00:00We have to assume it's some kind of Russian cyber attack to degrade our
00:04command and control capabilities before Belarus launches those missiles.
00:09So Air Force One is operationally dead in the water?
00:12At least until they can land.
00:14And when is that gonna be?
00:16Just shy of an hour?
00:17We might not have an hour.
00:19That's the best we can do right now, Senator.
00:22Have you heard anything new from the NCIS office in Florida?
00:27Florida?
00:28Didn't NCIS Naples intercept the original transmission?
00:32Um...
00:33NCIS Naples is in Italy.
00:37Who is this idiot?
00:39This idiot is the President Pro Tempore of the United States Senate,
00:45which makes me the fourth in the line of succession,
00:48which, given the fact the Speaker of the House is also on Air Force One,
00:51makes me in charge.
00:54Um...
00:55I think you might have skipped the Vice President.
00:59Colonoscopy.
01:00I'm sorry, what?
01:01Who gets a colonoscopy at 3 a.m.?
01:04An emergency colonoscopy as a result of life-threatening GI distress.
01:09So the entire chain of command is out of commission just as we're about to be attacked?
01:13That can't be a coincidence either.
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