:35One, two.
09:36One, two!
09:37Let the Justin ships begin!
09:40Hooray!
09:42Oh, very good.
09:44Oh, look at that.
09:45Hang on, Robert, Robert, Robert.
09:46I haven't got a sports kit to wear.
09:48Oh.
09:49No problem, Mr. Justin.
09:51Oh, he is good.
09:53He's good.
09:54One size fits all.
09:55Wait a second.
09:56That's tiny.
09:58I hope it's stretchy.
10:00Oh, dearie me.
10:01All right, listen, I'll go and put it on.
10:03All right, sir.
10:03That will be a bit of a stretch.
10:06I'm ready!
10:08Oh!
10:10Now, that was super quick, sir.
10:13I tell you what, you keep this up and you will win a gold medal at this rate.
10:17We're all ready for the Justin ships.
10:19Now, look, it's your Justin ships, Justin.
10:22What events would you like?
10:24Well, I mean, I don't mind, Charlie, anything you like, as long as I've got a chance of winning a
10:29gold medal.
10:30In that case...
10:35Event number one.
10:38Gymnastics!
10:39Oh!
10:40What's gymnastics?
10:41I don't know.
10:42I'm going to check my dictionary app.
10:43Just one second.
10:45Oh!
10:46Gymnastics.
10:47Exercises, displaying or developing, physical agility and coordination.
10:51What are you talking about, Robert?
10:53Speak to me in Justin language.
10:55Well, you're not going to like it, sir.
10:56It's a lot of moving, bending and stretching.
10:57Eh!
10:58Ah!
11:00Erm...
11:00Who's going to compete in the gymnastic civet?
11:03Oh, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
11:06Robert?
11:07No, no, no, thank you, sir.
11:08I'm afraid gymnastics will play havoc with me rivets.
11:11Oh, dear.
11:13Oh!
11:13Anyone else?
11:14Anyone?
11:15Me, me, me, me, me!
11:16Me, me, me, me!
11:18Oh!
11:18Oh, I know.
11:19What about Justin?
11:21Oh, yeah!
11:22Justin!
11:23Oh, yeah!
11:24Justin!
11:24Thank you, Charlie.
11:25And it doesn't look like there's anyone else to, er, compete against me.
11:28So, er, I'm sure I'm going to win a gold medal.
11:30Oh, just a minute.
11:33That doesn't seem right.
11:35Hang on a second.
11:36What's he doing?
11:37I'm finding you a competitor.
11:40Oh!
11:41That'll be them now.
11:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay.
11:45Oh, sir, are you answering the door?
11:49Well, that's very kind of you.
11:51Hang on a minute.
11:52I'm not going to fall for it this time, Robert.
11:55Oh, well, sir, you're, you're too clever for me.
11:59In you come.
12:00Oh!
12:01Oh!
12:02Oh!
12:04This is your competitor, Miss Salt.
12:08Wow!
12:09Steady Summer.
12:10Hang on a minute.
12:12Summer Salt.
12:13Summer Salt.
12:14Summer Salt.
12:15And off you go.
12:21Oh!
12:27Oh!
12:28Oh!
12:28Wow!
12:29It's a wonderful ending.
12:30Oh!
12:30Oh!
12:32Oh!
12:33Oh!
12:35Oh!
12:36What oil do you use?
12:38I'm sorry.
12:38I'm just...
12:39Oh, yes.
12:41Oh, thank goodness.
12:44Oh!
12:46Oh!
12:47Oh!
12:49Oh!
12:50Oh!
12:50Oh!
12:50Oh!
12:50Oh!
12:51Oh!
12:51Oh!
12:57Oh!
13:00A big round of applause for Summer!
13:07And now, contestant number two, Justin!
13:12I'll get into my starting position.
13:15And off you go!
13:25He's good, he's good, he's good!
13:30Oh, stop it!
13:32What?
13:33I didn't expect to do that!
13:36Oh, stop it!
13:37You!
13:42Here, here, here!
13:50So elegant!
13:56So if you just...
13:58Oh, he's one Robert!
14:00Hick!
14:01Hick!
14:02Hick!
14:03Are you alright?
14:04Hick!
14:05Go on!
14:06Well done!
14:07Quick, quick!
14:08What's he gonna do now?
14:09What's this?
14:09Hick!
14:11Hick!
14:12Hick!
14:12Hick!
14:12Hick!
14:14Hick!
14:20Hick!
14:25Hick!
14:26Hick!
14:27Hick!
14:28Hick!
14:29Hick!
14:38Hick!
14:42Hick!
14:55Hick!
14:56Hick!
14:58Hick!
14:59Hick!
15:00Hick!
15:00Hick!
15:01Hick!
15:02Hick!
15:03Hick!
15:05Hick!
15:05Hick!
15:06Hick!
15:08Hick!
15:08Hick!
15:08Hick!
15:09Hick!
15:11Hick!
15:27Hick!
15:28Just remember to be a good loser. Yeah, all right, then Robert. Well done summer. You were very very good
15:40Now it's time for
15:45Event number two
15:48Tidying ah good
15:49Tidying
15:51And I see you already have a competitor. What did he say tidying? Oh
15:56Great, I can't enter the tidying competition Robert's the best tidier in the whole world isn't he everyone?
