00:00Remember when you wanted to be a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader?
00:05There's still time.
00:08There is!
00:10Yeah, and I'm gonna be an aerobics instructor.
00:14Hey.
00:15Hey, how was church?
00:16Great. I met the Reverend. Real nice guy.
00:19Feel more prosperous?
00:21Actually, I do. McAllister Auto is now the exclusive tire store for all the church buses and vans.
00:27You're kidding.
00:28Tires, brakes, alignment, the works.
00:30In fact, I gave him a ridiculously high price, then knocked 10% off.
00:34He was thrilled!
00:37How can you not love this kid?
00:39He hustled a Reverend.
00:41Exactly.
00:44I think it's time we up your compensation.
00:46We already give them free room, board, and child care.
00:49Yeah, but with the tow truck, he's working day and night.
00:52He volunteered, Jim.
00:53Cause he's a go-getter.
00:55Well, then he can go get another job.
00:58Should we jump in?
00:59No, stay out of it. This is how I got a car.
01:02Giving him a cut only motivates him to make more.
01:05Keeping him hungry motivates him more.
01:08You see, that is the kind of thinking that makes communism appealing.
01:11You sure we shouldn't jump in?
01:13Shh, we're close.
01:14Did you just call me a communist?
01:16I'm just saying a good American would pay him what he's worth.
01:19There it is. Fine, pay him whatever you want.
01:23And that's how I got a Jeep Cherokee.
01:27That's how I got a Jeep Cherokee.
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