00:00When the defendant was arrested, she refused to give her name
00:03and threw her wallet into the water of a hot dog cart.
00:07Please take off your hat and glasses.
00:09I only allow anonymity in my courtroom
00:11during Secret Santa.
00:12-♪♪♪♪
00:14-♪♪♪♪
00:18You're my ambiolic.
00:21TeeDee's Blossom is in our courtroom.
00:24Can we not make a big deal out of it?
00:26I put my pants on one leg at a time,
00:27just like any other five-time Emmy-nominated actress
00:30with a PhD.
00:32You don't understand.
00:33When I was a kid, I would pretend
00:35that I was best friends with Blossom.
00:36I could do your entire dance from the opening credits.
00:41Is this like that Blossom episode
00:43where a stolen item turned up at a garage sale
00:45that you and Six were hosting?
00:46I physically assaulted a guy.
00:48Dr. Bialik was dining in a vegan restaurant
00:51when she attacked the chef with a tofurken,
00:54which is like a turducken, but for no one.
00:58Your Honor, the restaurant claims to be vegan,
01:00so can you imagine my client's outrage
01:02when she discovered the secret menu item,
01:05which was a bacon sandwich, where the bread is steaks.
01:10Okay, I-I think I've heard enough.
01:11Um, not guilty,
01:13and I fine the restaurant $10 million.
01:16It's a vegan restaurant.
01:18They don't have that kind of money.
01:21You're right. I can't be fair.
01:23But good luck finding a judge who isn't a huge Blossom fan.
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