00:00You can't outdo the doer.
00:03Have you ever heard of the bop house? I had no idea what it was until just a second ago either.
00:07At first glance you might think it's some epic new record label that releases bops like some
00:11monster cat clone for the modern day. Well no no no, you fool, the bop house is a content house
00:15comprised of models and content creators, you idiot. Yeah, I don't follow this stuff very
00:19closely but the content houses have been a thing since the day I was a little child sucking on my
00:24thumb on youtube.com. I would log on and I would watch stuff like cow chop or the creatures, which
00:28out of context makes me sound like I'm part of a gang of rabid feral beasts, but they were groups
00:32of content creators who would live in one big house or building making content for their youtube
00:35channels. A more modern day example would be something akin to team 10 with the likes of
00:39jake paul and other rich kids running around making content for their brain-rotted audience.
00:43Well the bop house is just a modern version of all of this and the content itself and discussion
00:47about it has been rolling around social media websites like tiktok and instagram lately where
00:50model sophie rain as well as others top the charts with millions and millions of followers.
00:54Social media has become the modern day replacement for television just as those
00:57millennials had their eyes glued to the television to watch snooki talk about god knows what, we are
01:00now glued to our phones watching stuff like this. The bop house started in mid-december of 2024 and
01:05it features creators like sophie rain, aisha sophie, and summer xyrus which is a name I imagine an
01:09extraterrestrial would have on ET's home planet. On december 8th 2024 the bop house instagram posted
01:14their first video which was a simple dance near the pool holding up a sign. Before long they would
01:18post more like on tiktok where some of these clips would get millions of views with this one getting
01:22over 8 million for example very quickly. Their accounts would rapidly blow up as well with an
01:26accumulation of 123,000 followers on instagram within the first three weeks and tiktok with 860,000
01:31in the same amount of time and the content house became a subject of memes and controversial nature
01:35very quickly as some fans suggested that they invite a 17 year old to the bop house. The bop
01:39house then proceeded to make jokes about adding her and that they would get arrested for doing so.
01:43This tiktok in particular would garner a lot of attention, this one with over 18.4 million views
01:48in 10 days. The girl in question would respond as well saying quote don't worry girls I will bail
01:51you out end quote. I barely understand what is happening on the internet anymore please someone
01:55save me from this godforsaken digital realm. Anyway with the popularity of the bop house came
01:58this ridiculous parody house. This is called the bruzz house and it's a parody content house of
02:03the bop house consisting of several content creators like not kenneth, cameraman blakey,
02:08and other creators like niko and hoopify. We're really running out of usernames at this point,
02:12I feel like youtubers are just called stuff like silly socks and dork mouth. If my child was
02:16watching a youtuber named yee sloth on their ipad I would pull the router out of the wall and revert
02:20to monkey. Anyway their parody videos would garner a lot of attention as well and the bro house would
02:24quickly capitalize on this success. Some of their content is very focused on modern meme culture like
02:28this video which is captioned who's the most chopped the chopped chin cannot escape us. The
02:32bop house and the bruzz house would quickly enter the territory of an all-out internet war. The
02:36bruzz house on january 7th 2025 would release this tiktok asking and pleading beckoning to their
02:41digital masses that they must surpass the bop house and followers. This pathetic display of
02:45begging would quickly become their main source of content as their reoccurring slop is now regularly
02:49about announcing their current follower count turning their page into a daily stock ticker.
02:52They would also make dancing and lip sync videos much like the bop house adding new content creators
02:56like vex bolts and ego stroking their meat to their epic follower count like in this video
03:00posted on january 11th where they celebrate dominating the bop house and followers. They
03:04would also begin to post about their quote war. I guess this is like the modern pewdiepie versus
03:08t-series and maybe these are the numbers young alphas and zoomers care about. Can we like just
03:12go outside and do something productive maybe? Maybe we could start a house called the burial
03:15house where we bury all content creators deep underground for the rest of eternity. The bop
03:19house claps back though of course like this rebuttal from january 11th from julia making fun
03:23of the bruzz boys appearances. The bruzz house isn't the only form of parody content to exist or
03:27come out of this era of culture though as many parodies have come out from various tiktokers
03:30pretending or joking that they've been accepted to join the bop house like it's an nba team
03:34announcing its new roster. For example here's a silly video from baby charlotte 1. Who knows who
03:38will win the bruzz buff war of 2025 but it certainly isn't the general populace as content
03:42houses will slowly turn into content farms. Zoomers with fades and broccoli hair sitting
03:46in content factories making slop for the masses distracting you from the real important matters
03:50on the ground in your community and in your personal life. Real important matters like
03:53price of banana at grocery store and um i don't know maybe like california like the world is on
03:58fire. Anyway tiktok uh bye you
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