00:00Okay, and please stand again for your honorable resource person, the comedy queen, the one and only, Idoless Alice.
00:13Sit down again, okay everybody.
00:15Thank you for your honor.
00:16Welcome, welcome to your honor.
00:18Thank you for your honor, your second honor. I'm so glad I'm here.
00:25She's riding a hamster.
00:27Welcome to the house of honor, boss.
00:29Welcome, Ate I.
00:30Thank you very much.
00:31And you didn't run away when we sent you a subpoena to listen to our conversation.
00:36It's not like that, your honor.
00:38First of all, the first question I asked was, is this free?
00:41Yes, it's free.
00:42It's free, okay.
00:43You don't have to pay for it.
00:45Yes, we have to pay for the crew meal.
00:47Yes, and the water is free here.
00:49Yes.
00:50Okay, thank you.
00:51Drink all you can.
00:53Okay, let's talk about it now.
00:55Because we're going to talk about different problems that are funny.
01:01Yes, that's good.
01:02It's good that we chose our guest for this.
01:05It's perfect, Madam Chair.
01:07Because this topic is really good.
01:10And especially in these times.
01:12It's really fresh.
01:16No, that's why you chose it.
01:18Because these things, right, when there's a problem.
01:21Yes.
01:22When it's too heavy, sometimes you just laugh and there's no reason.
01:24Coping up.
01:25Yes, coping.
01:26So you don't know if you're going to cry or laugh.
01:29Fighting!
01:30And the furnace, I thought it was a mosquito.
01:33No, it's coughing.
01:34Oh, it's coughing.
01:35That's it.
01:36Sorry, sorry.
01:37That's the last one.
01:38Sorry, sorry.
01:39That's it.
01:40Don't repeat it.
01:41No, it's really the last one.
01:42I promise.
01:43Okay, and our resource person has a lot of experience.
01:46Is that right, Honorable Guest?
01:48Yes, Chair Second Honor.
01:49That's true.
01:50We have a lot of experience about coping up.
01:53There.
01:54You said in your last guesting, fighting, fighting.
01:56Yes, fighting, fighting.
01:57Yes, we feel that in these times.
02:00That's right.
02:01I can see that your smile is really beautiful now.
02:03Yes, thank you.
02:04It's really blooming.
02:05Thank you for my pink lipstick.
02:06Thank you, Inang.
02:07And she has makeup.
02:09She doesn't have makeup anymore.
02:10Don't worry, it's also free.
02:14Okay, before we investigate, you have to take your oath.
02:18Raise your right ear.
02:20How do you do that?
02:21Just like that.
02:23There, raise your right ear.
02:25And do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
02:30So, help yourself.
02:31Yes, I help myself.
02:33That's true.
02:35Every time, every afternoon?
02:36Yes.
02:37Yes, we schedule.
02:38Okay.
02:39Alright, so let's hear your opening statement.
02:40Okay.
02:41This is where we will start our conversation.
02:43When is a problem funny for you?
02:47You know, a problem is funny when it's already past.
02:50Because the problem now, while it's happening, it's painful.
02:55But when it's already past, those are the funny moments.
02:58Just like the example of when my mother died.
03:02Then, I was adopted.
03:05So, I told my siblings,
03:07Oh, my mother is with me now.
03:09That's why I need to be the one who cries the loudest.
03:13You made an agreement.
03:14Yes, we made an agreement.
03:15There's a feeling when you cry.
03:17Yes.
03:18Don't do the scene after my scene.
03:21This is my moment.
03:22Yes, this is my moment.
03:23This is it.
03:24And then?
03:25I cried.
03:27My sister died.
03:29What?
03:30Silence.
03:31She was the one who noticed.
03:32Oh, sister, sister.
03:34Nothing, nothing.
03:35I just cried.
03:36That's how it is in the Philippines.
03:37If there's someone who cries, it's to make everyone famous.
03:40Who is the most hurt.
03:42Yes.
03:43Who is the most affected.
03:44I'm with you.
03:46Okay, you're with me.
03:48You pushed me.
03:49You pushed me.
03:50If you do that, you'll be pushed back.
03:53I'm just kidding.
03:55You know why this is applied to our guest who is so good.
03:59Her movie is so iconic.
04:01You made three burros there.
04:03Speaking of a boat that's being lowered.
04:05Correct.
04:06It's true.
04:07But in real life, it's painful.
04:09I'm laughing.
04:10Sorry.
04:11You're so good.
04:12Because that's how Filipinos do it.
04:14It's like a TV series.
04:15Yes.
04:18If you can see what I'm doing.
04:20Right?
04:21It's going to pass.
04:22It's really going to pass.
04:24Ouch, it hurts.
04:25I hit my ribs.
04:26I saw it.
04:27It hurts.
04:28It hurts on the ribs, right?
04:29Mama, I'm with you.
04:30Yes, right?
