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00:42A Dustin for Justin, a Dustin for Justin, a Dustin for Dustin in...
00:50Justin's house!
00:53Hello, everybody!
00:55Hello!
00:57Well, that's Justin's house, nice and tidy, but am I nice and tidy?
01:02Let's have a look, shall we?
01:04Oh, yes, very tidy, yes, very smart, yes.
01:10Everybody's welcome here in Justin's house!
01:14Hello, everybody!
01:20Has anyone seen rubber anywhere?
01:22Yes!
01:25Oh, there he is!
01:26Hi, Robert!
01:28Oh, yes, good.
01:29Good.
01:30Very nice.
01:31Shh!
01:32Let's play a trick on Robert, shall we?
01:34Yeah!
01:36Very good.
01:37Well, I think I look totally tip-top and tidy.
01:41Oh, yes.
01:43Very smart.
01:45Not a speck of dust.
01:47I look...
01:49Eh!
01:49Wait a second.
01:53Eh!
01:54Oh!
01:55Coddle me cogs!
01:56I thought the mirror was Justin.
01:59Eh!
01:59No, I must be wrong.
02:00Now, where was I?
02:02Oh, yes.
02:03Hair.
02:04Smart.
02:06Bowtie.
02:06Very smart.
02:08Very smart.
02:09Shoes.
02:10Eh!
02:10Wait a second.
02:13Eh!
02:16Well, this is the strangest mirror.
02:19When I look into it, I sometimes look like Justin.
02:22I know.
02:23Maybe the other side works better.
02:26Oh!
02:28Oh!
02:29Oh, this mirror even sounds like Justin.
02:32Oh!
02:32Robert!
02:33Oh!
02:33Yes, mirror?
02:34Er...
02:35It is me!
02:36I know.
02:37Good.
02:38Yes, you're a mirror that sounds and looks like Justin.
02:40What?
02:41Oh!
02:43Oh!
02:44Hello!
02:45Hello!
02:47Oh!
02:48Oh!
02:48Oh!
02:48You see?
02:49It is me!
02:50It's Justin!
02:52Are you ready too?
02:54meilleur your бог's...
02:56Shake and grin!
03:00It's
03:03Ha, ha!
03:04Very good!
03:05Is everybody ready to sing?
03:09Fantastic!
03:11Well, how's the old RMP1 player?
03:13Oh, primed for hitting, sir.
03:16Wow!
03:16Hit it!
03:18Yes!
03:19Come on, everyone!
03:20Here we go!
03:21Whoo!
03:21Woo! Yeah! All right! Woo-hoo! Let's see you bopping up and down! Yeah! Here we go!
03:31Jockey House, the place you want to play in Jockey House. You're my special guest today!
03:37Jockey House is the place you want to play in. Everybody's welcome to Jockey House.
03:44And there's Robert, the robot and little monster too. And someone else we think you know.
03:50He's funny and sardy, has a smile on his face. He's Jockey House! Yay! And this is my place.
03:58Sing along, everyone! Let's hear you. Jockey House! This is the place you want to play in. Jockey House!
04:05You're my special guest today! Jockey House is the place you want to play in.
04:10Everybody's welcome here in Jockey House. Woo! We sing here and dance here, play silly games too.
04:16But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you. You're funny and sardy, put a smile on my face.
04:23You're brilliant! You really are. Hey, sing along, everyone!
04:29Here we go!
04:30Jockey House makes you want to play in. Jockey House!
04:34You're my special guest today! Jockey House is the place you want to play in.
04:39Everybody's welcome here in Jockey House.
04:41Jockey House! One more time! Oh, I think they want to, sir.
04:45Jockey House is the place you want to play in. Jockey House!
04:49You're my special guest today! Jockey House is the place you want to stay in.
04:54Everybody's welcome here in Jockey House.
04:57Everybody's welcome here in Jockey House.
05:02Jockey House!
05:03Yay!
05:06You were fabulous, weren't they, Robert?
05:09Robert?
05:12Robert, what are you doing?
