The 73 Best Answers in 73 Questions

Vogue

9 months ago

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00:00Yeah, come on in.

00:05Hey Stormi.

00:06Hi.

00:07Joe, how are ya?

00:08Hey.

00:09Hey Alicia.

00:10Hey.

00:11Look who it is, Olivia Rodrigo.

00:12Hi, how are ya?

00:13Welcome.

00:14Let's do this.

00:1573 questions, Nicki Minaj, this is happening, let's do this.

00:18Come on in, Vogue.

00:19What's something you could share about your co-stars, Tom Holland and Jake John Holland?

00:22That when they are together, no one else exists.

00:25What's the craziest thing a fan has ever done?

00:27Well, a fan has asked me to legitimately adopt them.

00:30What's your favorite curse word?

00:32Favorite curse word?

00:33Fuck ass.

00:35What's the strangest thing you've seen someone do at one of your shows?

00:39A middle-aged woman drink too much, pass out, then piss herself while she got carried out.

00:43Vegas, obviously.

00:45What's your guilty pleasure?

00:46My guilt is smelling my f***.

00:47Who would you say is the real-life gossip girl?

00:51Mark Zuckerberg.

00:52Can you show me a hidden talent?

00:53No.

00:54How do you feel about jumping in this pool?

00:56There is absolutely no chance in hell.

00:58I'm not even wearing my bathers.

00:59Just do it!

01:00Shut up, babe.

01:01Troy, I'm going to do this with you, don't worry.

01:03Okay, fine, I'm going in with my clothes on.

01:05Alright, 3, 2, 1, and that's going in the history books.

01:10When did you first hear the sound of your own voice on the radio?

01:17When I was working at Red Lobster, maybe 17 years ago.

01:25What's a phrase that you just say way too much?

01:27Slay.

01:28A little cringe.

01:30And what was your go-to order at the bodega?

01:33My go-to order at the bodega was ham and cheese on a roll with an orange drink, if you know,

01:41you know, and a small bag of chips.

01:45What's the least true rumor about you?

01:47They're all true.

01:48What's her favorite sport?

01:49I don't really like sports, but I'll say hockey, because they're, you know, hot.

01:52They look hot.

01:55Can we do the dance, because Vogue want to see it.

01:58You ready?

01:59That's right.

02:00Yeah?

02:01Alright.

02:02Okay.

02:035, 6, 7, 8.

02:06You happy, Vogue?

02:07Who's the best dressed person that you know?

02:09Stormi.

02:10Benito, do you like tongue twisters?

02:13Tongue twisters?

02:14Mm-hmm.

02:15Do you want to try them?

02:19How random.

02:20Okay.

02:21Tongue twisters.

02:22First in Spanish.

02:24Este diablo.

02:35Tres tristes trigres.

02:36Ah, ya me, ya me, ya me.

02:38Hombre, hombre.

02:39What's the strangest thing you've done to prepare for a role?

02:42Wax my ass.

02:43Who's the scariest villain of all time?

02:45Donald Trump.

02:46Hey, what would you say is the greatest fashion trend of all time?

02:49Hmm.

02:50I'll probably get a lot of flack for this, but I'm going to say clothes.

02:53And could you please take your feet off the couch?

02:58Don't think Lenny's not going to hear about that.

03:01Do you ever go back and watch old episodes of The Suite Life?

03:04When I'm drunk or feeling really narcissistic, yeah.

03:07Now, what's the rest of your day looking like?

03:09I just have a couple Zoom meetings.

03:11You know, the ones where you only get dressed from here up.

03:13What would be your song to walk down the aisle to?

03:16What aisle are we talking about?

03:18You talking about the aisle to get some chicken wings?

03:23You talking about the aisle down the private jet?

03:26I like to walk down the private jet aisle.

03:30So, um, Shake That Laffy Taffy by D4L.

03:34What good is an interview if I'm not going to do a duet with you?

03:39Come on, let's get it.

03:40Okay, let's get it.

03:50Okay, what's the most outrageous thing you've ever worn, Michael?

03:52Um, what do you mean? What's the most outrageous thing I've ever worn?

03:56Oh, I know right away. It's that orange flag suit that you wore.

04:01Yeah, listen, I was trying to take a fashion risk.

04:05Who's one actress you're dying to meet?

04:07Jennifer Lawrence because we both fell down the stairs.

04:10What's one skill you wish you had but you don't?

04:12I wish I could sing.

04:15Can you say anything in a foreign language?

04:18Es complicado para explicar.

04:21Do you have a hidden talent?

04:23Yeah, I can make bird noises.

04:24Prove it.

04:29Alright, what advice would you give to anyone who wants to become a singer?

04:32Um, get a good lawyer.

04:33Priyanka, I heard that you perform your own stunts on set.

04:36What's been your most dangerous accident?

04:39I got electrocuted on set once, which was pretty crazy, and I cut myself today. Sorry.

04:45Who would you love to do a love scene with?

04:48The Rock. To finish what we started.

04:50Can you show me a magic trick?

04:51Yes. Okay, here we go. Ready?

04:53Uh-huh.

04:54Alakabooty!

04:56Man, what's your schedule like these days?

04:59Do you really want to know?

05:00This is going to be scary.

05:01Let's see.

05:02Okay.

05:03Okay, Google. Read me my last text.

05:06Gigi, your schedule is pretty easy. After your shoot, meet us at JFK, Free Paris, London, Berlin, Rome, Saint-Tropez,

05:13the island nation of Nauru, Antarctica, and Des Moines, Iowa. See you at the airport.

05:17There you have it.

05:18Okay, wow.

05:19Vine or YouTube?

05:20Vine.

05:21Can you show me your best magic trick?

05:23You want a magic trick?

05:24Uh-huh.

