00:00So I think I'm just going to invite him over.
00:02And if he's half as cool as Leon was,
00:04then I'll invite him to the Mets game.
00:06You know, men have it so easy.
00:08It is difficult for women to make friends
00:10after a certain age.
00:12And once a woman gets married and has kids,
00:14she forgets about all her single friends.
00:16Oh, is that why you don't have any friends?
00:20You're my friend.
00:22Ugh.
00:24Let me clarify the yuck.
00:26OK, guys don't have female friends
00:29because it never works.
00:30It's all a racket.
00:33The thing about female friends is they still
00:35expect you to pull out the chair.
00:37They want you to pay the bill and do all the driving.
00:40That you got to pay for valet, too.
00:41That part.
00:43And after you do all that, they go home and sleep with a guy
00:46that does none of that.
00:49OK, but male friends are a racket, too.
00:52It's like having a puzzle with one piece.
00:54And they're always trying to stick
00:55their piece in your puzzle.
00:59Exactly.
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