019-Big Brother Australia Season 03, Day 13a, Daily Show, Friday, 9 May 2003

Big Brother Australia upscaled and enhanced

1 year ago

Transcript

00:00Tonight on Big Brother, Joanne offers an intimate insight into her long-term relationship.

00:23Is that a bad thing?

00:26Is that bad?

00:28Leah and Ben go to war over the groceries.

00:31What?

00:32I want to keep my mouth shut.

00:33I might as well.

00:34Well, do that then.

00:35I will.

00:36And Housemates' hidden talents.

00:39We're just a bunch of idiots who sent a video!

00:43We should break into song.

00:44You can do mid-day singing.

00:46We should break into song.

00:47You can do mid-day singing.

00:49Guys, can I actually get some sleep, please?

00:50Yes.

00:51I would go sleep on the couch, but considering...

00:52It's rather chilly out, yes.

00:53The circumstances.

00:54No, you're absolutely right.

00:55No, you're absolutely right.

00:56Will you consider it?

00:57All right.

00:58Sorry, I just...

00:59Just for tonight...

01:30Waking up as s***, I'd like to just get a little bit of sleep.

01:33Absolutely not.

01:37Good night, Paul.

01:38Just do it quietly.

01:51Don't get your hands on before you leave the room.

02:07Head's on before you leave the room.

02:08It's embarrassing.

02:10F*** it.

02:11I'm sleeping out there for Belle rings.

02:13Oh, no, that's it.

02:14I'm rolling over when you go to sleep.

02:16No, I don't care.

02:17Like, if you guys can talk, it's fine.

02:20I'm not, you know, we're getting no sleep as it is.

02:28If you want to talk, then just, like, go outside.

02:31The rest of us do.

02:34You don't seem to care.

02:50Don't panic.

03:03Don't panic.

03:05Don't slip.

03:09Don't slip.

03:12Oh.

03:13Down.

03:15Down.

03:16Down.

03:18Down for a time.

03:21This is Big Brother.

03:24The fire drill is over.

03:27Fire drill is over.

03:28Have a chuckle. Talk soon.

03:30What's that?

03:32This is torture.

03:33No, dear.

03:38After a night of interrupted sleep, it's a late breakfast for the roundhouse.

03:42Leah and Patrick are still in the bedroom.

03:44Giving the other housemates the chance to discuss Leah's outburst from the previous night.

03:48The first emotion is the one she goes with.

03:51Yeah.

03:52You know, which is obviously what we all did when we were 18, but it's really good to see.

03:56Yeah.

03:56It gets you back into where you were at.

03:58Yeah.

03:58Because the older you get, the more you think about your reactions.

04:02Yeah.

04:04What are you going to have for brekkie, Jai?

04:06What are you going to have for brekkie?

04:08I'll just have some fruit.

04:10It's in the bedroom, isn't it?

04:12Huh?

04:12Is it still in the bedroom?

04:14All the fruit?

04:16I think so.

04:17I don't want to go in there.

04:18I don't want to go in there either.

04:19I get told off way too many times, so I've had enough.

04:24Huh.

04:28Yeah, I'm not going in there.

04:31No, I haven't gone to the toilet yet this morning.

04:33Hello, didn't you?

04:34No.

04:34I didn't go last night because I was scared, and I was actually wake up in pain.

04:38No.

04:38I just thought, oh my God, I'm just not going to cause problems.

04:40The wrath of a six foot two child is not worth it.

04:43No, it's not.

04:45Six foot two.

04:46You're six two with shoes on.

04:47You've just got a finger there, Jai.

04:48You're six two with shoes on.

04:50What?

04:50Are you six two with shoes on?

04:52Six one.

04:53Six one.

04:55Did you get any sleep?

04:56Yeah, a bit.

04:57Jigs and drags.

04:58Huh?

04:59Jigs and drags, not much, Jai.

05:01Sorry if I snuck last night, I was just really...

05:03I don't think you need to ask.

05:05Mmm.

05:06Coffee, Ben?

05:08Coffee, Ben.

05:09Coffee, Ben.

05:13In the square house, they've been off fire duty and able to sleep in, but Saxon wishes

05:18he hadn't.