16:05Yes, it is true sir. I have won quite a few medals for tiny but thousands to be frank
16:16Right, I'll sort you out we have to make this a bit more fair really. What are you thinking? Oh,
16:20good
16:21Oh
16:23What have you done Charlie? I put Robert into slow motion that should even things up a bit
16:29Give you a great chance of winning
16:32Oh Charlie, thanks a lot. Right now the rules are as follows
16:36Contestants must start here by the sofa and then they must pick up all this mess
16:42Right and put down the basket here at the finishing line. Oh, well, that sounds easy enough
16:50Especially with Robert moving so slowly
16:55Right, I think I'll go and have a lie down actually. Oh, give me a shout when Robert starts, won't
17:00you? Oh
17:02off you go
17:04That's it. What?
17:06Oh, yes
17:08Justin!
17:09Wait Justin up!
17:11Wake up Justin!
17:13Justin!
17:14Wake up!
17:16Oh, wait Justin!
17:17Oh, it's going to win!
17:20Justin!
17:21Wake up Justin!
17:22Oh!
17:24Oh!
17:25Oh!
17:27Oh!
17:27Oh!
17:28Oh!
17:29Come on, Justin!
17:32Oh!
17:33Oh!
17:34And the winner of the Tidy Giveant is
17:38Robert!
17:39You win!
17:41Oh!
17:43Sort him out weren't you?
17:45Yes!
17:46Winner!
17:46Sorry, sorry
17:47Robert
17:48Congratulations
17:49Take your place on the winners podium. Oh, this is so unexpected. I
17:55And here's your lovely gold medal
18:00Very good Justin not there. Hey, oh, not again. Excuse me Robert
18:15Justin
18:17Oh
18:17What why I'm sorry Justin? I'm afraid you were disqualified again this time for
18:24sleeping
18:24Oh, don't worry, sir. Maybe the next event is the one for you. Just try to be a good loser
18:30Yes, I know a well done Robert for winning. That's another one
18:39Event number three
18:41Oh, I'm never going to win an event at the Justin ships Robert
18:45I need to find something that I'm really really good at
18:48Event number three is
18:51eating
18:52Well, I don't think that
18:54Yeah, eating
18:55and
18:56Competing in this event we have little monster
19:00Oh
19:01Brilliant
19:03Little monster you finally met your match little monster's only got a tiny little tummy
19:09On your marks
19:11Get six
19:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, sir. What do we always have to do at nibble time?
19:16Oh, yes, I've got to put my nibble bibble on
19:19Yes, that's right, sir. Your nibble bibble because we know when you're getting all your clothes dirty, right?
19:23There we are
19:24Right, how do I look?
19:25Neat to eat. Who's my hungry tiger?
19:27Me
19:27Who's my hungry tiger?
19:28Me
19:28Who's my hungry tiger?
19:29Me
19:30Who's my hungry tiger?
19:30Come get a tiger
19:31Hey, hey, hey, hey
19:33Look everyone, little monsters scoff the lot
19:36Yes
19:37And the winner of the eating event in the Justin ships is
19:41Little monster
19:43Oh, well done, little monster
19:47There we go
19:48There's your gold medal, little monster
19:50Charlie, well done, there you go
19:52Oh, well done
19:55Oh, well done
19:56Well done
19:57Robert, I mean, I would have won that gold medal if you hadn't made me wear my nibble bibble
20:03Yes, I'm ever so sorry, sir, I feel terrible, but please try to remember to be a good loser
20:09Yes
20:10Okay, well done, little monster, a big round of applause
20:14Well done, little monster
20:17Well, boys and girls, that is the end, I'm afraid, of the Justin ships
20:22And there's just one more special
20:25And that's it, isn't it?
20:26I mean, the Justin ships are over
20:28And I haven't even won a tin medal, let alone a gold medal
20:32I mean, I tried my best, everyone
20:34But I fell asleep when Robert was tidying
20:40And then I did my roly-poly
20:46If I hadn't worn my nibble bibble, I'd have been really good at eating
20:50Watch this, ready?
20:51Oop!
20:51Oop!
20:53Oop!
20:55Oop!
20:56But Justin, Justin, you did make us all laugh, didn't he boys and girls?
21:01Yes, Justin was very funny, wasn't he everyone?
21:03And that's what I was talking about the special award the one last award and that is
21:09The comedy gold award which goes to the person who's best at making us all laugh
21:22Take your place on the winners
21:52Oh
21:55Thank you so much everyone
22:03Come on down
22:04Put your hands together
22:07That's it
22:09Yeah
22:10Here we go
22:11Coming up
22:14Ready to run
22:16We're team Justin
22:18We're number one
22:20Let's hoop our feet
22:22Fast no slow
22:25On your marks
22:26Get set go
22:28Come on everyone
22:30Cause we're going for gold
22:32And we're starting to run
22:33Running faster and faster
22:36Till the gold medals won
22:37Running faster and faster
22:40Speeding up all the time
22:42Hear the crowd going wild
22:44As we cross
22:45The finish line
22:47Oh
22:48Oh
22:51Yeah
22:53Here we go
22:55Celebrate
22:56Clap and cheer
22:58Here we go
22:58We're team Justin
23:00We're all winners here
23:02Yeah
23:02Yeah
23:03Super fast
23:03Yeah
23:03Yeah
23:03Super fast
23:04Oh
23:04Brave and bold
23:06We did our best
23:08And we can't go
23:10Come on everyone run along
23:11We're going for gold, and we're starting to run
23:15Running faster and faster till the gold medal's won
23:20Running faster and faster, speaking up all the time
23:24With a crowd going wild as we cross
23:27The city's right
23:33Yeah!
23:35Yeah!
23:38Have you had a good time in Justin's house, everyone?
23:42And we'll see you next time, everyone, in...
23:46Justin's house!
23:48Goodbye!
24:11Thank you so much for watching!
24:14Thank you so much for watching!
24:14Thank you so much for watching!
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