TBATS: Ginawang planggana ang pagmumukha ni Super Bekla!

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Aired (January 26, 2025): Puksang-puksa naman si Super Bekla sa tatlo nitong kalaban sa Tawang Timpla, nakakatawa kasi siya sobra!  For more TBATS Highlights, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmAKLLAvOILc8ZUeMEo4HfCq

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00:00Our competition is very simple, okay?

00:03You will go to the center one by one

00:06while your opponents are sitting.

00:09And then, do you have two minutes to laugh?

00:15That's right. You have to laugh

00:17while there's milk in your mouth, not your lips.

00:20That's right.

00:21It's kind of the same, right?

00:23If it leaks, you'll be out right away.

00:27That's what you should avoid.

00:29While we're waiting, let's call the contestant number one,

00:32Kitka!

00:33Oh, it's me!

00:36She's here, Kitka!

00:38Oh, she's already started.

00:39She's already started.

00:41That's great!

00:42Do they need to drink something?

00:44Of course, before that, let's have a chat first, friend.

00:47So you can relax.

00:48How's your baby that you're giving birth to?

00:50That's why, on Christmas, it's like you don't have anything yet.

00:54Not here.

00:57It's like you're giving birth to a baby that you don't have yet.

00:59She's already 25.

01:01She's okay.

01:03Because we have milk, it's from me.

01:06Oh, it's from you.

01:07I'm still a breastfeeding mom.

01:08That's delicious.

01:09Has it started?

01:10Has it started?

01:11Not yet.

01:12I thought it started.

01:13Who are you dedicating your performance to tonight?

01:16Of course, it's for my son and my husband.

01:19Oh my God.

01:20Hello, Uno Asher.

01:21Mommy is here.

01:22I hope you'll laugh.

01:25Okay, you have two minutes to have fun.

01:28Let's go to the second number one.

01:31Kids' Con!

01:32Hey, you know what, gays?

01:34I got a UTI last week.

01:36I went to the hospital.

01:37Because the doctor said that when we, women, pee, we shouldn't use tissues.

01:43Because it's a recycled paper.

01:45Sometimes, it's dirty.

01:46And when you wipe it, of course, there are fibers left.

01:49I said, Doc, it's impossible for that to happen.

01:52How can I pee?

01:54The doctor said, this is what you do.

01:57You pee.

02:00When you pee, you get a tissue.

02:03When you pee, you wipe it.

02:06Of course, there are fibers left.

02:07You wipe it with a tissue.

02:09And of course, you'll get tired, you'll sweat.

02:13You wipe the sweat off your face.

02:15Or at least, you didn't get a UTI.

02:17And if you notice, the woman's pee has different sounds.

02:21Huh?

02:22Do you know the sound?

02:24Peeta, out!

02:27Do you know?

02:29That's what I'm saying.

02:30The sound of a woman's pee has a sound depending on her age.

02:34From 0 to 20 years old, when I was young, my pee sound was like this.

02:41It's tight.

02:42Right?

02:43From 25 to 35 years old, my pee sound is like this.

02:49There's a bit of air.

02:51Right?

02:52You know that.

02:53You go out here.

02:54Right?

02:56Here.

02:57Here.

02:58In the a**.

02:59That's why you go out like that.

03:00It stinks.

03:02Then, from 40 to 50 years old, the sound of our pee is like this.

03:10There's a bit of air.

03:12It's only used once in a while.

03:14Right?

03:15From 60, our pee sound is like this.

03:19There's a bit of air.

03:21Then, I found out that my grandmother, you know, she's a cleaner.

03:255, 4, 3, 2, 1!

03:29Yay!

03:30We won!

03:32They're so smart.

03:34They're really smart.

03:35It's their standard.

03:36Will it drown?

03:37They said it will drown.

03:38It won't drown.

03:39No.

03:40It happened earlier.

03:43Of course, it's possible.

03:45Bam, what happened?

03:47It happened earlier.

03:48Where?

03:49If it came near here, I might really drown.

03:52But you avoided it because you're already blushing.

03:54Yes, earlier, it was very consistent.

03:57It was funny.

03:59Then, Super Bekla, I'm sure you didn't laugh because you didn't relate to what we're talking about.

04:03You didn't go out like that, right?

04:04I went out from the back.

04:06That's why the brown is on top of your head, right?

04:09Okay.

04:10Pipita was the first one to laugh.

04:12Why, of all people, Pipita?

04:15I laughed because I know those jokes.

04:19I just reminisced about it.

04:23Then, I saw your face.

04:25You looked like a chicken to me.

04:27To you?

04:28You looked like a chicken to me.

04:32But it was funny.

04:34The delivery was good.

04:35Very good.

04:37What a way to start the competition.

04:40Thank you so much, Chris.

04:42Well, this time, let's call the contestant number two, Super Bekla.

04:48Come here, Bek.

04:49Is there a battle here? Fresh or rotten?

04:52Right away?

04:53Yes, how?

04:54How?

04:55It's really fresh. Rotten is what you should face.

04:57Here you go, Super Bekla.

04:59Yes.