05:19He's having to brave a cold shower.

05:22You don't know what you're going to do.

05:24I'm just going to stay in a cold shower all day.

05:27In the cold, cold water.

05:30Well, maybe I'm not.

05:32Maybe not.

05:33You're a funny man, Saxon.

05:35Oh.

05:36You poor thing.

05:37Oh, my God.

05:39That's so cruel.

05:41Oh.

05:43Yeah.

05:45Put a towel over your shoulder as well.

05:48Sure.

05:49Yeah.

05:49Put something on.

05:50Quick.

05:53Don't catch a cold.

05:53But, um, I said to Carlo yesterday, and I said, why don't you talk to me much?

05:59And he goes, oh.

06:00Talk, he yells at everyone.

06:02No, he doesn't talk.

06:02He didn't talk to me much.

06:04And he goes, oh, okay, I'm sorry.

06:06I didn't know.

06:07So now he does.

06:10Oh, I see.

06:11Hmm.

06:12It's like, for a couple of days there, I thought I did something to **** off.

06:16No.

06:16As I told you.

06:17Yeah.

06:18Not me.

06:19And I felt better after you said that.

06:21Yeah.

06:21Big Brother has asked both houses to prepare a show highlighting their hidden talents.

06:26The best show gets a party tonight as a prize.

06:29All we can hear is the sound of one-hand clapping.

06:32No, but it's like when you're walking around.

06:34When you finish song and people clap, they're applauding, but with two hands.

06:37But if they applaud with one-hand clapping, it's very, uh, how you say?

06:43That's pretty gay, though.

06:45We're not exactly going to blow the jokes away with that.

06:47No, but Talent Quest is supposed to be gay.

06:50Yes, right on that.

06:50Gay, that's important.

06:52Yeah, but it's just that we need something really good so we can win the party.

06:56I just think we can do better than that.

06:58But if we just keep writing down, we won't be able to put it all together.

07:00Yeah.

07:00But if we deliver it the right way, it can be very **** funny, how you say it.

07:06The square house find it easier to agree on what to do.

07:10It's you looking at us.

07:11Bunch, fighting and burping are a must.

07:14Yeah, we're the bunch where fighting and burping is a must.

07:18Look at you looking at us.

07:19Look at you, look at us.

07:20Um, we've got so much gas we're about to fly.

07:23No.

07:25Us must lust.

07:27Look at you.

07:28Lust.

07:28Okay.

07:29Look at you, look at us.

07:30Vincent keeps us grounded.

07:31We're the bunch full of lust.

07:33We're a bunch full of lust.

07:35Look at you looking at us.

07:36We're the bunch full of lust.

07:37This week the housemates have started shopping and cooking for themselves.

07:43But in a tired house, agreeing on what to do is even harder than usual.

07:48I'm just worried if we, do you think maybe it's dangerous bringing out that lettuce because

07:54then we won't have any...

07:55Bringing out what?

07:56If we bring out the lettuce that we use it all up and sell it.

07:58There's two more lettuces in there.

08:00But they're very little.

08:01We might as well bring it out and not use it when we need it, then leave it in there and

08:05need it and not have it.

08:06Yeah.

08:07Because there's two, we've only been through two, haven't we?

08:09And it's there.

08:13I'd just be better off to keep my mouth shut.

08:17Especially if you're going to say something back like that.

08:20Like that?

08:21Like that.

08:22Like what?

08:22Excuse for a comeback.

08:24What?

08:24I'm going to keep my mouth shut.

08:26I might as well.

08:27Well, do that then.

08:28I will.

08:29I'll see how long it lasts.

08:30Yeah, right.

08:39In the square house, there's reconciliation in the air.

08:54See, don't you think it's nice?

08:56Look, yesterday you're wrong.

08:58And today it's all good.

09:00Yeah.

09:02I'm happy.

09:03That's what's important.

09:05No, I'm happy.

09:05I'm not saying anything.

09:06I promised you that I won't say anything.

09:08I'm going to stay here to the end, that's it.

09:09I'm going to just stay here to the very end.

