00:00Beware! Beware! Beware!
00:05Welcome back, viewers.
00:06Yes, Irza Khan.
00:07Mr. Haroon, why can't December and January
00:09be declared as national holidays?
00:12Because of the cold?
00:13Yes.
00:13Because there is no such cold in the whole country.
00:16In Lahore, I am seeing that a strange phenomenon has started
00:19from last year.
00:21That a lot of people have kept their wardrobes and clothes
00:24so that when there is a transition from summers to winters,
00:27they will wear them.
00:28Suddenly, within two days, there is a cold.
00:30Exactly.
00:30Mr. Haroon, these are the last 10-15 days of cold.
00:33I think the weather will get better in March.
00:34If he had crossed the canal, he would have switched on the car heater.
00:38In Gujarat, it was snowing twice and now it's cold.
00:43Do you know why he quit smoking?
00:46Why?
00:47Because the lighter is cold.
00:49Mr. Agha, you must be feeling cold in the tent.
00:51Don't you wear a cap or a shawl for that?
00:53I don't understand this.
00:56What kind of a talent is this?
00:57She is my mother.
01:00Why are you being so careful?
01:02Dear, don't lie down on the tent.
01:05My child, I have raised you with a lot of difficulty.
01:09You don't know.
01:10I used to lie down on a wet place.
01:17There is a big problem with the cold.
01:19What?
01:20Don't they say that it's very cold?
01:22Do they say that?
01:22Yes, they say that a lot.
01:24There is a big problem with the cold.
01:25You do all the shows as if your arms are big.
01:29I tell him that I do dramas.
01:31He says, what do you do?
01:32He didn't stop you.
01:33Yes.
01:34You were on a bike or a car?
01:35I was on a car.
01:35He has become a cuckoo. He is very cold.
01:39I told him to spread the paper.
01:40He said, don't spread the step first.
01:45If we are done with the cold talk, let's go to the audience.
01:50Yes, sir.
01:51Greetings.
01:52Greetings.
01:53My name is Nadeem.
01:54Yes, Nadeem.
01:55I would like to recite a small poem.
01:57Okay, recite a poem.
01:58Yes, sir.
01:58Stop showing us the path of disloyalty.
02:01Stop showing us the path of disloyalty.
02:04Stop the old promises of not meeting us.
02:07Stop it.
02:08The longing for the past is still remaining in the heart.
02:13Tell them to come now.
02:15Stop making excuses.
02:16Oh, wow.
02:18Very good.
02:20The new era of your love has begun.
02:24The new era of your love has begun.
02:26Let's leave flowers at their doorstep.
02:30Do you remember what you said when you hugged me?
02:32He didn't even know what he was saying.
02:38Thank you very much, sir. Very good.
02:42Yes, sir.
02:43Greetings.
02:43Greetings, sir.
02:45My name is Sajjad Toor. I am from Lahore.
02:47Okay.
02:47I would like to request Agha Mai to recite a poetry.
02:50Please recite a poetry.
02:52The queen is in front of me.
02:58Wow.
02:58She never cries.
03:01Wow.
03:02She never gets upset.
03:06Wow.
03:07She never gets angry with you.
03:12Wow.
03:12She never says anything in front of me.
03:16Wow.
03:17Wow.
03:20She never comes to me with tears in her eyes.
03:31She never buries her sorrows in my eyes.
03:41Wow.
03:42Wow.
03:42Wow.
03:43Wow.
03:43Wow.
03:44Wow.
03:45Wow.
03:45Yes, son.
03:46Greetings.
03:47Greetings.
03:48I want to ask Goga Pasuri a question.
03:50You want to ask Goga Pasuri a question?
03:52Yes.
03:53Go ahead, son.
03:54Yes.
03:55What is the secret of your beauty?
03:57I am not viral. There is no problem with me.
04:00Are you an infection of the viral?
04:05I have been eating peaches all my life.
04:07Okay.
04:07I used to wear shoes and ask, where is the apple?
04:10Mr. Aman has seen the result of opening a strawberry.
04:15Yes, sir.
04:16Greetings, sir.
04:17Greetings, sir.
04:18My name is Asadullah from Sharagpur.
04:20Okay.
04:21I want to recite a poem.
04:22You look more beautiful when you are angry.
04:26Wow.
04:27You look more beautiful when you are angry.
04:29I have kept you angry thinking about this.
04:32Wow.
04:34Very good.
04:35Yes.
04:36Greetings.
04:36Greetings.
04:37Sir, I want to sing a song.
04:39Okay. If you want to stand here and sing, come forward.
04:42Okay. She wants to stand here and sing.
04:43Wow.
04:47My love, my love, I have fallen in love with you.
04:56The world is like a dream, the earth is like smoke.
05:01The city of heaven.
05:05I have become yours.
05:08O God, my heart is lost in love.
05:13Very good.
05:14Very good.
05:15Very good, Aman.
05:16Good luck to you.
05:17Who is next?
05:18Greetings.
05:19Greetings.
05:21I have a question for Malaika ma'am.
05:23Malaika ma'am, what is the secret of your beauty?
05:24Oh.
05:26Wow.
05:27I don't know what she is telling you.
05:30I have seen her eating radish.
05:38Tell her the secret of your beauty.
05:40Tell her to remove the tape from her face.
05:46Okay, tell us the secret of your beauty.
05:49This is a joke. I am a God gifted person.
05:52Alhamdulillah.
05:52Wow.
05:53Thank you so much, ma'am. You are really my God gift.
