Agha Majid Ki Saans Khushk, Malaika Se Daant Bhi Parh Gai - Hoshyarian - video Dailymotion

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00:00Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.

00:13We have a couple with us during the break.

00:15They want to tell the world how a couple can always be happy.

00:20They say that they have never fought and today they have come to spread the message

00:25that this is how you can make your life a paradise.

00:28So let's talk to them.

00:29Hello.

00:30Hello.

00:31Hello.

00:32Hello.

00:33What happened to him?

00:34Forget about him.

00:36Look at his sweater.

00:38Sweater?

00:39It's good.

00:40I don't like it.

00:41I think the sweater is a little tight.

00:43Is it tight for you?

00:44No.

00:45No.

00:46Hello.

00:47If it was light, I wouldn't have told you.

00:49Okay.

00:50Don't tell me.

00:51How are you speaking?

00:52Speak properly.

00:53I speak like this.

00:54Speak properly.

00:55I don't understand your voice.

00:56Why?

00:57Why are you speaking like that?

00:58I am wearing a sweater.

00:59It's because of the green.

01:00It's like I'm wearing a shirt.

01:01I want to tell you that I made this sweater with a lot of love.

01:02Okay, you made this?

01:03Yes.

01:04And you?

01:05Do you know, I made it with my own hard work?

01:06Mr. Arun, do you know the name of the bottle belonging to this woman?

01:07What happened to her?

01:08You can't even imagine.

01:09Her name is Kal Koti.

01:10What happened to her?

01:11Her name is Kal Koti.

01:12Her name is Kal Koti.

01:13Her name is Kal Koti.

01:14Her name is Kal Koti.

01:15Her name is Kal Koti.

01:16Her name is Kal Koti.

01:17Her name is Kal Koti.

01:18Her name is Kal Koti.

01:19I'll make a ball out of it.

01:22Mr. Arun, if this woman has a bottle, do you know what her name will be?

01:25What will it be?

01:26Galkotu Boti.

01:29The size of your sweater is wrong. Listen to her voice.

01:32Your voice is perfect in this.

01:34No, no. It's Shogi.

01:37Brother, when you wear this sweater, keep a syrup with it.

01:41What for?

01:42I mean, when I wear it, I keep it in my pocket.

01:48Sir, it looks like your intestines are going to come out.

01:51No, no. I wasn't talking about that.

01:53Mr. Arun, if a movie is made on her life, do you know what her name will be?

01:57What will it be?

01:58Guddi Fankar and Banda Tabedar.

02:01Look, how beautiful are her glasses.

02:04These glasses are for small kids.

02:06They are tight.

02:07How tight? Are they tight for you?

02:09Yes, sir.

02:14What are you knitting?

02:15I am knitting a blanket for her.

02:17Yes, sir. I will take it from wherever it is.

02:21I was also thinking what will you do with such a big blanket.

02:23No, no, sir. Our wedding blankets are not that big.

02:28If it's a blanket, then what will happen if she wears a knickerboard?

02:32Do you know what happened to me?

02:33Yes, sir.

02:34When I wore this sweater, she was staring at me.

02:36She said, let her do it. She was 45 years old.

02:39What is your name?

02:40Nisaakti.

02:41What Nisaakti? You wore such a small sweater.

02:45Okay, Mr. Nisaakti.

02:46Yes.

02:47Don't you have anything to say?

02:48No.

02:49No, no, no, no.

02:52We haven't fought yet.

02:53No, no. Did you fight with her or not?

02:55No.

02:56We haven't fought yet.

02:57Yes, we have fought once.

03:00What happened?

03:01We got newly married.

03:03And the wedding was going on.

03:05I told him to stop it.

03:06Okay.

03:07He didn't listen.

03:08He didn't stop it.

03:09My grandfather's gun was pointed at me.

03:12Okay.

03:13He started beating me.

03:15That day and the day after that,

03:17our love grew so much.

03:20Yes.

03:21With that bullet.

03:22I didn't kill her with that bullet.

03:23She wanted to beat me up.

03:26If you love her so much, shoot her in the heart.

03:29No, I didn't say that.

03:30I was going to shoot her.

03:32You didn't say that.

03:33You were going to kill her like this.

03:35Sister, did you take her measurements like this or like that?

03:38No, I just took it with my idea.

03:41Idea.

03:42This is her idea.

03:43She is so fit.

03:46See, when he talks, he moves.

03:48No, no.

03:49He was very thin when he got married.

03:51Yes, yes.

03:52He must have gained a lot of weight.

03:59She is right.

04:00The way he talks,

04:01I think he is 22 years older than me.

04:04What do you mean?

04:05You talk a lot.

04:06No.

04:09I will say yes to everything.

04:11She will make a leg for me.

04:13I love knitting.

04:15And she is doing it for me.

04:18You have never made a sweater for yourself.

04:20No, no, no.

04:21She would have made one for me.

04:24Brother, you know,

04:25tolerating cruelty is also cruelty.

04:27Wait a minute.

04:28Am I doing cruelty?

04:29No, no.

04:32No, no, no.

04:33Sister, you have forgotten fitting in knitting.

04:36She is right.

04:37I will get you an ideal couple.