04:31You're with me and when you're alone, you don't like it.
04:35I'm just kidding.
04:37But that's why I'm saying this.
04:39Because it comes from solving problems.
04:42Yes, that's true.
04:43You said earlier that those things are true to life for you.
04:47Yes, it's true to life.
04:49Because first of all, it's really hard to be a wife.
04:54It's hard.
04:55Although I don't have a dead wife.
04:57But I'm separated from my husband.
05:00There's a lot.
05:01Let's talk about that.
05:02Let's talk about that.
05:03Let's talk about that.
05:04We can't talk about that.
05:05I like it.
05:06I like it.
05:09But it's very light.
05:10It's very light.
05:11Okay, let's talk about that.
05:12It's very light.
05:14It's very light.
05:15It's very light.
05:16It's very light.
05:17Like the day that he told me that he doesn't want to do this and that.
05:24That's the taping of AOA.
05:26He said that.
05:27And it's your birthday special.
05:29That's so hard.
05:30My special.
05:31My gosh.
05:32I was like, I hope I can get through this.
05:35And I did.
05:37I saw Alden Reed.
05:41I saw Alden.
05:42He's close to me.
05:44And he's also close to X.
05:46So when I saw him, I was like, I don't know.
05:50You're like that, right?
05:51When you're going through something, you're too emotional.
05:53When I saw him, I got emotional.
05:56You're singing here, Alden.
05:57Why are you singing?
05:58Yes, I really saw him.
05:59He said, why are you crying?
06:02I said, I missed you.
06:05The reaction was so high.
06:07After that, I said, why are you crying?
06:11And I missed him.
06:12You know the reason why.
06:14But I'm sure he felt it.
06:16He felt it.
06:17He said, what are you going through, Miss I?
06:22He said, it's okay.
06:26I understand you.
06:28I didn't tell him the truth.
06:30I told him, even as a survivor, I miss him.
06:33But he knew it wasn't true.
06:35Yes, because the reaction was so high.
06:37You miss him, but you're still emotional.
06:39You just miss him.
06:41You're just laughing.
06:42He didn't give up.
06:43I'm still here.
06:45Miss I, I'm still here.
06:46Yes, that's how he cried.
06:49When I saw him, I was like, am I dead?
06:53He was hungry.
06:54He asked for food.
06:56But if you have a problem,
06:58and you don't want to...
06:59Of course, we're working.
07:00Yes, you don't want to.
07:01Is that what Alden did?
07:03He hugged you.
07:04That's right.
07:05That's why I did that.
07:07He hugged me.
07:08He gave me a hug.
07:09He saw me.
07:10We haven't seen each other for a long time.
07:12After our show in California.
07:14That was the only time we saw each other.
07:16October 14.
07:17So when he hugged me, you know.
07:19The message just happened.
07:21And you saw him right away.
07:23Yes, in the early morning.
07:24That morning, when the AOS was taping.
07:28Miss I, how did you...
07:30It's hard to feel like that.
07:32How did you endure it?
07:33Because if it was me,
07:35I don't know, I'd be like a soup.
07:37Your world would be like a stew.
07:39I was really tired then.
07:40But I had to endure it.
07:41Because I had nothing else to do.
07:43I was already in the AOS.
07:44I had to work.
07:45And it was my birthday celebration.
07:48So it was okay for me to cry.
07:50Because I was touched.
07:52I was touched.
07:53People thought that
07:55an AOS member was touched.
07:58That included...
07:59They thought that I was touched.
08:01Surprised.
08:02That's all they did.
08:03Kelvin was surprised.
08:05Why would I cry like that?
08:09Although I was also surprised.
08:11So that's it.
08:12It's just funny.
08:13It's just funny when you think about it.
08:15And then, when I think about what happened before.
08:19It's just funny.
08:21I've been through a lot.
08:23Yes.
08:24Would you say that's why you're like that?
08:26When you have a problem, you overcome it.
08:28You think of the lighter side of things.
08:31Because what happened in your life,
08:33from when you were a kid until now,
08:35you're like...
08:37When you had an encyclopedia of problems
08:39that you went through from A to Z.
08:41It's different.
08:42It's true.
08:43You know, Arnel told me...
08:45Arnel Ignacio told me.
08:46Because you're friends with him.
08:48He said,
08:49You should set up a seminar every Sunday.
08:53Because you're the president of diseases.
08:56You can handle everything.
08:58So you can share that.
09:01To those who are also going through what you went through.
09:04So they can be like you.
09:06He said,
09:07I should set up a seminar every Sunday.
09:08I said,
09:09I can't.
09:10I don't know how to set up a seminar.
09:11You even became a teacher.
09:12That's why I'm saying that.
09:14Because I'm the doctorate.
09:19He said,
09:20You're already a doctorate.
09:21He told me.
09:22Okay friend.
09:23Wow.
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