09:12I'll just be here to the very end.

09:14I'm not going to leave my family.

09:15I'm just going to stay to the end.

09:16What do you mean?

09:17Just will.

09:19It'll just be that way.

09:20You get 60 seconds to go, what do you even do?

09:23But I'm not going to get those 60 seconds, that's it.

09:25I think you're positive.

09:26No, no, sorry.

09:28Me and my headaches.

09:30The square house is having its final dress rehearsal for tonight's show.

09:34Let's do a bit of a nice shake for two.

09:36And then jump across.

09:36And then we jump across.

09:37And then that's where we move in.

09:40Like, have two seconds to get, like, two beats to get ready.

09:42And then we go.

09:43Which way are we going?

09:44Left or left?

09:45I'm having trouble with my babies.

09:47Okay, there we go.

09:48One, two.

09:50This is Big Brother.

09:51One, two.

09:52We interrupt this rehearsal.

09:54Hi, Big Beaves.

09:55Dude.

09:56Hello, Beaves.

09:57Hi, Big Beaves.

09:59The results of this week's task have been finalised.

10:02No.

10:02Only one of the houses was successful.

10:07Even with your two free time breaches, you failed to complete the drill in the allocated

10:11time.

10:13And therefore, you have failed this week's task.

10:17Bow bow.

10:18Your shopping budget for next week will be considerably less.

10:21I do wish you luck with tonight's talent contest, and I look forward to seeing your acts.

10:26I didn't tell us this before.

10:27Crush our confidence.

10:28Oh, my God.

10:35Oh, no.

10:36Oh, that's...

10:36I told you we could have never done that task.

10:38That is such crap timing.

10:40That's not nice.

10:42Lucky you got these pants on.

10:43Like, one of the houses failed the task.

10:45The one that didn't keep going?

10:47Yeah.

10:47Maybe that's why we stopped, because we had failed.

10:50Because we were so crap at it.

10:52So they must have won, dude.

10:53Well, if they do, if the bells were going at the same time, they sound like they'll take

10:56way longer.

10:57Who cares?

10:58Who knows?

10:59It's just those ones that we got nailed and were asleep, I reckon.

11:02We had to get up, and we just didn't do it quick enough.

11:05We only did six, guys.

11:07So we've stepped up at least half.

11:10At least.

11:11I'm proud of us.

11:12Yeah, but three of them, one more asleep.

11:14So I went through all that pain.

11:16All you did was fixing an item.

11:18Or nothing.

11:19It wasn't like I was just going, who are we this?

11:21He didn't say who we were.

11:22He didn't say who we were.

11:23I would have been.

11:24I've got something.

11:24I told you.

11:25Okay, let's do this.

11:26Never mind.

11:26Come on.

11:27Come on, come on.

11:28Never mind.

11:28We all did fine.

11:37It may interest you that only one of the Big Brother houses was successful in completing

11:42the allocated time.

11:45That house was yours.

11:47You don't care about it.

11:48You don't care about this week's task.

11:50Your shopping budget for next week will be considerably enhanced.

11:53Yeah.

11:53I wish you luck with tonight's talent contest.

11:56Thanks, big brother.

11:57And look forward to seeing your acts.

11:58Yeah.

12:00Oh, thank you.

12:01Yeah.

12:01Come on, big brother.

12:05Thank you, big brother.

12:06She's a nice, nice fella.

12:08Thank you, Tom.

12:08You're waiting.

12:09You're waiting.

12:09Ooh, little fit in there.

12:15It's hidden talent time.

12:17Ready?

12:18Ready?

12:18One, two, three.

12:20Look at you, looking at us.

12:23It's hard to believe it is making up us.

12:26We're just like you and you're just like us.

12:28Living like family and controlling our lusts.

12:31Come in late, and what did I see?

12:36It was Vincent's ass staring at me.

12:38They call me Bear, but my name is Claire, and I've got piercings everywhere.

12:44But by the time that I go, you'll all be rating Camel Toe.

12:49Vincent!

12:51I can't see the stars because the lights are so bright.

12:53I'm grumpy in the mornings because the coffee's really ****.

12:56We don't have a clock.

