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00:06BIRDS CHIRP
00:40A dustin' for Justin, a dustin' for Justin, a dustin' for Justin in...
00:48Justin's house!
00:50Well, hello everybody!
00:52CHEERING AND WELCOME TO...
00:58Yes, indeed!
01:00Wait, steady!
01:02Got you!
01:04Get in there! Get in there!
01:07It's washing day today, you see.
01:09I am washing all of Justin's clothes.
01:12But they're a bit of a handful.
01:14Wait, there's another one. Ready?
01:18Get in there!
01:19It's good for you!
01:22You see, they just don't want to be washed.
01:26Stop it!
01:28Get in there!
01:29Oh, there's another load done.
01:34I'd better hang it out to dry before it gets all wrinkly-squinkly.
01:37Now, let's see.
01:38Oh, yes, here we are.
01:40Now, Justin's shorts.
01:41Very lovely.
01:43And Justin's scarf.
01:46Wait a minute.
01:47Come on!
01:49Oh!
01:56Stop that!
01:58Come on!
01:59Oh!
01:59Thank you!
02:00And, Justin's socks!
02:02One!
02:03Two!
02:04Oh!
02:05Where's the other one gone?
02:07Oh!
02:08Oh!
02:08This always seems to happen.
02:10And they're one of Sir's favourites, too.
02:12Oh!
02:13They must be here somewhere.
02:16Oh, dear.
02:19Look out!
02:20Oh!
02:21Oh!
02:22It's you, sir.
02:23Have you seen your other sock anywhere?
02:25Oh!
02:26Never mind.
02:27Never mind.
02:28You see, that's Justin's new book.
02:30The mystery of the mysterious mystery.
02:32Must be good.
02:33He's had his head stuck in it all day.
02:35Oh, I do wonder where that sock went.
02:37It's a mystery.
02:38Hmm.
02:38And then the detective shouted,
02:40It's behind you!
02:42Oh, it must be here somewhere.
02:44Hmm.
02:45He said again,
02:46It's behind you!
02:48Oh!
02:48Where?
02:49The last time he said,
02:50It's behind you!
02:52Oh!
02:52Oh!
02:53Oh!
02:55Oh!
02:56Oh!
02:57Oh!
02:58What's going on?!
02:59Oh!
02:59Oh!
03:02Why are you laughing, Robert?
03:04You've got pants on your head, sir.
03:05Well, yeah, but so have you!
03:07Am I?!
03:08Oh!
03:09Come on, let's take our pants off.
03:10Oh, I'll take mine off as well.
03:12Oh, yes...
03:12There we go!
03:12Come on, everyone!
03:14We've got all the old photos!
03:16Shake and cream!
03:17It's go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go.
03:20Go-go-go-go-go-go...
03:22Yeah!
03:23Very good.
03:24Good to see you and welcome to...
03:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:29Wow! Who's ready to sing a song?
03:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:35Are you sure?
03:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:40Well, fire up the old RMP1 player, Robert.
03:43Firing up, sir. And hit it!
03:46Hitting it, sir.
03:47Come on over here! Here we go!
03:51Come on, Robert.
03:58Here we go!
03:59Come on!
04:00Oh, Justin's house is the place you want to play in.
04:04Justin's house.
04:05You're my special destiny!
04:07Justin's house is the place you want to stay in.
04:10Everybody's over here.
04:11Justin's house.
04:12Yeah!
04:13There's Robert, the robot, and Little Monster too.
04:16And someone else, we think you know who.
04:19Here's Hardy and the sunny house.
04:21He smiles his face.
04:22He is Justin's.
04:25Yeah!
04:26And this is my place.
04:27There you are, sir.
04:28Sing along, everyone!
04:30Justin's house is the place you want to stay in.
04:33Justin's house.
04:34You're my special guest today.
04:36Justin's house.
04:37Here's the place you want to stay in.
04:39Everybody's welcome here.
04:40Justin's house.
04:41One more time, Robert.
04:42Oh, it would be rude not to, sir.
04:45Justin's house is the place you want to play in.
04:48Justin's house.
04:48You're my special guest today.
04:50You're my special guest today.
04:51Justin's house.
04:51Here's the place you want to stay in.
04:53Everyone's welcome here.
