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006-Big Brother Australia Season 03, Day 04a, Daily Show, Wednesday, 30 April 2003
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00:00Tonight on Big Brother, new boy Patrick gets an early lesson in house hierarchy.
00:23Just remember, there's more sickness left here.
00:26Carlo's mouth gets him in trouble again.
00:28Once you fell asleep, we actually had a conversation.
00:30Yeah, we did, actually, for a while, too.
00:32And telling it how it is, Regina gets straight to the point.
00:37You've got to take a temper, just lie down.
00:40Oh, that's so funny.
00:52This is Big Brother.
00:54The hot water is now on.
00:58Day three in the Big Brother compound.
01:01And although Benjamin's having to wipe dishes outside, at least today, he has company.
01:05I'll be right back.
01:06I'll be right back.
01:09Thanks again.
01:10itter two in the sport.
01:11In this video, I'll be right back.
01:12Amazing, crying, crying, crying.
01:14This is Big Brother.
01:18I'll be right back.
01:28In the square house, Carlo is showing Vincent
01:37how they'll be able to keep track of their days in the house.
01:41Week one, day what?
01:42See, this is the day, look, buddy, right here.
01:44Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, big Sunday.
01:51So it's Monday, Tuesday, Tuesday.
01:53What do you think about, yeah?
01:54Shoe day is Tuesday, bed day is Wednesday, Sunday.
01:58Just work it out.
01:59Okay.
01:59Plant day, Saturday.
02:01Okay.
02:02Sounds good.
02:03Sounds good.
02:03And that's the first thing there, so it's week one, the rock.
02:07Are we going to be able to fit 12 there?
02:09I just may have to work it out otherwise, as long as there's 12 rocks there.
02:12Huh?
02:15The cupboards are still bare in both houses.
02:18Big Brother is still not offering a choice of menu,
02:20just deliveries to both storerooms at mealtimes.
02:23Vincent decides the breakfast table is a good place to bring up the issue of night-time talking.
02:29You did.
02:30Once you fell asleep, we actually had a conversation.
02:31Yeah, we did, actually, for a while, too.
02:33About what?
02:34About the space-time material.
02:35A real conversation.
02:36Evolution.
02:38Yeah, we had a real conversation.
02:39I was asleep, too, obviously.
02:41All right, me and you.
02:43Monday, it was snoring.
02:45Oh, yeah.
02:45Were we, me?
02:46Possibly both of you.
02:46Not very bad.
02:47In the roundhouse, Joanne puts Ben's brain to the test.
02:52Hey, do you want a brain teaser?
02:55But I actually got it.
02:57You did?
02:57Yeah.
02:59Can I just bug it off?
03:00You've actually got it.
03:01Yeah, I got it.
03:02Well, then I'm going to look like a bit of an idiot if I didn't get it.
03:05I took me about five minutes or five to ten minutes to work it out.
03:08Okay, well, tell me.
03:10Okay, a man parks out front of a hotel and realises he's instantly bankrupt.
03:16Why?
03:17Parks outside a hotel.
03:20I've got another one as well after this.
03:21Well, the hotel's got nothing to do with it.
03:24You can do whatever thought processes you need.
03:26Just try and find the answer.
03:32Have you got it?
03:35Oh, okay.
03:36Oh, so you just thought you'd forget about it for a while, wasn't it?
03:39Yeah, I just thought I'd just play with it for a while.
03:40Oh, right.
03:44I'm going to let you sit with that.
03:46Yeah, I'd like that.
03:47Oh, intelligent girl.
04:03Now I can be intelligent without them, though.
04:06I didn't say that you couldn't.
04:09I didn't say that you couldn't.
04:11Yeah.
04:12Lovely.
04:14There's this guy.
04:15And he parks outside a hotel and recognises that he is instantly bankrupt.
04:30Now, is the hotel beside the thing that makes him recognise?
04:35He just recognises you.
04:39You have to just...
04:42Yeah, I've tried to come...
04:43Outside.
04:44Well, see, I've tried to come back from the bankrupt and work back.
04:4740 minutes later, Ben still hasn't found an answer to the puzzle, but he has come up with a way to deflect some of the pressure he's under.
05:00Yeah, there's a foot race.
05:01Yeah.
05:02And the person who was coming second got overtaken by another person.
05:11What position in the race did that other person get if the race would have finished in that order?
05:18The person who overtook?
05:21Or the person that was...