12:58We'll be here for a while, so I had to improvise and make a song.

13:01Yes, I'm Doyle.

13:02Avina.

13:06I do Reiki, practice yoga.

13:08In the shower, I wear a toga.

13:11My heart's in the 80s.

13:12It's where I get my style.

13:13I might have to go, but I'd like to stay for a while.

13:16Guys?

13:17Jamie!

13:19Name is Jamie.

13:20Just like a girl, if you give me a go, I'll rock your world.

13:23I love to skate.

13:25I'll be your date.

13:26I miss my music and my mate.

13:30Belinda!

13:31I won't get naked in the shower, but I'll clean on the hour.

13:36Hair and make-up, I'll make you pretty.

13:39And guess what?

13:40I've got a famous titty.

13:42Being a mother is my thing.

13:45So come on, Richie, give me a ring.

13:48And it's all!

13:49Look, look, look.

13:52It's not about me.

13:53It's not my show.

13:55When you'll realize this, it's time for me to go.

13:57I cook with my boxers.

13:59I'm a little tart.

14:00I wake up everyone in the morning with my fart.

14:04No, Tracy, no soccer.

14:06That's a pain.

14:08But baby, while I'm here, I don't complain!

14:11Boys!

14:13All right.

14:13Hold it.

14:13In the end, we'll all have to go.

14:17We're just a bunch of idiots who sent a video!

14:20The Roundhouse have also chosen to do a song.

14:26It's about their nicknames.

14:32You know, it's really funny, guys.

14:34What?

14:35What?

14:36I get caught all sorts of things around these places.

14:39No.

14:40Yeah.

14:40No way.

14:41No way.

14:43I get Pete.

14:44Yeah.

14:46Patrick.

14:47Yeah.

14:48That's obvious.

14:48And even sometimes...

14:51Patrice.

14:51Oh!

14:55So what about you, Lara?

14:57My name's Leia.

14:59Oh!

15:03Oh, no, it happens to me as well.

15:05My name's Dan, right?

15:06But I get caught other stuff.

15:07I get caught caught.

15:08Who would believe that?

15:09Doesn't that happen to anyone else?

15:10Oh, yeah, it does happen to me.

15:11I was like, see, I get Krisky.

15:15Krisky?

15:15No way!

15:17And Krispy.

15:18Krispy.

15:20And another one we agreed up to mention.

15:24What else have we got here?

15:25I'm Ben.

15:26Benjamin.

15:26But apparently, Dr. Carl Kennedy from Neighbors.

15:29Oh, yeah!

15:31Joe!

15:32She's got a strange name, doesn't she?

15:33What else do you get called?

15:34Yeah, I get called...

15:35...

15:37...

15:38...

15:39...

15:40...

15:41...

15:42I'm just Reggie.

15:50Yay!

15:51Missing rumours.

16:01Uncomfortable days.

16:04Sixteen crazy housemates

16:07Most of them in our heads

16:11Being frozen in some stars

16:15Makes us look like fools

16:18But all we want to know is

16:22Alright, are you guys going to pull?

16:25Woohoo!

16:28All that we do

16:31Nothing happens

16:35All that we hear is

16:38The sound of one hand clapping

16:44Woohoo!

16:49Oh jeez, I'm very timey

16:51I'm very good at the tracks, eh?

16:53Yeah, good at the time, mate

16:54And that's it, big brother

17:06We hope you enjoyed our show

17:08Before we go on

17:09It's the end of the second week

17:16And Joanne's mind has returned to the night before she was put into the house

17:20She and her boyfriend shared a final night locked away in a Gold Coast hotel

17:24Tim and I could not sit in that room

17:28We would just go nuts

17:30Like we went

17:30We were just going

17:31Oh my God, this is so boring

17:32Is that a bad thing?

17:37Yeah

17:37Is that bad?

17:41No, everyone's different

17:42I loved it

17:43I loved it

17:46It was like sanctuary

17:47It was just like

17:49I loved it

17:51I had so much difficulty

17:52That's why it made me anxious about even coming in here

17:57Because I thought

17:58My God, if I can't handle sitting in a hotel room with my boyfriend

18:01For two days or three days

18:04Then what the hell am I going to do when I'm in that house for weeks?

