00:00Have you ever experienced that you had to do crazy things about love?
00:06What was the craziest thing you did for love, Booboy?
00:09I don't have one. They do something for me.
00:12Oh, handsome!
00:13I'm just normal.
00:14How? What did a girl do for you?
00:16Like that, I'm open right away.
00:18Don't get involved.
00:19No.
00:20Just like what you said, you have to show that you're not the best, just show who you are.
00:25If I were you, we'd have a hard time. If you like me, you can trip me. Game.
00:31For me, I'm a Scorpio. You're a Libra, so we're in the same boat.
00:37I'm scared of Chuds.
00:38Why is Alex always in the conversation?
00:41No, it's because he knows something.
00:43Libras are predictable.
00:45Scorpios are different.
00:46Why?
00:47They're hard on the outside, but on the inside, they're soft.
00:53My boyfriend at that time, even if he's mad, he wouldn't go with me.
00:57They'd go to Sambalis.
00:59There's an outing.
01:01I was the driver because I was the only one who had a car at that time.
01:05I didn't go with them.
01:07Why is it like that? I'm the girl, I should be the one driving.
01:11I'm the one following. Why am I the service?
01:13I'm scared that I'll be the only one driving.
01:15Good thing you're the only one.
01:17I'm the one with the car.
01:19Okay.
01:21It was a group endeavor.
01:23I was guilty because I might break up.
01:28I followed them to Sambalis.
01:30Where is it from?
01:31Manila.
01:32Oh my God.
01:33It was so long.
01:34San Narciso, San Felipe.
01:36They went to Iba.
01:38It's so long.
01:39San Narciso.
01:40It's alphabetical.
01:42I went there.
01:43Then to Sambalis.
01:44It's not like that.
01:46I went to Iba.
01:48You got divorced because of Iba?
01:51It's Iba. I thought it was Ito.
01:53But it's Iba.
01:54I thought it was Vich.
01:56So it's Iba.
01:57When I got there, there were 6 towns.
01:596?
02:006 towns.
02:01In the first town, I still love him.
02:03In the second town, I was questioning myself.
02:05Why are you there?
02:07Third, I already broke up with him on the road.
02:10You're not together? You already broke up with him?
02:12I already broke up with him in my mind.
02:14Fourth?
02:15Fourth town.
02:16Last one, Iba.
02:17Sixth.
02:18When I got there, I love you.
02:19I relate.
02:20You have a realisation in two barangays.
02:22I already have an emotion.
02:25But my point is, for us Scorpios,
02:29to those who relate,
02:30we give everything to love.
02:32We give everything to love.
02:34We don't leave anything to ourselves.
02:36But when it comes to the end,
02:37it's like when it explodes,
02:39you'll be like Scorpio.
02:41You'll explode.
02:42Then it's time to exit.
02:43It's a long story.
02:44We forgive and we forgive.
02:46We give and we give.
02:48When you reach the end,
02:49there's nothing left.
02:50So you guys, as comedians,
02:52you always joke about everything.
02:54If I'm serious,
02:55how did you become crazy about love?
02:57How was that?
02:58My wife, she's the daughter of a general.
03:01That's true.
03:02You used this in the material I heard.
03:04Yes, she's the daughter of a general.
03:06Of course, we're just poor.
03:08Then she got an assumption.
03:10Then I graduated.
03:13I wasn't studying yet.
03:14It was an assumption.
03:15I was working on a passport.
03:18When I followed her,
03:19she had a car.
03:21She would take me home.
03:23Oh, because you were an assumptionist.
03:25Yes.
03:26Then I went to a village,
03:30a navy village.
03:32The book there was kimpi.
03:34It was like a book.
03:36Because I thought it would fit everything.
03:38Kimpi.
03:39He was trying to make it look good.
03:41You have a lot of friends
03:43that you don't tell them it doesn't fit.
03:45I remember you had a picture
03:47of you in elephant pants.
03:48In your great image.
03:50You were so beautiful.
03:51Then when I saw you now,
03:52you look so ugly.
03:53You look like you want to go back to your friends.
03:54Where are you?
03:56I thought we were friends.
03:58I saw my mom.
03:59My mom said to me,
04:00do I look like an addict?
04:02Your mom's mom?
04:03Yes, Danna's mom.
04:05My wife's name is Danna.
04:06She said,
04:07I don't want to see a guy who looks like an addict.
04:10I was offended.
04:11I said,
04:12you guys are far out.
04:14Like a bad trip.
04:17I threw the syrup.
04:18It's like I threw up.
04:22Then it became a secret.
04:24It became a secret.
04:26Then something happened to us.
04:28Of course,
04:29if there's a sex habit,
04:30it always happens.
04:32Until,
04:33the second time they saw us,
04:35we were already flirting.
04:37Yes, because there's an older woman.
04:39My father-in-law
04:41really didn't like me.
04:43He was observing me.
