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Pepito Manaloto: Patrick vs. Magandang magnanakaw! (YouLOL)
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11 months ago
Hindi papayag si Patrick (John Feir) na manakawan si Pepito (Michael V.) lalo na ang dami na niyang atraso dito at sa mga kasambahay nito.
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00:00
What's this all about?
00:02
Tommy, we need Pepito's background.
00:05
Okay.
00:06
And we want to interview you because you seem to know a lot about him.
00:10
Me? Me?
00:11
You.
00:12
You want to interview me?
00:13
Yes, you.
00:17
Will my picture be shown there?
00:20
Well, no.
00:21
What?
00:25
But we will publish your name.
00:27
Really?
00:28
Yes.
00:30
But you know, you don't have to ask.
00:32
Pepito is a bit busy right now.
00:34
He might not have time to interview.
00:36
And I want you to know that I'm still available.
00:39
Yes, we know that you are available.
00:41
But why can't Pepito?
00:43
Is there a problem?
00:44
Because his two colleagues are food poisoning.
00:47
They're in the hospital.
00:48
Yeah?
00:49
They're going back and forth in the hospital.
00:50
He's so busy between work.
00:51
And then he has to go to the hospital to take care of them.
00:54
Oh, wait.
00:55
So you mean Pepito is always in the hospital?
00:58
Yeah.
00:59
There's no one in his house?
01:00
Yeah.
01:02
Why are you asking?
01:03
Ah, nothing, nothing.
01:05
I just thought,
01:08
it might be better if he goes to our hospital.
01:11
Right.
01:12
Right, Reggie?
01:13
Right.
01:14
Why there?
01:15
Nothing.
01:16
You know,
01:19
the ambience in the hospital is better.
01:22
It's like he's helping.
01:23
He's a hero.
01:25
What?
01:26
Is it okay if you let me know when Pepito is going back to the hospital?
01:31
And can you not tell him that we're coming?
01:34
You know, just like a surprise visit.
01:37
Like it's a natural thing.
01:40
Well,
01:42
I guess I could do that, but...
01:44
But?
01:46
What's in it for me?
01:48
For you.
01:50
Well, if we pull this off,
01:54
I'll make you the cover of the next issue.
01:57
Of our magazine?
01:59
Me?
02:00
You!
02:02
On the front cover?
02:03
On the cover of your magazine.
02:07
Really?
02:08
Really.
02:12
I'll tell you anything you want.
02:14
Anything?
02:15
Anything you want.
02:16
I'll give you all the information you need.
02:18
Well, on that note,
02:20
by any chance,
02:21
do you know the combination of the numbers
02:24
that Pepito used in the lottery when he won?
02:27
No, but I can find out.
02:29
I'll ask him.
02:30
Okay.
02:32
Hey.
02:34
After work, let's go to Janice's.
02:36
Oh, sure.
02:37
I'll just grab a drink.
02:38
Okay, wait here.
02:43
I missed.
02:44
Sorry, sir.
02:47
Hello?
02:48
Oh, yes.
02:49
Okay, sir.
02:50
I'll just check my record.
02:55
Okay, sir.
02:56
Room number 4.
02:58
Okay, thank you, sir.
03:06
Good evening, ladies.
03:08
How are you?
03:09
Okay?
03:10
Are you feeling better?
03:11
Sir Tommy, why did you send me here?
03:13
Because I heard what happened to you.
03:15
You know I'm concerned about you.
03:17
Oh, sir.
03:18
Do you want me to tell you what happened?
03:20
It's been a long time.
03:21
No, it's okay.
03:22
I just want to know
03:23
when will your boss, Pepito, visit again?
03:26
They said tomorrow.
03:28
Tomorrow?
03:29
Yes.
03:30
He'll be back here tomorrow?
03:31
Yes.
03:32
Okay, thank you.
03:33
I'm leaving.
03:35
Sir Tommy, I thought you're concerned about me.
03:38
Because
03:40
I can't see you like that.
03:43
My heart will break if I leave this room.
03:47
What?
04:00
What?
04:02
Sir, every time you open this,
04:03
you have to put the code inside.
04:05
It's important.
04:06
Don't forget the code.
04:07
And sir, don't tell anyone.
04:09
Only the people you trust will open this.
04:13
Okay.
04:14
Thank you, Rudy.
04:15
Oh, wait.
04:16
Wait.
04:24
Here it is.
04:29
Thank you, sir.
04:30
It's okay.
04:35
Oh!
04:36
Is it done?
04:37
Yes, it's done.
04:38
It's done!
04:40
It's so messy.
04:41
It's like the ones in the movies.
04:43
Yes, but Rudy said
04:44
we need to change the code
04:46
so that no one will know.
04:49
What's a good code to use?
04:51
It's a code that we all know.
04:52
We won't forget it.
04:54
That's what you said in the lottery.
04:55
Maybe we won't forget it.
04:58
Yes.
05:01
07
05:05
05
05:09
12
05:12
17
05:15
18
05:19
19
05:22
Ah!
05:26
That's right.
05:36
Okay.
05:37
Is it done?
05:38
Yes.
05:39
Let's go home.
05:40
We'll buy food for you and Maria.
05:41
I'm just going to buy the house.
05:42
Dad, do we have a new neighbor?
05:44
Yes, we do.
05:45
Wait.
05:46
Patrick!
05:47
Yes, sir.
05:48
Uncle Patrick!
05:49
Why do you look like that?
05:50
I'm the one doing the baby's work.
05:53
I dressed up to be complete.