05:14Oh, well, I'm getting ready to go out, sir. I have to look smart and smell suitably oily, don't I?
05:19Ah, yes, yes, you do. Especially if you're going to the sweet shop to buy me some whiz-bang wallops
05:27and some zingy sherbet specials, please.
05:29Ah, well, um, actually, sir, I'm going somewhere a little smarter than the shops.
05:34Ooh!
05:36Yes, yes, I'm going to Posh Nosh.
05:39Ooh!
05:42Posh Nosh, eh?
05:43Yes!
05:44Wow! Posh Nosh!
05:46Oh-ho!
05:47Er, Robert, what's Posh Nosh?
05:50Oh, here, sir.
05:51Ooh!
05:53It says here that Posh Nosh is the poshest new restaurant in just-in-town, and it's opening today!
06:01Ooh!
06:02Posh Nosh!
06:02Oh, can we go?
06:04Can we, can we, can we, can we, can we, can we, can we, can we, can we, can we,
06:06can we...
06:07Right, I'll go and smarten up.
06:09Well, um, actually, sir, I'm taking, um, Roberta to Posh Nosh.
06:15Roberta, the turbo-fast robot?
06:19Yes, the very same, sir.
06:21Oh, you mean you're not taking me, your old chum, your old pal?
06:26Why ever not?
06:27Because of this.
06:32Not the cake-a-poulter hundred thousand.
06:35Yes, sir. I'm completely mechanically mesmerised as to how to fix it, sir.
06:39You mean it's broken?
06:41Yes, sir.
06:41What's that got to do with you taking me out to dinner?
06:44Well, you see, I verified the velocity sensors, rectified the reactors and altered the acceleration,
06:50but it just doesn't seem to do any good.
06:52Let me see now.
06:54Maybe there's some dust stuck in it. Right, here we go.
06:56Oh, right, let's have a look.
06:57Oh, here we are.
06:58Get out of it. What are you doing?
07:01Oh, here we are.
07:03Robert.
07:03Sorry, sir.
07:04You've got to be careful with this machine.
07:06Well, I'm completely flummoxed by it, sir.
07:08It's way too up to date for me, which is why I'm going to ask Roberta to fix it.
07:14Oh, I see.
07:16You're going to take Roberta for a posh nosh dinner, and in return, she'll fix our Cakerpoulter hundred thousand machine,
07:23and we can have some yummy, scrummy cake.
07:25Yes.
07:26Robert, you're a genius.
07:28That's a brilliant idea of mine.
07:29Right, off you go.
07:31Have a lovely time.
07:32Bye.
07:33Bye.
07:34Yes, have fun.
07:36But, sir.
07:37Yes.
07:37No!
07:39I can't do it.
07:40I've never been to a posh restaurant before, and I don't know what to do.
07:44I mean, what if I make a mistake, and Roberta thinks I'm silly?
07:47She'll never help us then.
07:48Oh, I'm so nervous my dios are going.
07:53Don't worry, everyone.
07:54He'll reset himself in a minute.
07:57Lally.
07:58Oh, where was I, sir?
08:00You were talking about posh nosh and generally panicking.
08:03Oh, me diodes!
08:04Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
08:07Oh, there, Lee.
08:08Oh, thank you, sir.
08:09Deary, Mina, calm down, Robert.
08:11You see, in the Just In Times today, there are some top tips for posh nosh diners.
08:17We will help, Robert, won't we, everyone?
08:20You will?
08:21Yeah, yeah, I'll read them out.
08:23In fact, on second thoughts, why don't you read out the top tips?
08:27Oh, and I'll be your posh nosh diner.
08:31Well, at posh nosh, we all make sure our dinner guests have a nice chair.
08:36Ah, yes, of course.
08:37Oh, a chair.
08:38Oh, thank you, little monster.
08:39There we are.
08:40Very lovely chair.
08:42Very nice.
08:43And down there.
08:44May I?
08:44Now, your guests may wish to sit at the window.
08:47Oh, wait.
08:47Let's sit you at the window.
08:50There we are.
08:51Actually, yes, the window would be preferable.