05:25I mean...

05:26Lay it on me.

05:27Ooh.

05:28Oh, the disappearing thumb thing. Come on, that's not your best magic trick.

05:32You don't like it?

05:33Well...

05:34Like, it can't be your...

05:35Holy shit.

05:39Were you texting Justin when I arrived?

05:41Uh, no, I was actually ordering Postmates.

05:43If you could bring back one look from your 20s, what would it be?

05:45None. Have you seen those Spice Girls films?

05:49What phrase defines how you live your life?

05:51Uh, hashtag IDGAF.

05:54All right, now Iggy, follow me on this one. If your stage name was your favorite Disney character

05:58plus the name of your elementary school you went to, what would your stage name be?

06:02My stage name would be Ariel Mullumbimby.

06:05What goes through your mind as you're being photographed?

06:08Um, be fierce, be fierce, be fierce, but don't be too fierce, because apparently it really freaks people out.

06:14In sync or one direction?

06:17Harry Styles.

06:18Can you show me something awesome on this trampoline?

06:20Sure.

06:23That was, uh, pretty impressive.

06:25Thanks!

06:26Yeah, and what's something interesting you're yet to try that you'd love to master?

06:30I've already tried, but I'd love to master a headstand. Let me show you.

06:35Okay.

06:37You're gonna need the practice.

06:39Big question. Which belt?

06:41It's a tough call. They're both so different.

06:44I'm sorry, who asked, who asked her?

06:48Can you say the most American thing in an American accent?

06:51Oh, uh, hey y'all!

06:55Can you show me your best lightsaber move with this lightsaber?

06:58I have to save most of them for the film, but just a little flourish, just like that.

07:04Not bad.

07:05What one celebrity is on the dream list to stop the car for?

07:09Beyonce.

07:11Which Italian word do you wish English speakers would stop saying incorrectly?

07:15Versace. Is Versace.

07:17True or false? You preferred wearing boys' uniforms when you were in grade school.

07:20True.

07:21Who's the cooler dad?

07:22I am.

07:24What's your favorite type of cuisine?

07:25Let me show you.

07:26Sure.

07:27Boom!

07:28That is a lot of Skittles.

07:30What are your favorite rap lyrics?

07:33We want a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed.

07:36Can you, uh, yell the answer to the next question outside of this window right here?

07:40Yeah, absolutely.

07:41What's your favorite dessert?

07:42I don't like dessert, okay?!

07:45What was a book you read because everyone else in the world was reading it?

07:49Fifty Shades of Grey.

07:50Can you show me a little salsa move?

07:52Oh, me turn first?

07:53Spam!

07:54No, you second!

07:56Can you still say that you are an introvert?

07:59Yes, which is why, um, a one-take, 73 questions situation is not necessarily in my comfort zone.

08:06What's your biggest pet peeve?

08:08Panty lines!

08:09Camila, can you tell me something about you that people do not know?

08:12Ooh, I can tell you three things.

08:14I don't know why I'm still speaking.

08:16Okay, um, I actually eat a banana with every single meal.

08:19It doesn't matter what it is.

08:20It doesn't matter if it's pasta, a sandwich, rice and beans, scrambled eggs, pancakes, pizza.

08:26I eat bananas with everything.

08:27I can only sleep with socks on because I feel like the boogeyman will lick my feet, if not.

08:33And, um, I had a tick in the third grade where I couldn't stop flaring my nostrils.

08:37And that, I have never confessed publicly before.

08:39Do your kids have any nicknames for you?

08:41Not that we can say in front of her.

08:44Who's the player that you dread playing the most?

08:46Uh, Rafa Nadal.

08:48Who would your three dream dinner party attendees be?

08:51Uh, Oprah Winfrey, Michelle Obama and Jesus.

08:54What's the Met Gala theme of this year?

08:57Uh, I think it's Oshkosh Bogosh or Retrospective.

09:00Okay, show me a hidden talent.

09:02Um...

09:04You ready?

09:05Yes.

09:07Uh, uh, uh...

09:10And then...

09:11What?

09:12Okay, that is weirding me out.

09:13Creepy?

09:14Did you ever find animal chin?

09:16No, why do you think I built this?

09:18Why do you think I'm still out here doing it?

09:20And what's an article of clothing you can't live without?

09:24I'd say a full body spank, one that goes from my toes to my neck.

09:27How close are the girlfriends?

09:29Oh, in real life, we're...

09:30Girlfriends!

09:32They're through thick and thin!

09:35How do you describe yourself?

09:36I'm a six foot two giraffe from the loo.

09:40What's the most underrated band of the 90s?

09:43Hmm...

09:45Oasis.

09:47How do you suggest we drink this tea?

09:49Well, I'll be mum, shall I?

09:50I have no idea what that means.

09:52That means I'll pour.

09:53Okay.

09:54Who's the epitome of class according to you?

09:56Barack Obama.

09:57Can I get a raise?

09:59No.

10:00And who is a historical person that you would resurrect to enjoy a meal in that kitchen?

10:04Oh, the perfect person for these days is Albert Camus who wrote The Plague.

10:09What did six-year-old Greta think she would be when she grew up?

10:11A nun.

10:13What does it mean to be an American today?

10:14I'm always having to say, I am so sorry about that.

10:17Oh, so sorry.

10:18What do you have to say to your internet trolls?

10:20You guys seem to have a lot of f***ing time on your hands.

10:22Great. It's a cool day.

10:23Bye-bye.

10:24Bye! Thank you for having me, you guys.

10:26I love you so much.

10:27This is a dream come true.

10:30Thanks for coming.

10:31Best of luck, J-Lo.

10:32Thank you!

10:34Do you want to have a little more charcuterie with me?

10:36I'm all yours.

10:37Fantastic.

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