05:56Wow.
05:59Yes.
06:00Greetings, sir. How are you?
06:01Greetings. I am fine.
06:03Sir, my name is Waqas. I have come from New Lahore city.
06:05I have brought a poetry for you. I will sing it for you.
06:08Okay.
06:09I have faced many defeats, but I have never given up.
06:12I am 24 years old, but I have never become serious.
06:16Wow.
06:18I have always been lazy.
06:19And I have always been lazy.
06:21I have never been liked by anyone.
06:24Wow.
06:26Wow.
06:28Yes, son.
06:29Greetings.
06:30Greetings.
06:31My name is Arsam.
06:32I have come from Sundar Sharif.
06:33Wow.
06:34I am a second year medical student.
06:35Wow.
06:36I have a question for Agha Majid sir.
06:38He is a medical student.
06:39So, he will have a question for him.
06:42Yes, brother.
06:43It is said that when a person gets money,
06:45he buys a lot of things.
06:46He buys everything.
06:47But you have not got your hair done yet.
06:49Mr. Agha had gone to get a transplant.
06:51Yes.
06:52He was big, but his hair was small.
06:55He has got his hair done.
06:57He had got his hair done on two installments.
06:58Two installments were short.
07:00A boy came on a motorcycle.
07:01He said, next month. He said, no.
07:03No.
07:07Please don't make me laugh anymore.
07:08My heart is aching.
07:10What?
07:11Heart aching?
07:11I have told you to get someone better.
07:15Who is next, brother?
07:16Greetings, sir.
07:17Greetings, son.
07:18My name is Mohammad Muneeb.
07:19Your name is as cute as you are.
07:21Tell me, son. What do you do?
07:23I am studying now.
07:24Okay.
07:25I am in fourth class.
07:26Very good.
07:27What will you talk now?
07:29I want to write a poem.
07:30You want to write a poem?
07:31Yes.
07:32Tell me, son.
07:33What is that flower that doesn't have a flower?
07:36Wow.
07:36What is that heart that doesn't have a heart?
07:39Wow.
07:41Very good.
07:42Wow.
07:42Very good.
07:44Sir, Gokhale is wearing a very nice jacket today.
07:46No, he hasn't bought a new one.
07:47He has bought his own.
07:52I had a teacher.
07:54Yes.
07:54When he used to talk,
07:57when he used to talk about God,
08:00he used to stop while talking.
08:03Then he used to talk again.
08:04Like I have stopped now and started again.
08:06Then he used to start talking again.
08:08And then during the conversation,
08:10he used to stop like this and start talking again.
08:13So, once I…
08:14I mean, he was a very famous person.
08:16The whole world knows him.
08:17I am not taking his name.
08:19So, once I asked him,
08:22why do you do this?
08:23So, he replied in a poem,
08:25that whoever you talk to,
08:27you are the one who is concerned.
08:28Wow.
08:29Whoever you talk to,
08:30you are the one who is concerned.
08:31you are the one who is concerned.
08:33The whole conversation breaks down.
08:35Wow.
08:37So, Doctor, we are talking about poetry.
08:39So, please recite something today.
08:41I would like to look at you.
08:43First, two lines from Mohsin Naqvi.
08:45Shall I recite his poetry to you?
08:47Yes.
08:47To light a lamp in the heart,
08:49to extinguish it,
08:51to remember it every day,
08:53to forget it.
08:54Very good.
08:55What should I say?
08:56This is my love.
08:57This is my hatred.
08:59To write his name is also mine.
09:01To write it and to erase it is also mine.
09:02Wow.
09:04So, please recite this.
09:05I try to avoid meeting him again.
09:07But when I turn around,
09:09I pray that he turns back.
09:11Wow.
09:13And this is Mohsin's nostalgia.
09:17I have described it in a different way.
09:19Please recite it.
09:19To smoke a cigarette,
09:21and extinguish it in the toilet.
09:22Wow.
09:23To smoke a cigarette,
09:24and extinguish it in the toilet.
09:26It seems like a very bad thing to do.
09:27You are absolutely right.
09:29To smoke a cigarette,
09:31and extinguish it in the toilet.
09:33And to tell him that I have come from abroad.
09:36Wow.
09:37And to tell him that I have come with a gift.
09:40Very good.
09:41And to put an old sweater on him.
09:46Wow.
09:47And to put an old sweater on him.
09:50And to put a tag of the brand on him.
09:54Wow.
09:55Wow.
09:57And to sleep on my shoulder.
10:01Wow.
10:04And to sleep on my shoulder.
10:07And to wake me up.
10:11Very good.
10:15And to come back to me.
10:18And to blow everything away.
10:21Wow.
10:22And how beautiful is this relationship of a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law.
10:25Wow.
10:26How beautiful is this relationship of a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law.
10:30To say something,
10:32but to put something on him.
10:33Wow.
10:34And to put a lock on the gate is not enough.
10:38Wow.
10:38And to put a spoon in his lock.
10:41Wow.
10:42Anything is possible to get views here, my dear.
10:46Even to make a video of yourself.
10:48Wow.
10:50Very good.
10:51Very good.
10:55And the last line is,
10:56I will never tease you to say sorry.
10:59Okay.
11:00I will never tease you to say sorry.
11:02Uncle, destroy him by calling him a dumper.
11:05Wow.
11:07Uncle, dumper.
11:12Very good.
11:13Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
11:14We will meet you in the next show.
11:16Take care of yourselves.
11:18Goodbye.
11:18Goodbye.
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