04:46For those who don't know,
04:48there are generals.
04:50They have jobs.
04:51For example,
04:52you're a military man,
04:53your rank is low.
04:54You have the option to go to war.
04:56Or to serve as an assistant
04:58of a general.
05:00You can be assigned there.
05:01He has jobs.
05:02He's like a gardener or a driver.
05:04He has a military background.
05:06He was observing us.
05:08He went to war.
05:09Our house was in Pasay.
05:11Next to a bank.
05:12Protacio.
05:13Two owners.
05:15They were observing us.
05:17They were armed.
05:19My mother was brave.
05:21She fought against the sheriffs.
05:23Even though we didn't pay our house rent for 7 months.
05:27The soldiers called us.
05:29They said,
05:30come here.
05:31If you do that,
05:32I'll send you to the barangay.
05:33We can't fight the barangay people.
05:34The barangay people will respond to the military.
05:38That's why we became friends.
05:40Okay.
05:41That's one of the reasons why we became friends.
05:44She's nervous.
05:45She's nervous.
05:46She can't talk.
05:47I was with my mother.
05:48Because my father died.
05:50My mother didn't kiss me yet.
05:52I didn't know if she was serious about us.
05:54She's serious.
05:55My mother...
05:57You know, I want to meet your mother.
05:59We went to the post office.
06:00They asked us to go with them.
06:01Because she's injured.
06:04I have food.
06:05We don't have time to eat.
06:07I said, it's hard.
06:08What kind of dilemma is that?
06:09That's it.
06:10That's her mother's character.
06:11You have a lot of material.
06:14But there's a point in my life.
06:16Let's say we're an artist.
06:19I have a story.
06:20I came from Taiping.
06:23When you come from Taiping,
06:25sometimes you don't go straight to your house.
06:27There are people who can afford to drink.
06:29Decompress.
06:30There are girls, right?
06:35I went home.
06:37Nothing happened.
06:38I just drank.
06:39Nothing.
06:40Just chatting.
06:41Just drinking.
06:42Just chatting.
06:44Of course, I was drunk.
06:46When I got home,
06:47I took my clothes from the back.
06:49I put them on the chair.
06:52Then I fell asleep.
06:53When you're drunk, you fall asleep.
06:55The problem is,
06:56I woke up for 5 seconds.
06:58The stupidest guy
07:01suddenly woke up for 5 seconds.
07:03It's like we're a computer
07:04that you turned on.
07:05We're a blue screen.
07:07He said,
07:08you're with a girl.
07:10I still can't believe it.
07:12I want to confess.
07:13So that I can go back to sleep.
07:14Because I'm stupid.
07:15So that it's over.
07:16He brought me to the kitchen.
07:18There's panty in my clothes.
07:19Panty.
07:21Because you tied it.
07:22Yes.
07:23Why is there panty here?
07:24The problem is,
07:25the panty is wet.
07:26Huh?
07:28Of course,
07:29the first thing that came to my mind was,
07:30I'm stupid.
07:31Maybe my office mates tricked me.
07:33You don't have an office.
07:34You're an artist.
07:35So I know I'm really stupid.
07:37He's a liar.
07:39I'm going to confess.
07:40I said,
07:41so that it's over.
07:43There's panty.
07:44What am I going to do?
07:45I don't know.
07:46Maybe someone tricked me.
07:47But if I said I was tricked,
07:48it means I came from a drink.
07:49I don't know that.
07:50I'm really going to confess.
07:51Maybe we drank.
07:52Until my niece,
07:53from the dark corner of the living room,
07:54my niece was sleeping there.
07:55She was sleeping next to us.
07:56She stood up.
07:57She said,
07:58uncle,
07:59I took off my panty.
08:00It looks like I drank from there.
08:01You put it on.
08:02Your clothes were taken off from above.
08:03I took it off.
08:04Your Honor.
08:05Your Honor,
08:06I'm now the victim.
08:07I'm now the victim.
08:08I'm now the victim.
08:09I'm now the victim.
08:10I'm now the victim.
08:12This is my opening line,
08:13Your Honor.
08:14So you were counter-intuitive.
08:15I was counter-intuitive.
08:16And I said,
08:18I worked so hard yesterday
08:20to bring food to this house.
08:22You're the only one who's going to pay for it.
08:24You're the only one who's going to pay for it.
08:25You're the only one who's going to pay for it.
08:26You're the only one who's going to pay for it.
08:27Just because of one panty,
08:28I didn't know.
08:29I'm now the victim.
08:31You took it off.
08:32I went back to sleep.
08:34I closed my eyes and prayed to God.
08:38You're a joker, right?
08:40No, I said,
08:41I'm now the victim.
08:46You're a joker.
08:47You're the only one who's going to pay for it.
08:49You really proved that God is a man.
08:52I got you, bro.
08:53I got you, bro.
08:54I'm now the victim.
08:55I'm now the victim.
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