18:07It's different

18:10But Tim and I never sit and just talk

18:14We will watch a movie

18:15Or we'll go out for dinner

18:17Or we'll get drunk

18:18Or we'll go out with our friends

18:19And we're always with our friends

18:20So

18:21When you go out for dinner

18:22Yeah

18:23On your own, just a two years

18:24We don't

18:25No, but if you don't drink

18:26Can you sit on it and chat?

18:28I don't think we've done that very regularly

18:31Oh, you mean like at a cafe

18:32More so than out to dinner

18:33No, you go out for dinner

18:34And then you go to get something to eat down, you know, a street

18:37Go to a cafe or whatever

18:39Nice bottle of pasta

18:41One bottle of wine

18:42Can you sit like to there

18:43It's quiet time

18:43Out you go

18:44It's called quiet time

18:45Tim doesn't talk when he's eating

18:46No, but after dinner

18:47Do you just get up and go

18:48You've got something else to do after dinner?

18:50Yeah, we go straight out

18:51And do something else

18:51So I can just sit there

18:52Finish dinner

18:53We'll go to movies

18:54And then we'll go straight home

18:55Have a coffee

18:55We're always doing something

18:57Have a little liqueur

18:58We don't just sit

18:59Yeah

19:00Oh, I feel like sweets now

19:01Have a bit of that

19:02And then sit and then they go

19:03It's time to go

19:04It's really weird

19:05Because you can spend an entire day

19:07Talking to someone

19:07Not actually

19:08Establish it

19:10And it's just that back and forth thing

19:13You just get this

19:14Thing with certain people

19:15You just

19:15You go back and forth

19:16And it's just

19:17It's really quite cool actually

19:19The really funny thing is

19:21When you're going out with someone

19:21And

19:23You spend the whole day

19:24And you realise that

19:25You haven't noticed anyone else

19:26The entire day

19:27You spend the whole day with someone

19:28And you're walking around

19:29Chatting to them

19:31You're doing stuff

19:32And the entire day

19:32You haven't noticed anyone else

19:33And you get home

19:34And you think

19:34What happened around me

19:37Whether you're driving

19:39Whether you're going out

19:39To a cafe or something

19:40Reading newspapers

19:42It's really weird

19:43It's nice

19:44It's nice

19:46With the first eviction

19:58Just two days away

19:59Leah tries on some outfits

20:00In case she's the one

20:01Who gets the bad news

20:02No

20:03It's got

20:04That

20:05And it's so tight

20:06You can see

20:07The roll

20:08On

20:08That

20:09You've been walking around

20:10In underpants

20:11On TV

20:11Yeah

20:12You can't see it

20:13You can't see it

20:13More obviously

20:14In the pair of undies

20:15It's just in my big ass

20:16And it's just

20:17And cover it up

20:18With something baggy

20:18Yeah

20:19I think that's good

20:21Yeah

20:21I do

20:22I think it's very flattering

20:23It's flattering

20:26Isn't it

20:26I think it is

20:27I would wear it

20:28I'd better get evicted

20:31Just so I can walk out

20:32On stage

20:33If I don't

20:37I get off now

20:38Because I'm going

20:39For all the effort

20:40Of getting dressed up

20:41It'll be worth it

20:43In the end

20:44You can't feel crap

20:46It's the last place

20:47You want to feel crap

20:48Good night Belle

20:57Good night

21:01Good night

21:02Scary sex

21:03Good night

21:04Merino

21:05Merino

21:07Good night everybody

21:09Good night

21:10Good night

21:11Good night

21:12Good night

21:13Good night

21:14Good night

21:15Good night

21:16Good night

21:17Good night

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21:20Good night

21:21Good night

21:22Good night

21:23Good night

21:24Good night

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21:27Good night

21:28Good night

21:29Good night

21:30Good night

21:31Good night

21:32Good night

21:33Good night

21:34Good night

21:35Good night

21:36Good night

019-Big Brother Australia Season 03, Day 13a, Daily Show, Friday, 9 May 2003

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