00:00Growing up is worse than a near death experience.
00:04I can confidently tell you that.
00:06Because two years ago, my babysitter and her friends tried to kill me.
00:14The worst part is, nobody believes me.
00:18And now, everybody thinks I'm crazy.
00:20But I miss her.
00:21You're a weird little dude with a crush on a murderous, fictitious babysitter.
00:24We just gotta get you laid.
00:25That's your advice?
00:26That's what the f*** just came out of my mouth, man.
00:30Nicole, you're my best friend.
00:31You're not crazy.
00:32It's displaced.
00:34We're all going to Lake this weekend.
00:35Just come with me.
00:37I already took my dad's car.
00:49It's just you and me.
00:52We're back!
01:00Let's go, Cole!
01:01You okay?
01:02You look like you've seen a gorgeous black ghost.
01:07Don't worry, guys. I'm good.
01:08Where's Sonya?
01:09Getting cookies.
01:10I watched you all die!
01:11We are dead.
01:12Duh!
01:16Clearly, you guys are into some heavy cosplay.
01:19Just leave it be.
01:22Oh, shit!
01:23Oh, no! It's all gonna get dumb again!
01:27Update me on the psycho breakfast club.
01:30Basically, they're a blood cult.
01:31And they made a deal with the devil.
01:33They only have three hours to complete the ritual.
01:35We could hide out till sunrise.
01:37We finish this, we have to go back down to Limbo.
01:47I love you, Cole.
01:57Finally found my neck, Cole!
02:01Could this night get any more erotic?
02:07Hey, Cole.
02:12I get killed first!
02:13That's some post-Jordan Peele-era horror movie progress!
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