00:00The reason I didn't let you have a dog as a child
00:02is because you're highly allergic to them.
00:04No, Father, I'm not allergic.
00:06You're allergic to spending your money.
00:08That's not true. I paid for your private school.
00:10I paid for film school. I paid for your braces.
00:13Yeah, those are all the things I needed, okay?
00:15You didn't pay for all the stuff that I wanted as a kid.
00:17I used to draw dogs and slip them under your door,
00:19and you would draw them dead and slip them back.
00:21What's funny?
00:22No, Dad, no, no.
00:24To me, you were being mean and cheap
00:26and a big, fat liar about me being allergic.
00:30Ah!
00:36Well, I guess I won by default, house rules.
00:40Good night, everybody.
00:42So long.
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