08:54Or, perhaps you'd prefer our lovely garden.
08:56Here's the garden.
08:58There you are.
08:59Whatever you do, always make sure your guest is comfortable.
09:03Are you comfortable, sir?
09:05Yes, thank you, Robert.
09:07What happened?
09:09It's at the chair, mate.
09:10That fell on my bottom.
09:12Oh, sir, I can't go to posh nosh with Roberta.
09:15I mean, what if she falls on the floor like you?
09:17Calm down, Robert.
09:18Don't worry, it's going to be fine.
09:19Now, carry on.
09:20What's the next top tip?
09:21Oh, all right.
09:22At posh nosh, we always give our guests a glass.
09:27A glass.
09:27A glass.
09:28Oh, very good.
09:28Thank you, little monster.
09:30A glass.
09:32Oh, of water, of course.
09:34Yes, of course.
09:34I'll have a glass of water.
09:36Very good.
09:37At posh nosh, our water is only from the freshest mountain sea.
09:42And a slice of lemon and ice cubes to make sure that it's always cold.
09:58Oh, so, this is harder than I thought.
10:01I can't take you to posh nosh.
10:03I mean, what if I soak Roberta?
10:05What do you mean?
10:06You've just soaked me.
10:08Oh, never mind.
10:10Calm down.
10:11Now, it's going to be fine.
10:12Now, what's the next top tip?
10:13All right.
10:14At posh nosh, we only give our guests the silkiest of napkins.
10:19Oh, well, thank you.
10:22Here's your napkin.
10:24To make sure that if you drop any of our delicious food,
10:29oh, delicious food, thank you.
10:31Yes.
10:33The napkin will stop your posh clothes getting.
10:36Yes.
10:37Oh, over the page.
10:39Dirty.
10:40Right.
10:40Very good.
10:44Robert!
10:46Oh, no, sir.
10:48Oh, but what if I were to custard Roberta?
10:50She'll never agree to fix the cake pulled to 100,000 then.
10:53Robert.
10:53I give up.
10:54I give up.
10:54Calm down.
10:55If anyone can do it, you can.
10:57Isn't that right, everyone?
10:59Well, I don't know, sir.
11:00Oh, please, Robert, do it for me.
11:03Do it for the cake-o-pult to 100,000.
11:05Please, please, please, think of all of those delicious cakes.
11:11Cakes.
11:12Oh, yes.
11:13Robots do love cakes.
11:15Cupcakes.
11:16Butterfly cakes.
11:17Little mini chocolate cakes.
11:18Oh, yes.
11:19I mean, we do love them, sir.
11:21All right.
11:21Calm down.
11:22Calm down.
11:22It's all right.
11:22I'll do it.
11:23I'll do it.
11:23Now, look.
11:24I'm going to go and get cleaned up.
11:26You get ready for your posh nosh dinner.
11:29Yes.
11:29All right, sir.
11:30All right.
11:30So, posh.
11:32Posh.
11:33Very, very posh.
11:34All right, sir.
11:35Bow tie.
11:36Smart.
11:38Oh, that'll be ratchet.
11:40Taking Roberta to posh nosh is not a good idea.
11:43Oh, it's the phone.
11:45It's the phone.
11:46The phone.
11:47Hello.
11:48Hello.
11:49Hello.
11:50Hello.
11:52Where is it?
11:53Where is it?
11:53Ah, here we are.
11:54Here we are.
11:56Ah.
11:57Hello.
11:58Justin's house.
11:59Robert speaking.
11:59Learned friend and servant of Justin.
12:01How may I help you?
12:02Ah.
12:03Oh.
12:04It's Roberta.
12:05Oh.
12:05Oh, I can't talk to her.
12:07Oh, no, no, I can't speak to you.
12:09Go away.
12:10Oh, I don't know what to say.
12:12I can't go to posh nosh.
12:14Is that the phone ringing?
12:15Oh, yes, it is, sir.
12:16Why don't you go answer it?
12:17No, sir, I can't.
12:18I can't.
12:19You see, it's, um, oh, hi, Roberta.