04:55Justin's house.
04:56Everyone's welcome here.
05:00Justin's house.
05:02Everyone's welcome here.
05:02Justin's house.
05:02Justin's house.
05:03Give us out the big cheer.
05:04Well done, everybody.
05:07Very cool.
05:09Robert, weren't they fantastic singers?
05:11Oh, they certainly were so wonderful.
05:13Oh, yes.
05:14Yes, sorry, everyone.
05:15I'm just in the middle of reading a very exciting book.
05:19It's all about a detective solving a mystery.
05:23Oh, it's very exciting.
05:25Do you mind if I get back to it?
05:26No, of course, sir.
05:27Right, here we go.
05:33On to the staircase, and then the detective said,
05:37I will solve this mystery if it's the last case I solve.
05:42Follow me.
05:42His faithful assistant, Robson, then said...
05:46Now, now, you just sit there, sir, nice and quiet,
05:48where I can keep an eye on you.
05:49Now, it's time to make sure Justin's house is tip-top and tidy,
05:53because, you see, my good friend Nina...
05:58What is that nasty niff?
06:01Oh!
06:01Sir!
06:02Sir!
06:03What is it, Robert?
06:04Can't you see I'm trying to read my book?
06:06Well, I'm very sorry, sir, but there's this terrible...
06:09Oh.
06:10Oh, no, wait.
06:11It's...
06:11It's gone.
06:12Oh, my mistake.
06:13My mistake.
06:14Now, where was I?
06:15Oh, yes, tidying.
06:16So, you see, my good friend Nina...
06:21Oh, there's that awful pong again.
06:23Oh, sir.
06:24Would you...
06:25Get off.
06:25Get off.
06:26Get off.
06:26Get off.
06:26Get off.
06:27Get off.
06:27Sir.
06:28Sir.
06:28Robert, what are you doing?
06:30I'm trying to read my book.
06:32Can't you smell it, sir?
06:33The most awful stink is in Justin's house,
06:36and I don't know where it's coming from.
06:37We have to find it before Nina arrives, sir.
06:40Oh.
06:41Sir.
06:42It's a complete mystery.
06:46Mystery, did you say, Robert?
06:47Oh, completely.
06:48I can't seem to find it.
06:50I don't know where it's coming from.
06:51A mystery.
06:52A real mystery to solve.
06:54Well, I tell you what, I've got a really good idea.
06:56I could become a detective, couldn't I, everyone?
07:00Oh.
07:02Oh.
07:02Well, and will you help me be a detective?
07:06Oh.
07:07Okay.
07:07Well, Robert, what does a detective need?
07:10Oh, well, sir.
07:10Let me see.
07:11Any ideas?
07:12What do you need when you're a detective?
07:15Oh.
07:15Oh, sir.
07:16I know.
07:16I know.
07:17Oh, yes, of course.
07:18A detective's hat.
07:20Yes.
07:20Good idea.
07:21Ha, ha, ha.
07:22They may need these because they keep their brains warm.
07:25Yes.
07:26Oh.
07:27Who's at the door?
07:28Who's at the door?
07:30Some old man across the room.
07:32Robert, get the door.
07:34But, well, can't you get it, sir?
07:35Yes, of course I can, sir.
07:36I found that my circuit board's...
07:38Wait a second!
07:42That's your job.
07:43That's your job.
07:43That's right.
07:45But, sir, just think.
07:46It's another mystery for you to solve.
07:48I mean, just who is at the door?
07:50Oh, yes.
07:50It's a big mystery.
07:52I'm on the trail.
07:53Ha, ha.
07:53Looking for clues.
07:54Wait a second!
07:56Has Robert just tricked me?
07:58Yeah!
08:00All right.
08:02This time I suppose you can ask...
08:03Oh, look, everyone!
08:04It's Mr. Hattrick, the hat seller.
08:07Say hello, everyone!
08:08Hello, Mr. Hattrick.
08:09Hello!
08:11I'm looking for a detective's hat, Mr. Hattrick.
08:14Can you help me?
08:15Let's have a think.
08:16Oh.
08:17Oh.
08:19Oh.
08:20Oh.
08:20Oh.
08:21I'll just take that for...
08:23Oh, thank you.
08:25I do...
08:26Hang on.
