Top 20 Yo Mama Jokes in Movies

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Yo mama loves Top 20 lists soooo much... Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the best classic mama jokes in movies.

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00:00Maybe it's time for Reggie to talk about yo mama!

00:03Oh my god, you wanna talk about mama!

00:07Oh my god, you wanna talk about mama!

00:11From every corner of his empire, he sent his most vicious warriors to fight.

00:17Yo mama so ghetto, when she breastfeeds, Kool-Aid comes out!

00:21I'd like to introduce myself, my name is Sister Mary Clarence and I am...

00:33Yo mama?

00:34No sir, let's talk about your mama, who's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

00:40You're a real tough guy, aren't you?

00:45What?

00:46Are you a real tough guy?

00:48Look at me, you piece of trash.

00:50How many men you got?

00:52Just your mother!

00:54Temper and hold.

00:56Elevation 16.

00:57Neocicles.

00:58Visibility, 5 feet.

00:592 feet.

01:00No feet.

01:01Hey, laser lips!

01:04Yo mama was a snowblower!

01:13I'm a girl back home who's unlike any other.

01:19Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.

01:23Yo mama's so fat that she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed.

01:28Yo mama's so ugly, José Ipea won't even do her hair!

01:32Yo mama's so ugly, she's only been married once.

01:36Yo mama's so poor, Halloween, her trick was the treat!

01:41Yo mama's so poor that your tits are real!

01:45Cordy, go get the provisions, you morphadite.

01:48Don't call me any of your mother's pet names.

01:51What a wet end you are, LeChance.

01:53Shut up!

01:54I don't shut up.

01:55I grow up!

01:56And when I look at you, I throw up!

01:59And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up.

02:04And here we have some boondoggle keychains.

02:07A must-have for this season's fashion.

02:09I already made like affinity of those at scout camp.

02:13Is anyone else here trying to earn money for college?

02:16Your mom goes to college.

02:19He used the N-word again, but this time he mentioned your grandmother.

02:22You tell him that his mom was a H!

02:25Cutter, I believe hoe is spelled with a W.

02:28Right, W, and his sister's a W, and his grandmama's a two-bit W.

02:32Who makes double, cause she got no teeth!

02:34You tell him I said that!

02:37Hey, hey, hey!

02:39Relax, son, it's just a bird.

02:43Hello, birdie.

02:44Polly want a cracker?

02:45Polly wants your mama's sweet ass.

02:48What did Polly say to me?

02:49I said, Polly wants your mama's sweet ass.

02:53You don't talk about my mama, son!

02:55You don't know my mama, son!

02:57I know your mama, I f***ed her last night.

03:04Your mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday!

03:14Get her, Delio.

03:16Your mama's so fat, her pant size is, um, um, um, bitch-losome-weight!

03:23Your mama's so butch, Rosie O'Donnell wouldn't even date her.

03:26Uh-uh! No, you didn't! No, you didn't!

03:30Best of luck to you on the upcoming play.

03:32I'll be playing with your mama tonight.

03:36Sixty-two.

03:37Boom! Twenty-two! Hut!

03:39Boom! Twenty-two! Hut!

03:41Card drops back. Looks like a screen pass.

03:45Yes!

03:47There you are.

03:52Number sixty-two's headed for the end zone.

03:54He's in the corner.

04:03Drop-kicked it. Looks like Boucher knocked him out cold.

04:06I love my mama very much.

04:08Now you know that.

04:10Oi, f***face. Who's speaking to you?

04:13He asked him, didn't he?

04:15F***face.

04:17I like that one, El.

04:18I'll have to remember that one next time I'm climbing off your mum.

04:21Not now.

04:22Your mama.

04:23My mama?

04:24Yeah, your whole family.

04:25Ain't that a look at you. Mama's so old, she was there first day of slavery.

04:28Your mama's so old, she older than your grandmama.

04:31Your mama's so fat, she on both sides of the family.

04:33That's okay, your mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

04:36Oh, ain't that a look.

04:37Your mama's so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she wouldn't have got a bowl.

04:42You ready to go, baby?

04:43Come on, let's get out of here.

04:45They probably cheated.

04:46Your mother cheated, that's why you look like a plumber.

04:48Zip it!

04:52See, this is the color I want.

04:53This is Damien. He's almost too gay to function.

04:57Nice to meet you.

04:58Nice wig, Janice. What's it made of?

05:00Your mom's chest hair.

05:02I'm Janice.

05:03Hi, I'm Katie.

05:04Hi, what's the count?

05:059-8-up.

05:069-8-2, get the f*** out of here. It's 9-8-up, you dope.

05:09Junior, if you're the f***ing count, you'd be a f***ing astronaut.

05:129-8-up.

05:13Aw, man, George, your mother's an astronaut.

05:15He talked about your mama, man.

05:17He's playing you for a punk. He's playing you and your mama for a punk.

05:20Your mother's so fat, the bitch need a time's guide to find her asshole.

05:29Your mother's so fat, after sex I roll over twice and I'm still on the bench.

05:35Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

05:40Your mama's so fat, that the bitch get her toenails painted and her all shagged.

05:45And her all shagged.

05:47And her all shagged.

05:50I like them better with the long hair, bro.

05:52Reminds me of Burt's here's mama.

05:57How'd you know what Burt's here's mama looks like?

05:59Brother, don't you know me and Burt's here's mama went out on the town last night, bro.

06:06Listen now, Blue, why you talking about Burt's here's mama like that?

06:09See, now you're making me angry, man.

06:11Looks like I ain't gonna be able to take your mama to the prom no more.

06:15What you laughing at, Jerry Buck?

06:17You need to tell your mama to shave them old legs of hers, bro.

06:19And Judas, when she's done, remember your mama can borrow the razor

06:22and shave that old nasty back of hers, bro.

06:26Your mother's so old that her breast milk is powdered.

06:29You breastfeed like this.

06:32Your mother is so, like...

06:34She's so...

06:37Wait, let me give you a go.

06:40Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney's Rooftop Deck restaurant for lunch

06:44and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a Nikoi salad.

06:48Nikoi salad, right?

06:50Your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop on the tape.

06:54All in America!

06:57Now look here, my good man.

06:59Now look here, my good man.

07:01I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough whopper.

07:07I fart in your general direction.

07:10Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

07:16Yeah, well, cool. Well, let's just get off mama's, because I just got off yours.

07:23Keep my mama out of this, brother.

07:26She's out?

07:28She's out?

07:30Cool.

07:32She's out?

07:34Cool!

07:36She's out?

07:38What time you want me to bring the bitch back?

07:42Yo, what's the score?

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