12:22How are you?
12:23Oh, Robert, yes, he's here.
12:25Would you like to speak to him?
12:27Um, no, I'm afraid he can't speak at the moment.
12:30He's, um, just getting ready for your posh nosh dinner.
12:33Go, nosh, nosh, nosh, go, nosh, go, nosh, go.
12:35Yes, he's jumping for joy.
12:38Um, you can't go.
12:41Oh, yes.
12:44Yes, that is a shame.
12:46I mean, why can't you go?
12:49What?
12:50Posh nosh, the restaurant is closed today.
12:53Oh, the chef is a trifle busy.
12:57Oh, dear.
12:59Oh, that is a shame.
13:01Yes, and Robert seems very disappointed.
13:05Um, hang on a minute.
13:07Roberta, I've got a really good idea.
13:09Why don't you come over here to Justin's house and, uh, little monster, I mean, petite monster, can cook for
13:17you and Robert.
13:19Because I so want you to fix my cake-a-poulter.
13:23Oh, I mean, um, I so want you to have some, uh, delicious cake here.
13:26Is that all right?
13:28Oh, you'll be round straight away.
13:30Great.
13:30Okay, bye.
13:31Bye.
13:32I love you.
13:32Oh.
13:34Did you hear that, Robert?
13:35Yes, just one thing, sir.
13:37Yeah?
13:37What did he do that for?
13:39I mean, since when has little monster been a fantastic chef?
13:44Well, um, since now.
13:46Oh, ha, ha.
13:49Ha, ha, ha.
13:51Ha, ha, ha.
13:52Bonjour, petite monster.
13:54Ha, ha, ha.
13:55Now, Robert, it's all going to be fine.
13:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:59It's not.
13:59Don't panic.
14:01Oh.
14:02There we are.
14:04It'll all be just fine, won't it, everyone?
14:07Ha, ha, ha.
14:08Could you, sir?
14:08Now, we just need some time to get everything ready.
14:11Oh, all right, sir.
14:12Think of the cakes.
14:15Mmm, cakes.
14:16Well, I suppose we've got a bit of time before Roberta arrives.
14:19Right.
14:21Who's at the door?
14:22Who's at the door?
14:24Someone better answer me.
14:26Robert, get the door.
14:28Well, can't you get it, sir?
14:30I'm too busy panicking, and if that's Roberta, we're not ready.
14:33It's not going to be Roberta.
14:35I mean, I've only just spoken to her on the phone.
14:38I'll get it.
14:40Who is it?
14:41It's Roberta.
14:42Hang on a minute.
14:43Well, that's all right.
14:44I mean, we've got plenty of time, because if it's not that...
14:46No!
14:48Roberta.
14:48Padding.
14:49Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
14:51Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
14:53Oh, roberta said we're not ready.
14:54Roberta said we're not ready.
14:55Look, Roberta said we're not ready.
15:09Robert.
15:09Look, there's no time for this tomfoolery.
15:12Go and let Roberta in.
15:13But listen, you'll be fine. Think of the cake a polter hundred thousand. We're doing it for the cake
15:21Alright, sir. I'll be back in a tip. Hang on a minute. Where are you going? I can't do this
15:25on me. Oh, well
15:26I've got to make a posh dining table. I know I think I'll use your new tools that you've just
15:31bought
15:32See you later in my workshop
15:33You can't go in there. I mean
15:35There's precision instruments in there. I mean, it's going to be a disaster. No, sir. You can't just wander in
15:41I mean, you've got no skill at carpentry. There won't be any plates or anything. I mean, it's
15:47Actually, that's that's quite good, sir. Thank you. Oh
15:51Well, let's get this over with sir. Don't forget we're doing it for the cakes
15:56Yes, all right. I'll go and check the dinner and remember all of the top tips from the just-in
16:01-times
16:01You'll be fine Robert. Go get them tiger. Yeah
16:05Oh, right. Oh, all right. Come on, Robert. You can do this old man
16:13Come on in. Um, here we are. Oh, say hello to Roberta, everybody
16:20Hello everyone. I hope you're having a brilliant time in
16:24Yes, yes, yes, right now everybody this is the table. Oh, very good and what was next?