08:26Oh.
08:27Oh.
08:27Whoa.
08:28I'll just pick that one.
08:29Oh.
08:31Very good, but I don't think that's the right...
08:33Oh, what about that one, everyone?
08:35No.
08:35This one?
08:36No.
08:37This one?
08:38No.
08:39This one?
08:39No.
08:40No, no, no.
08:41This isn't working.
08:41Have you got anything else?
08:43Let's have a look, shall we?
08:45How about one of these?
08:46Oh.
08:47Oh, look!
08:48Whoa!
08:49That one?
08:50Hey!
08:50What do you think, everyone?
08:52Yeah!
08:53That's more for the beach, sir.
08:55Not detecting.
08:55All right.
08:55Sorry, Mr. Hattrick.
08:58How's about this one?
08:59Ooh!
08:59Let's have a go, shall we?
09:00What do you think, everyone?
09:04There is too small, sir.
09:05All right.
09:05Someone too small there.
09:08Anything else?
09:09Ah-ha!
09:10Ooh!
09:10Let's have a go with this one.
09:12Whoa!
09:13Whoa!
09:15Oh!
09:17Oh!
09:17Oh!
09:17Oh!
09:28Look at that.
09:29Right.
09:29I'm ready for some detective work.
09:31Well, good, sir, because the stench is getting worse.
09:34Please.
09:35All right, then.
09:35I'm on it.
09:39Um...
09:40Robert!
09:41Um, what are we detecting again?
09:43Oh!
09:43We're detecting where the pong is coming from before Nina arrives.
09:47Oh, yes, of course.
09:47Don't worry.
09:48I'm on it!
09:49Oh, good.
09:53Hang on.
09:54Oh, bad.
09:55Oh, Robert.
09:55Something's missing.
09:56I need something else to be a detective, you know.
09:59Oh!
10:00Oh, I do!
10:01Pick me!
10:02Pick me!
10:03Pick me!
10:04Pick me!
10:05Pick me!
10:06Pick me!
10:07Pick me!
10:07Pick me!
10:08Pick me!
10:08Pick me!
10:08Pick me!
10:08Yes, yes, all right.
10:09The robot at the back, yes.
10:11Yes!
10:12What is it, Robert?
10:13Oh, sir, sorry.
10:14Yes, it's a magnifying glass.
10:16What is it, everyone?
10:19Yes, sir.
10:20It makes teeny tiny clues look bigger.
10:23I see, a magnifying glass.
10:24How am I going to find one of those?
10:26Can you help me?
10:27Well, you've got the detecting hat, sir.
10:30Can't you detect one?
10:31Can you see anywhere?
10:31What?
10:33Where?
10:35There.
10:37Ah-ha!
10:38You're right.
10:38Look, little monster's got a magnifying glass.
10:41Well done, everybody.
10:42Can I borrow that, please?
10:43Thank you, me.
10:43Oh!
10:44Oh!
10:45Where is she?
10:45Come on, everybody.
10:47Where is she?
10:48Oh, she's there, sir.
10:50I've got her.
10:50Come here.
10:51Oh, she's so quick.
10:53Where is she?
10:53Oh!
10:54Oh!
10:55I've got her!
10:56I've got her!
10:57Oh!
10:58Keep a lookout, Dave.
10:59Come on, see her anywhere.
11:00Where is she?
11:02Oh, fix her!
11:03Oh!
11:04Oh!
11:05Oh!
11:05Oh!
11:06Oh!
11:06Oh!
11:07Oh!
11:08Oh, sir, are you all right?
11:10Oh!
11:11Yes, I'm fine.
11:12Oh, I just got a sore body, that's all.
11:14Oh!
11:16Let's see if this works.
11:17Oh!
11:18Oh!
11:19Oh!
11:20Oh!
11:20Look at how everyone looks huge!
11:22Even the people right at the back.
11:23Oh!
11:24This is amazing!
11:26Robert, I mean, try this out.
11:28I mean, it's a-
11:28D'Aaah!
11:29A big silver monster's after me!
11:31Run!
11:32No, no, no, no, sir, sir, sir.
11:33It's me.
11:34It was just the magnifying glass making my excellent face look big.
11:37Was it?
11:38Yes.
11:38Oh!
11:39Oh!