05:56
Do you know who you look like?
05:58
Who?
05:59
On TV!
06:00
An artist?
06:01
Yes.
06:02
Who?
06:03
Pecto!
06:06
Why?
06:12
Yes.
06:23
Hello!
06:24
Hi!
06:25
Come in.
06:26
Come in!
06:34
Hello!
06:35
I'm Mini.
06:36
I'm the magazine person who will interview Pepito.
06:39
Is he here?
06:40
He isn't.
06:41
He left, but he bought you two from me.
06:44
Oh, I'm Patrick.
06:47
Hello, Patrick.
06:48
Hello.
06:49
Reggie.
06:50
Is that so?
06:51
Yes.
06:52
What a waste.
06:53
Yes.
06:54
What a waste, Reggie.
06:55
What a waste.
06:56
But maybe we can just interview Patrick.
07:00
He seems to know a lot, right?
07:03
Yes.
07:06
You know a lot?
07:07
Yes.
07:08
Okay, let's test him.
07:10
Let's see if you really know a lot.
07:11
Okay.
07:12
How much did Pepito win when he won the lottery?
07:16
Go ahead.
07:17
That's an easy question.
07:18
Is it easy?
07:19
Yes.
07:20
700 million pesos.
07:22
But I still have to pay for it.
07:24
You're so good, my love.
07:26
I told you, Madam.
07:27
He knows a lot.
07:28
Yes.
07:29
But maybe you can ask one more question.
07:31
Can you still do it?
07:32
Yes, I can still do it.
07:33
Is it okay?
07:34
Yes, of course.
07:35
You're not tired yet, right?
07:36
Yes, I can still do it.
07:37
Okay.
07:38
This one is a bit difficult.
07:39
Does Pepito have an accomplice?
07:42
Yes, he does.
07:43
He was with me last night.
07:45
Oh, no.
07:47
I don't believe you.
07:49
You don't believe me?
07:51
You don't believe me?
07:52
If you want, I can show you where it is.
07:55
It's here.
07:58
Come here.
07:59
You guys are really...
08:01
You don't believe me?
08:02
It's here.
08:03
It's here.
08:04
Where?
08:05
Let me see.
08:06
Come here.
08:08
See?
08:09
You don't believe me.
08:10
He was with me last night.
08:11
It's here.
08:13
Yes, Madam.
08:14
It's here.
08:15
See?
08:18
Yes, we believe you.
08:20
Okay.
08:21
It's okay.
08:22
It's okay.
08:23
We believe you.
08:24
It's here.
08:28
Patrick.
08:29
Yes?
08:30
I need to go to the bathroom.
08:31
Where can I go to the bathroom?
08:32
There's a bathroom there, but it's closed.
08:34
It's over there.
08:35
It's just where you entered.
08:37
Can you come with me?
08:39
I might get lost.
08:40
Your house is huge.
08:42
No problem.
08:43
Come on.
08:44
I'll go with you.
08:45
Come on.
09:04
Yes!
09:13
Thank you, Ma.
09:18
Richie.
09:19
Richie, emergency.
09:20
We have to go.
09:21
You guys go ahead.
09:22
No, no.
09:24
Thank you so much.
09:26
Thank you, Ma.
09:27
Bye.
09:28
Take care.
09:35
Richie!
09:36
Let me in!
09:37
No!
09:38
Let me in!
09:39
Let me in, I am not a mongrel.
09:40
Richie!
09:41
Let me go now!
09:42
Dad!
09:43
Let me go!
09:44
I said, let me go.
09:45
Let me go.
09:46
Richie, we have to go, let's go.
09:47
Let's go!
09:48
Okay.
09:49
Come on.
09:50
Let's go.
09:51
Dad!
09:52
Dad!
09:53
There's a paper here.
09:54
Let me go!
09:55
Dad!
09:56
Let me go!
09:57
Richie, let me go!
09:58
Let me go!
09:59
Let me go!
10:00
You don't trust me?
10:01
Richie!
10:02
Let me go!
10:03
Hey!
10:05
Hey!
10:06
Come back here!
10:07
Hey!
10:08
Hey!
10:09
Hey!
10:10
Get off!
10:11
Hey, hey!
10:12
How you doing?
10:13
How you doing?
10:14
How you doing?
10:15
Go.
10:16
Don't be afraid.
10:17
Okay.
10:18
Okay.
10:19
Hey!
10:20
Okay.
10:21
Hey!
10:22
We will see you downstairs.
10:23
Okay?
10:24
Let's go.
10:25
Hey, we will see you downstairs.
10:26
Okay?
10:27
Don't be afraid of us.
10:28
Come on.
10:29
Don't be afraid.
10:30
Come on.
10:31
Don't be afraid.
10:32
Come on.
10:33
Go, go, go.
10:34
Go, go, go.
10:35
Go, go, go.
10:36
Let's go.
10:37
Go, go, go.
10:38
I can't breathe!
10:40
I can't breathe!
10:42
This is the man I'm working with!
10:44
I can't breathe!
11:08
Hey! Stop!
11:10
Stop that!
11:14
Hey!
11:16
What's happening?
11:18
Hey!
11:20
What's wrong with you?
11:22
Hey!
11:24
Hey!
11:26
Hey!
11:28
Hey!
11:30
Hey!
11:32
Hey!
11:34
Hey!
11:36
He's stealing!
11:38
He's not telling the truth!
11:40
I'm not a thief!
11:42
Hey!
11:44
Call the police!
11:46
And don't you dare to stop!
12:06
I can't breathe!
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