16:31What was next? Oh, yes, the chair the chair always chair posh very posh
16:35And, um, oh, napkin. That's right. Napkin
16:38Robert! Robert! What, what?
16:40You haven't offered, uh, Roberta a chair?
16:42Oh, no, right. Oh, oh, I'm ruining it all, sir. Oh, gee. I can't do it, sir. I really can't
16:49Calm down. Calm down. You'll be fine
16:51No, but sir, I'm a tidier, not a charmer. I really can't do this
16:54I'll help you lay the table again, okay?
16:57But that's, no, no, no, no. Don't worry about it. She's never going to agree to help us. Roberta just
17:01will.
17:01She is. She's going to help us mend the machine. No, it's not going to happen, sir. I promise you
17:04it's not going to happen.
17:04Let's go inside it.
17:06Ahem.
17:09Robert, please, take a seat.
17:11Oh, ah! Roberta's so much better at this than me. I can't do it, sir. I can't do it!
17:15You'll be fine. You'll be fine. Go and sit down. I'll be the waiter.
17:18All right.
17:19Ah-ha.
17:20Ah-ha.
17:21Ah-ha.
17:21Ah-ha.
17:23Ah-ha. Welcome to Justin's house. The poshest restaurant in town. Now, what would, uh, sir and madam desire?
17:30Well, uh, a menu. Oh, yes, of course. Oh, I've forgotten the menu.
17:35Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you.
17:37Oh, thank you, petite monstieure.
17:39Right, well, ahem, this evening, um, on the menu, we have, uh, curried eggs, um, baked bean sauce and, uh,
17:47chocolate sauce.
17:48But, uh, don't worry, it'll all come off. Oh, there you go. Get on with it!
17:52Oh, I'm sorry. I'll just open this up.
17:55Ah!
17:56Sorry.
17:57Ah-ha.
17:57On the menu this evening, we have, uh, spaghetti.
18:01Oh, spaghetti. Lovely, my favourite.
18:04Ah-ha.
18:05Ah-ha.
18:05Ah-ha.
18:06Ah-ha.
18:06Ah-ha.
18:07Ah-ha.
18:08Ah-ha.
18:10Ah-ha.
18:11That's it.
18:12Yes, it's the only thing that petite monstieure can cook.
18:16With it.
18:16Spaghetti, please.
18:17Yeah, uh, two spaghettis.
18:19Ah-ha.
18:20Very good.
18:20Um, petite monstieure, could you get-y the spaghetti?
18:25Ah, thank you.
18:26Ah-ha.
18:27Oh, that's very quick.
18:29I'll just, uh, take that.
18:30Oh, would you-
18:30Oh, that petite monstieure is a little monstieure.
18:33Come back.
18:34Oh, she's going to ruin the dinner.
18:36Has anyone seen little monstieure?
18:38Yeah.
18:39Oh, there.
18:42Oh, there.
18:42There.
18:43Over there.
18:43I'll get it.
18:44Don't worry.
18:44Oh, monster.
18:45Oh!
18:47Oh, she's there.
18:49Right, little monstie, you give me that spaghetti.
18:52Oh, she's too quick.
18:53Where is she now?
18:54Can you see her?
18:55Oh, little monster.
18:57You come here.
18:58I'm going to get that spigot.
18:59Whoa!
19:00Oh!
19:01What a ruin!
19:04Oh, no.
19:06Oh, no.
19:06Oh, Roberta.
19:08Oh.
19:08I'm so sorry.
19:09Are you cross with me?
19:14No.
19:16It looks rather funny.
19:18And tastes delicious.
19:21Ooh!
19:22No, I'm not cross at all.
19:25Oh, thank goodness for that.
19:26Well, if you're not cross, may I ask you a tiny little favour, please?
19:30Oh, of course.
19:32Robert, you're on.
19:33Oh, thank you, sir.
19:35Roberta, would you mind ever so much fixing our cake-apult 100,000, please?
19:40Yes.