11:40Oh!
11:40Oh!
11:40Oh!
11:41Oh, yes!
11:43Yes, I knew that, of course.
11:45I'm a great detective, aren't I?
11:47Yes, yes, sir.
11:48Well, I've got my hat, and I've got my magnifying glass.
11:51So, let's see if we can find the mystery pong.
11:56Very good, sir.
11:56Stay close.
12:07Ah!
12:08What are you doing?
12:09I'm staying close, sir.
12:10Oh, not that close.
12:31Robert? Yes, sir?
12:37Don't do that!
12:38I'm sorry, sir.
12:39Oh, I don't know. Now, listen.
12:42Oh, I can smell something whiffy and pongy.
12:46Hang on a minute.
12:47I found it.
12:49The case is solved, everyone.
12:51It's a custard pie.
12:54Look, everyone.
12:56Yes, I wonder who it belongs to.
12:58Do you know?
12:59Oh, no.
13:01No!
13:03Robert, it's a giant green monster.
13:05It's going to eat me.
13:06No, no, no, no, no, sir.
13:07It's just little monster.
13:09No, Robert.
13:10Oh, duh!
13:12Oh, duh!
13:13Oh, yeah.
13:14Yes, of course, I knew that, being a great detective.
13:18Well, it doesn't matter, sir, because that stinky pie was not as smelly as the smelly smell we've been smelling.
13:23I think you're right.
13:24There's a whiffy wonder coming from over there.
13:28Let's have a look, shall we?
13:29Yes.
13:31I think it's coming from over by the sofa.
13:34Let's take a look.
13:36Ah!
13:37It's a giant, giant cheese.
13:39It's going to attack me.
13:40Robert!
13:41Oh, hang on a minute.
13:42No, it's just little monster with a little lump of cheese.
13:46Um, little monster, what are you doing?
13:50You've just started a stinky stuff collection.
13:54What?
13:55Of all the days to start a stinky stuff collection, you start today?
13:59We can't have any more stinky things lying around when Nina gets here.
14:02Oh, I mean, it could...
14:03Oh!
14:04Oh!
14:05Oh, I can smell it from over here!
14:08Oh, dear.
14:09Look, everyone, it's a stinky welly.
14:12Oh, I mean...
14:14Oh!
14:16Oh, smell that!
14:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, dear.
14:19Whoever this welly belongs to has got the stinkiest feet in justin' town.
14:28Yeah, yes, yes.
14:30Uh, sir.
14:31Uh, sir, I, um, I don't know how to break this to you, but it's, it's, uh, it's your welly.
14:38Eh?
14:38How do you know that, Robert?
14:40Well, because it's got a J on it, sir.
14:41J.
14:42For Justin.
14:43Justin!
14:43Oh, yes, welly.
14:45It could stand for...
14:46Jobbutt.
14:47Sir.
14:48All right, all right, it's my welly.
14:50Well, we need to get rid of it, sir.
14:52Yes, we do.
14:52What are we going to do?
14:53I mean...
14:53Oh, no!
14:54No!
14:55Come back here!
14:56Oh, you're turning my lovely clean house into a palace of pong.
14:59Oh, can you see her, anybody?
15:01Oh, dear.
15:02Where?
15:03Where?
15:03Oh!
15:04Oh!
15:04Oh!
15:05Oh, Robert, the smell coming from...
15:06Oh, oh, sir, I don't think Little Monster's going to give up a stinky collection.
15:11Oh.
15:12Little Monster.
15:12Now, Little Monster, could you please keep all of your stinky stuff down in your den, please?
15:19Oh, thank you, Little Monster.
15:21Oh, thank you, Little Monster.
15:23That's better.
15:24The smell's gone.
15:25Yeah.
15:26Oh!
15:26Oh, no, the smell's back, sir.
15:28Oh!
15:29Oh!
15:29Oh, no, it's still there!
15:30Oh!
15:31Oh!
15:32There's the phone!
15:32The phone!
15:34The phone!
15:34The phone is!
15:35Where?
15:36Oh!
15:37Oh!
16:04Oh, look!
16:05Hang on, I think I've found it.
16:05Oh!
16:06OK, well, I'll see you soon, Nina.
16:08I love you!
16:09OK.
16:10I love you, too.