04:39You will fall at their feet.

04:40No, no, no.

04:41You will fall at their feet.

04:42No, no, no.

04:43I will fall at your feet.

04:44No, no, no.

04:47The way he suddenly found out,

04:48he wore a sweater and committed suicide.

04:51Brother, I can make any food.

04:53Yes.

04:54But tell me,

04:55has it ever happened

04:56that my food is not good?

04:57Tell me.

04:58Why?

04:59I don't know.

05:00I don't know.

05:04Okay, get her sweater off for a while.

05:06It is so cold

05:07that you want to kill me.

05:09No, no, no.

05:10She will come with the sweater.

05:13Brother, you have brought

05:14children's glasses.

05:15They are very small.

05:16I don't think

05:17you have seen fashion.

05:19Has fashion ever

05:20or in history

05:21ever seen

05:22such glasses

05:23in one's eyes?

05:24But sister,

05:25he has also worn

05:26leather boots.

05:28Yes, that's a good idea.

05:29He has worn them.

05:30I didn't get them.

05:31I have been wearing them

05:32for three months.

05:35I don't even want to wear a sweater.

05:37This is the kind of genie

05:38I am.

05:41Aarukh,

05:42a year or two ago

05:43I remember

05:44there was a news

05:45that a wife had

05:46an affair with her husband

05:47because he doesn't fight with her.

05:48He doesn't fight with her.

05:49It doesn't even happen

05:50that if you don't fight

05:51then you are a very strong couple.

05:53So something is wrong.

05:54Absolutely.

05:55If something is too good

05:56to be true.

05:57This is normal.

05:58Exactly.

05:59And I am surprised

06:00that this woman

06:01is knitting so much.

06:02Now we see

06:03very seldom women

06:04knitting.

06:05Now this tradition

06:06has ended.

06:07You are forcing us

06:08to make mistakes.

06:09You want to create

06:10a ruckus at home.

06:11I am saying

06:12this is a good thing.

06:13Do you know

06:14according to a survey

06:1550-60% of women

06:16have depression,

06:17anxiety,

06:18and tension

06:19because of knitting

06:20which used to end

06:21which doesn't happen now.

06:23Sewing and knitting.

06:25You will be surprised

06:26that the war veterans

06:27who come back

06:28from the war

06:29the soldiers

06:30they have PTSD.

06:33So they are

06:34very worried

06:35after seeing

06:36all the conditions

06:37of the war.

06:38They have PTSD.

06:41So what they do

06:42is they knit.

06:43Or they sew.

06:44Did you know that?

06:45No.

06:46There is a Hollywood actor

06:47Ryan Gosling.

06:48Yes.

06:49He is my favorite.

06:50Even now

06:51his movie

06:52is very good.

06:53Fall Guy.

06:54Exactly.

06:55Fall Guy.

06:56So he does

06:57a lot of comedy.

06:58Some time ago

06:59he also went

07:00into depression and anxiety.

07:01He makes

07:02very good sweaters.

07:03Now he is

07:04very famous.

07:05Why?

07:06I will go

07:07to the place

07:08where the sweaters are.

07:09Our elders

07:10say that

07:11we never heard

07:12the words

07:13of anxiety

07:14and depression

07:15in our time.

07:16There used to be

07:17a sewing machine

07:18in every house.

07:19Yes.

07:20They knew

07:21sewing,

07:22knitting,

07:23everything.

07:24That's it.

07:25Now they don't know.

07:26Anyway,

07:27you are making

07:28a good thing.

07:29Yes.

07:30We also have

07:31a sewing machine at home.

07:32Then?

07:33The sewing machine

07:34will give you

07:35a good feeling.

07:36See

07:37he adjusted

07:38the color.

07:39It's done.

07:40It's complete.

07:41Tomorrow

07:42is his

07:43birthday.

07:44Really?

07:45Yes.

07:46I asked her

07:47not to cut the cake

07:48but to cut my sweater.

07:49Ask the other person

07:50not to bother

07:51the elderly.

07:52I am very

07:53upset about the sweater.

07:54I made

07:55one more sweater

07:56for him.

07:57But I didn't tell him.

07:58I didn't know

07:59when the sweater

08:00would be ready.

08:01His family

08:03I don't know.

08:04My eyes were blindfolded.

08:06I was wearing a sweater.

08:10Sister, the sweater you're wearing..

08:12..if it's open, you can do something else with it.

08:15You're absolutely right.

08:16Look, I'm such a beautiful old lady.

08:19No, it's open.

08:20It's open.

08:21It's open, sister.

08:23Look, it's such a beautiful color.

08:25Okay.

08:26People will say that it's open.

08:28What nonsense are you talking about?

08:29But..

08:30Yes, hurry up.

08:33I even bought a bottle of oil.

08:40Ladies and gentlemen, we'll take a short break.

08:42We'll meet again after the break.

08:44Brother, I have something else.

08:45Yes.

08:46A girl asked me to bring a key.

08:47I used to lock the door.

08:49Oh, God.

08:50You should've kept it.

08:51There's no problem.

08:53You should've kept it.

08:54Tell me, how much is it?

08:55Why are you asking me?

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