19:40Robert couldn't fix it.
19:42Sir?
19:43Oh.
19:43Have you reconfigured the reactors?
19:46Oh, absolutely.
19:46Oh, verified the velocity.
19:48Yes.
19:49Altered the acceleration.
19:49Well, of course.
19:51Have you switched it on?
19:53Have I switched it on?
19:56Only a ninkle puppet.
19:59You haven't switched it on, have you?
20:01No.
20:02No, I haven't.
20:03Right.
20:03Here we go.
20:05I hope it works.
20:09Whoa!
20:13Oh, it's running.
20:15Cakes!
20:15The cake-apult 100,000.
20:17Oh, my goodness.
20:18I fixed it, sir.
20:20Oh, Roberta, how do we ever thank you?
20:22I mean, would you like some cake?
20:24No, thank you, sir.
20:26But there is one way you can thank me.
20:28Oh, name it.
20:29You could sing me my favourite robot song.
20:32Oh.
20:33Oh.
20:33Of course we can manage that, can't we, Robert?
20:35I know.
20:36Just the one.
20:37Hit it.
20:38Oh, hitting it, sir.
20:39Here we go, everybody.
20:42You put your Robo-Lakes in, your Robo-Lakes out.
20:45In, out, in, out, you shake them all about.
20:48You do the Robo-Cokey and you turn around.
20:50And that's what it's all about.
20:52Everybody, now.
20:54Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
20:56Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
20:59Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
21:01And these then are shapes.
21:03Beep, beep, beep.
21:04What's that?
21:04Right, now I think we're sufficiently warmed up, sir.
21:06I always like to do some tidying.
21:08So, everybody, get out your tickly dusters.
21:11That's it.
21:12There we are.
21:13Oh, very good.
21:13Very good, dusters.
21:15Here we go.
21:15And we're going to put them in.
21:16Here we go.
21:17You put your dusters in, your dusters out.
21:21In, out, in, out, shake them all about.
21:23You do the Robo-Cokey and you turn around.
21:26And that's what it's all about.
21:28Here we go.
21:28Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
21:31Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
21:34Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
21:37And these then are shapes.
21:38Beep, beep, beep.
21:39Ha, ha.
21:40Well, now, sir.
21:41Yes.
21:41When there's lots of mess around,
21:43I think we have to press the panic button.
21:47Cool.
21:47Everybody get ready to press your panic button.
21:49Here we go.
21:49You put your panic button in, your panic button out.
21:53In, out, in, out.
21:54You shake it all about.
21:56You do the Robo-Cokey and you turn around.
21:58And that's what it's all about.
22:00Everybody.
22:01Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
22:03Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
22:06Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
22:09Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
22:09Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
22:10Knee, straight, arm, straight, beep, beep, beep.
22:11Right here's what our whole cells in.
22:12Here we go.
22:13You put your whole cells in, your whole cells out.
22:16In, out, in, out.
22:18You shake it all about.
22:19You do the Robo-Cokey and you turn around.
22:21That's what it's all about.
22:23Everybody, now.
22:24Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
22:27Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
22:29Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
22:32Knee, straight, arm, straight, beep, beep, beep.
22:34Right.
22:35Double time.
22:36Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
22:38Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
22:40Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
22:42He said, arm, straight, beep, beep, beep.
22:44Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
22:46Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
22:48Oh, the Robo-Cokey.
22:50He said, arm, straight, beep, beep, beep.
22:52He said, arm, straight, beep, beep, beep.
22:54Give us a big cheer!
22:55Oh, that was Robo-Fantastic, wasn't it?
23:03Oh, it was.
23:04Let's hear a huge cheer for Roberta!
23:09And for Robert!
23:11Thank you very much.
23:12And for Petit Monstia!
23:15Oh, that was cool.
23:16And, of course, you!
23:20Well done.
23:21And we'll see you next time in...
23:23Showtime!
23:24Showtime!
23:26Bye-bye!
23:27Bye, everybody!
23:28Bye, everybody!
23:51Bye, everybody!
23:52Not to know how you eat this,
23:52but you can do it today.
23:52Bye!
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