16:11Oh!
16:12Robert!
16:13Did you hear that?
16:14Nina's coming over right now.
16:15Yes, I know she is, sir, and the house still smells.
16:18Oh, what are we going to do?
16:19Oh, no, what if she thinks it's me that's stinky?
16:22Oh, there's only one thing for it, sir!
16:24Hang on a minute.
16:26No need to hit the panic button, Robert.
16:29I, Detective Justin, will find out about this mystery pong before Nina arrives.
16:36Who's at the door?
16:38Who's at the door?
16:39Someone has a right to it.
16:41Robert, get the door.
16:43But I can't get it so well if it's Nina.
16:46Oh, you're right.
16:47OK, don't worry.
16:47I have a plan, everyone.
16:50Well done, sir.
16:50Genius, genius.
16:52Quickly.
16:52Quick, hide behind here and I'll show you what I'm going to do.
16:54All right, sir.
16:55Right.
16:55Are you ready?
16:56Yes.
16:56OK.
16:58We're not in.
17:00That's it.
17:01That's the best you've got.
17:02Yes.
17:03I'll handle this.
17:05He said we're not in.
17:07Well, that's what I said.
17:09I'm panicking.
17:09I'm panicking.
17:10Oh, hello, everyone.
17:13Are you having fun today in?
17:18Oh, if this is Justin's house, then where's Justin?
17:22Have you got us going?
17:24Here.
17:25Here, I'll be back here.
17:26OK, OK.
17:27Oh.
17:29Oh.
17:29Oh.
17:29Oh.
17:30Robert, what are you doing down there?
17:32Oh, nothing.
17:33I just dropped my, uh, Justin.
17:36Get it.
17:37Get it.
17:37Oh.
17:38Oh, hi, Nina.
17:40Lovely to see you.
17:41We were just, um, playing hide and seek.
17:44Oh.
17:44Oh, my smell neuron is detecting a terrible smell.
17:48Oh.
17:49Yes, I'm sorry, Nina.
17:50There's a mystery pong in Justin's house today.
17:53Yes, and I've been a detective trying to solve the mystery.
17:56Yes, but he can't find it.
17:57Well, it's my first case.
17:58Oh, a mystery smell.
18:00Oh, I do love solving a good mystery.
18:03OK, OK.
18:03Now, what you need to do is think back to the first time you smelt the smell.
18:08You need to rewind, as it were.
18:10Oh, that's OK.
18:11I mean, Robert's got a rewind button, haven't you?
18:13Oh, yes, sir.
18:14Rewinding now.
18:15Oh, yes, sir.
18:21Oh, yes, sir.
18:24Oh, yes, sir.
18:26Oh, yes, sir.
18:35Oh, yes, sir.
18:37Oh, yes, sir.
18:38Oh, yes, sir.
18:39Oh, yes, sir.
18:40Oh, yes, sir.
18:42Oh, yes, sir.
18:43Oh, yes, sir.
18:44Oh, yes, sir.
18:44Oh, yes, sir.
18:44Oh, yes, sir.
18:46I finished rewinding.
18:48I've still got to go back with something.
18:50Oh, I think they get the joke.
18:51Right.
18:52I'm nearly ready.
18:53OK, right.
18:54So we're back at the beginning.
18:56Let's consider the evidence.
18:58What caused the smell?
19:00So, Robert, you were in the bedroom.
19:01Yes, doing the washing.
19:02But it wasn't me who made the smell.
19:04And, Justin, you were in the library.
19:06Yes, that's right.
19:06I was reading my detective book.
19:09The mysterious mystery of the smelly sock.
19:12Oh, this is what's causing the pause.
19:15Oh, you're missing socks.
19:16What's it doing in your book?
19:18Well, I mean, I didn't have a bookmark.
19:20So, I thought I'd use one of my old socks.
19:23You know, the ones that I've never washed.
19:25Oh, quickly, let's get it clean.
19:26Nina, take it over there.
19:30I don't think it wants to be washed, you know.
19:32Oh, a bit like its owner, then.
19:34Yes, I agree.
19:34Wait a second.
19:35I've heard that.
19:41Don't worry, I've got an idea.
19:43Right.
19:43Now, you go over there and creep up on it.
19:46All right.
