Pepito Manaloto: Kapitbahay ni Pepito, mga aswang daw?! (YouLOL)

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May hinala si Patrick (John Feir) na aswang ang mga bagong kapitbahay ni Pepito (Michael V.) at pinag-iingat niya si Elsa (Manilyn Reynes)  ngayong buntis ito.

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00:40Hey.

00:41Hmm?

00:42Where's Fitz?

00:44He's inside.

00:45Why are you in a hurry?

00:46I have something important to tell you.

00:48I need to tell you this.

00:50What is it?

00:52Uh...

00:54Is that mango?

00:55I think so.

00:56I don't want it. It's mine.

00:58Wait.

00:59I thought you had something important to tell me.

01:01Bec,

01:02do you believe that dogs are good for you?

01:04Yes.

01:05There are a lot of stories like that in our province.

01:08There's an old saying,

01:10that a dog becomes old when it gets pregnant.

01:13Really?

01:14What does it look like?

01:16Sometimes, it's old.

01:17Sometimes, it's young.

01:19Sometimes, it's a baby.

01:21Sometimes, it's a pig.

01:23Sometimes, it's a black dog.

01:25There's an old thing that becomes a baby?

01:27Yes.

01:28Really?

01:29Wait.

01:30It's good that I'll tell this to Fitz.

01:31Wait.

01:40Hey, Patrick!

01:42He's really something else.

01:44There.

01:45Hey.

01:46Oh!

01:47It's so pretty.

01:49It's pretty.

01:50Here.

01:54Fitz.

01:55Fitz.

01:56Thank you, Patrick.

02:00This is perfect.

02:02Let's take turns.

02:03We should wear this together,

02:05especially when it comes to babies.

02:10Hey.

02:11Are you listening?

02:12Yes.

02:13What did I say?

02:15We should wear this together,

02:17especially when it comes to babies.

02:18Yes.

02:19What are you saying?

02:20This is important.

02:21What is important?

02:22Fitz,

02:23I think

02:24our new neighbor

02:27is a bitch.

02:29What?

02:30Yes.

02:31She's a bitch.

02:32What do you think?

02:33You're a bitch.

02:34What are you saying?

02:35What are you trying to say?

02:36What do you think?

02:37I saw it with my own two eyes.

02:38What?

02:39The old woman came inside the house.

02:40Yes.

02:41When she came out,

02:42she was already a kid,

02:43and she was pretty.

02:45Maybe she's a granddaughter

02:46or the daughter of an old woman.

02:48What do you mean, granddaughter?

02:49What do you think?

02:52I don't know.

02:53But I don't believe

02:54what you're saying.

02:55What?

02:56Fitz, I'm just telling you.

02:57Remember,

02:58your wife is a bitch.

02:59I'm telling you.

03:00Maybe something will happen.

03:01Yes, yes.

03:02Thank you for your concern.

03:03But no, no.

03:04It's not like that.

03:05Don't worry.

03:06Nothing will happen to us.

03:07Do you need anything else?

03:08There's more, Fitz.

03:09What?

03:11It looks like you won't be able to finish it.

03:13Maybe it's just for me.

03:15This?

03:16Yes.

03:17I'll keep this.

03:18It's okay, Elsa.

03:19I won't be able to stand it.

03:20No, no.

03:21She's a bitch.

03:22Maybe if you eat this,

03:23you'll get sleepy.

03:24It's okay.

03:25I'll be able to sleep well

03:26instead of

03:27not being able to sleep

03:28because of hunger.

03:29It's okay.

03:30You're the ones

03:31who haven't invited me yet.

03:32Is he still sleeping?

03:53What?

04:01What?

04:08What is that?

04:11Stay away from me!

04:13Stay away from me!

04:14You're not real!

04:15Stay away!

04:16Stay away!

04:17I don't want to see you!

04:18I don't want to!

04:19I don't want to!

04:22I don't want to!

04:28Huh?

04:31I'm glad it's gone.

04:33I thought it was real.

04:41Why?

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