05:00What did you prepare for the competition?

05:03Nervous.

05:04Nervous.

05:05You're nervous?

05:07Our question to Tekla is, when was the first time you made fun of him?

05:11If you can still remember.

05:13In an event, Kevin and I were there.

05:17He said, he was in a station.

05:21Ah, so that's when you started being Super Bekla.

05:24Yes, I went out in 2019.

05:272019.

05:28FYI, before I joined Super Bekla's Showtime,

05:33he won first in our Tekla Lookalike Contest.

05:39When was that?

05:412020, right?

05:432019, right?

05:46How many of you fought there?

05:48Three.

05:49Those two?

05:50Fresh.

05:51Where are they now?

05:52One of them is dead.

05:53Dead.

05:54I killed him.

05:55Why didn't you follow?

05:56Yes.

05:57Why did I follow?

05:58I let them win first.

06:00Ah, you let them win first.

06:02But Tekla, of course, you're his idol.

06:04What's your advice to him?

06:05Me?

06:06Yes.

06:08Take care now.

06:09Be yourself.

06:11You should be updated on your idol.

06:15Okay, updated.

06:16What's your update on Tekla?

06:18He just arrived from the US.

06:20Oh, no.

06:21Oh, my God.

06:22Ouch!

06:25Wow, he became a skinny genie.

06:28But he's from the US, right?

06:30Yes.

06:31Okay.

06:32So, do you think you can follow what Kitkat did?

06:36I'm nervous.

06:37You're nervous?

06:38Okay.

06:39But you shouldn't lose your nerve.

06:40It's normal.

06:41If you don't have nerve, you're dead.

06:42Yes.

06:44And what's your message to Tekla before you perform?

06:49Gratitude.

06:50I didn't give it to you.

06:52There you go.

06:53Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado.

06:56Super Bekla.

06:57Clap.

07:00Didn't you say, Ms. Kitkat, that you have things to wash?

07:04What should I use?

07:05You should use something shameful.

07:07Oh, shameful?

07:08Yes.

07:10But you should boil it first, of course.

07:11But don't pour it hot.

07:13Why?

07:14Because, of course, it will get burnt.

07:16Yes, it's hot.

07:17Huh?

07:18Of course.

07:19Yes.

07:20It should be warm.

07:21If you pour it, it will explode.

07:25What did he say?

07:27If it explodes, it will explode.

07:29Why are you looking at me?

07:30He's reacting.

07:33You.

07:35I can't think of anything.

07:37My dog is talking.

07:42Huh?

07:44What's that?

07:45You're talking, I can help you with your case.

07:47Nothing.

07:48I give up.

07:55What?

07:56It's just a hole.

07:57Sorry.

07:59One point.

08:01Is that milk or something that smells?

08:04Two points.

08:07Pipitan.

08:08The smell of pipitan.

08:11It smells like the first one.

08:13What smell?

08:14The smell of a hole.

08:17The second one is fresh.

08:19Five.

08:20Four.

08:21Smell it.

08:22Three.

08:23Two.

08:24One.

08:27Smell it.

08:28Smell it.

08:29Smell it.

08:34Smell it.

08:37Smell it.

08:42Smell it.

08:44Wait a minute.

08:45I ate it and they're fighting.

08:48Ms. Kitkat's nose is sticking to my face.

08:54At least I'm the challenger.

08:56Not Bamba.

08:58You're lucky that Kitkat is the one you kissed.

09:02How was the experience?

09:04It's disgusting.

09:07Comment on your opponent.

09:10Earlier, I laughed because he got closer.

09:13Because we really have the same smell.

09:15You know what they say, it's a tie.

09:18It takes two to tango.

09:19Yes, it's true.

09:21You know, to be honest, he really didn't do anything.

09:24I didn't expect anything.

09:26I just laughed because...

09:27That's it, right?

09:28It's disgusting.

09:31For me, it's the other way around.

09:32That's why I was more surprised because I laughed more because it's wrong.

09:37Ay!

09:41Isn't it when you kiss, you just laugh?

09:44Of course, you're defending your idol.

09:47Yes, you know, Kitkat, you're right.

09:54That kind of job is hard.

09:57Even for me and Mubay, we experienced that.

09:59The pressure is there, the anxiety is there.

10:02We do it sometimes, but when it's like that, it's a different experience.

10:06What's the advantage?

10:07Don't be winged, Kitkat.

10:08The advantage is his appearance, even if he doesn't say anything.

10:11That's what we're saying, if he's beautiful, it's hard to make him laugh.

10:14Because you, just by your appearance...

10:17It's ugly.

10:18It's ugly, that's it.

10:19Plus point, that's a plus point.

10:21Plus point is also...

10:22Sometimes, when they say, he's a comedian.

10:24Because it's obvious.

10:25Sometimes, that's how they look at you, right?

10:27Yes.

10:28But what we're talking about here, how many did you kiss?

10:30That's three.

10:32I kissed the other one.

10:34So what's your idol's advice to you?

10:36You deserve it.

10:41He's really your idol.

11:03You're welcome.

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