19:46Come on, Nina.
19:47We'll flush it out.
19:48I've done this a lot with Justin's washing before.
19:51It normally hides under the sofa.
19:53We just need to send it towards Justin.
19:54Okay.
19:55And go!
19:56Go on, you!
19:57Have you got it?
19:58Have you got it, sir?
19:59Keep a good hold.
20:00It's struggling, it's struggling.
20:01You're there?
20:02I've got it.
20:03All right, sir.
20:04Quick.
20:04Come on, then.
20:05Into the washing machine.
20:06One, two, three, go!
20:08Oh, well done, sir.
20:10Oh!
20:10Oh!
20:11Sir, it really doesn't want to be washed.
20:12Oh, it's coming!
20:13Oh!
20:14Oh!
20:15Quick, quick!
20:18Yay!
20:19Oh!
20:19Oh!
20:21Well, at least the smell has gone.
20:24Oh, I'm so happy I feel like singing.
20:27Oh!
20:28That's a great idea, Robert.
20:29Come on, everyone.
20:31Are you going to join in, Nina?
20:32Oh, I'd love to.
20:33Excellent.
20:33Who wants to sing a song?
20:37Very good.
20:38Well, fire up the old RMP1 player, Robert.
20:40Firing up, sir.
20:41And...
20:41Hit it!
20:42Hitting it!
20:44Right, then.
20:45Okay, we're going to be detectives, everyone.
20:47So hold your magnifying glass up.
20:51I spy, I spy with my little eye.
20:55What do you spy with your little eye?
20:58I spy, I spy with my little eye.
21:02Something that's green and likes to hide.
21:06She's green and she likes to hide and likes custard pies.
21:09What do I spy with my little eye?
21:12Come on, everyone!
21:13We're seeking I.
21:15We're seeking you.
21:16We're seeking fast.
21:18We're seeking slow.
21:20We're seeking all around until we found the thing you spy with your eye.
21:27Hmm.
21:28Very good.
21:29Yes.
21:30Now, everybody, did you spy what Justin spied?
21:34She's great.
21:35She likes to hide.
21:36Likes to hide.
21:37Who is it?
21:38Little monster.
21:40Exactly right.
21:41Now, we spied you, little monster, so now it's your turn.
21:43What do you spy?
21:44Oh, right.
21:45Okay.
21:45I spy, I spy with my little eye.
21:50What do you spy with your little eye?
21:53I spy, I spy with my little eye.
21:57Something that splats a messy surprise.
22:00It splats on the face.
22:03It splats on the face.
22:03Miss all over the place.
22:05And that's what I spy with my little eye.
22:07Come on, only man!
22:08We're seeking high.
22:10We're seeking low.
22:12We're seeking fast.
22:14We're seeking slow.
22:16We're seeking all around until we found the thing you spy with your little eye.
22:23Oh, I wonder what it can be.
22:23Okay, there's a mistake here, wow.
22:23Ok, so, we've got little monster and a custard pie.
22:27Yes.
22:27Ooh, that could be very messy in Justin's house, couldn't it?
22:30Yes.
22:30Right, we've got a fine little monster and that pie.
22:32So, shout-out, if you see you, everyone.
22:35Good job, come on!
22:36So, I'm stuck for the house!
22:37We're seeking high.
22:39Ooh, we're seeking low.
22:40We're seeking high.
22:41We're seeking high.
22:42Oh!
22:42We're seeking slow.
22:44We're seeking all around until we found the thing you slide with your little eye.
22:50Oh, I wonder what it can be.
22:56Oh, it was a custard pie, of course.
23:01Yes. Oh, never mind.
23:03Hey, listen, everyone, have you had a good time today?
23:06Yeah!
23:08Well, let's have a huge cheer for our special guest, Nina!
23:11Yay!
23:15Detective Robert!
23:17Thank you very much.
23:17Ha, ha, ha!
23:20Sherlock Little Monster!
23:22Yay!
23:24And, of course, the biggest cheer for you!
23:27Yay!
23:29And we'll see you next time in...
23:32Your students!
23:34Goodbye!
23:36Bye, everybody!
23:37Merry Christmas!
23:37Long как бы!
23:47We've got accesses by ourselves!
23:55Save us!
23:55When we've reached...
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