00:00Sorry about all the boxes.
00:02You don't realize how much crap you own until you have to move it.
00:05Don't worry about it. The guest room has a big closet.
00:07You sure you don't mind me staying here?
00:09Of course not.
00:11We are so, so thrilled to have you here.
00:13Isn't that right, Goncho?
00:15Aw, thanks.
00:17It's so much easier than staying with my sister in Staten Island.
00:20Oh, let me grab you a check for the rent.
00:22Um, about that.
00:24It feels weird having you pay rent.
00:27We're friends.
00:28I know, but I wouldn't feel comfortable.
00:31But I offered.
00:33And I accepted, but only if I paid a fair share of the rent.
00:36I could end up being here longer than you think.
00:38I know I'm only adding a small bathroom and kitchenette,
00:41but who knows what problems the contractor will run into once the walls are opened up
00:45and I can't take on a tenant if things aren't up to code.
00:47You don't have to worry about deadlines.
00:49With me, you can stay here as long as you like.
00:51I am sure a lot of people would jump at the chance to live in this beautiful apartment rent-free,
00:57but I couldn't.
01:00I included a standard rental agreement I found online.
01:03Maybe you can just give it the legal once over before we sign.
01:07You think we need a formal contract?
01:09It'd probably be best to lay out some ground rules.
01:15Why don't we take a little moving break for Fro-Yo?
01:18Oh, yeah. That's a great idea.
01:20I have been craving it nonstop since Celeste brought up Two Scoops Fro-Yo.
01:27Huh.
01:28All the Two Scoops Fro-Yo locations are listed as permanently closed and not just in New York.
01:34The Wall Street Journal says Two Scoops Fro-Yo filed for Chapter 11.
01:38Celeste is broke.
01:41So Celeste lied about the apple pole.
01:43She is covering for Rosalyn.
01:46But what about...
01:50Oh. Oh.
01:52You know how eating a ton of poppy seeds at once can show up as opioids on a blood test?
01:57Oh, yeah. We never order poppy seed bagels in the Academy.
02:00Too many random drug tests.
02:02Well, maybe apples...
02:05Yes!
02:07Apple seeds contain small quantities of cyanide?
02:10There was plenty of apple pulp in her trash, but I didn't see any seeds.
02:15She faked the blood test.
02:18There goes Alibi.
02:20But what about Motive?
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