05:22The person that overtook.
05:24Not the overtaken.
05:25Not the overtaken.
05:26The person that overtook.
05:34It's obvious, but it's wrong.
05:36And the obvious answer?
05:37Second.
05:41How's it obvious?
05:43Because if B's coming second and then C's just going in front of B...
05:47Yeah.
05:47Then C's obviously in second place.
05:49And then B goes into third.
05:51Well, you have a think about it.
05:52And that's wrong?
05:53You have a think about it.
05:54Is that wrong?
05:56Obviously, what made him wealthy or gave him money was outside the hotel.
06:01Yeah.
06:02And he's damaged it.
06:03Or he's wrecked it.
06:04For him to not be obvious that it's...
06:06Yeah, by parking out in front of the hotel.
06:08He's done something.
06:09He's lost all his money.
06:13I'm not...
06:15What do you want me to...
06:15Oh, you want me to find out where B came?
06:18Well, was there...
06:19How do we know that B was coming second?
06:20Because there was someone in front of him?
06:23Well, B was coming second.
06:25Then how do we know that there was someone in front of him, though?
06:27Well, I can't tell you much more.
06:32And obviously, second's incorrect.
06:34No, I didn't say that.
06:35I said, I just want your final answer.
06:40I know that's the literal answer.
06:44Well, you just tell me the right answer.
06:47But then you're implying that it's incorrect.
06:48No, I'm not implying anything.
06:50No.
06:52You know, you're right.
06:53I was right.
06:57Coming up on Big Brother, and then there were three.
07:01I heard that.
07:02Oh, my God.
07:02While the boys play out in the garden,
07:13the girls are discussing Carlos' preoccupation
07:15with one particular subject.
07:17Everyone's just going to hear Carlos
07:19talking about sex all the time.
07:23That's it, right.
07:24But, you know, he's 21.
07:26I get it.
07:27I suppose, yeah.
07:28Oh, yeah, I can think about that.
07:29He's only 21.
07:30Like, if you're a 21-year-old boy,
07:32I don't know that many young guys,
07:35but I'm assuming that's pretty straightforward
07:36for a 21-year-old.
07:37Yeah.
07:38Like, that's the way they are.
07:40Plus, he's into sports.
07:41He's always in the locker rooms.
07:43Yeah.
07:43I mean...
07:44Yeah, that's right.
07:45And, you know, give Jamie about two years,
07:46he'll be there too.
07:47It's just he's lacking the...
07:49The experience.
07:50Yeah, and it's just, you know,
07:51Carlos has a really big personality,
07:53so if you're not that big...
07:54Which is so good, isn't it?
07:56We're all different.
07:58That's great, isn't it?
07:59I love it all.
08:00And there's no...
08:02No, I don't feel it at all.
08:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:03No, I don't feel it.
08:04There's no reason to be so...
08:05I don't think anyone's worried.
08:08And there's no clashes.
08:09There's, like, nothing...
08:10Yeah, but it's only day two.
08:11It is only day two, yeah.
08:12I mean, not to be a bit defeatist,
08:15but it is only day two.
08:15Yeah, I guess we've got to maybe,
08:18not expect it,
08:19but just be aware that that may occur.
08:21But then, like,
08:23honestly, like,
08:24zodiacally, or whatever,
08:26astrologically,
08:27we're...
08:27Beautiful.
08:28We're actually quite matched,
08:30astrologically.
08:31Because of our star song?
08:32Yeah.
08:32Oh, okay.
08:33Yeah.
08:33Oh, well, there we go.
08:34We'll be okay.
08:35Because that's, like, why...
08:38That would be my explanation for it.
08:42I'm going to miss squishing blackheads.
08:44You're going to miss what?
08:45Squishing blackheads.
08:46Squishing blackheads.
08:47Oh, off your partner?
08:49Off anyone.
08:50Off myself.
08:50Because I'm not going to do it on myself
08:51as much as I can avoid it.
08:53I picked a pimple last night,
08:54but in my mirror,
08:55and I'm like,
08:56that's so gross.
08:57I'll pick a pimple,
08:59but, you know,
08:59I go to town.
09:01If I've got any on my back,
09:04I don't care.
09:05I go to town.
09:06I go to town.
09:07I do.
09:08I go to town, them.
09:10Seriously, like,
09:11if Jamie would let me out,
09:12he'd...
09:12I'd tell you what.
09:14Huh?
09:15You would.
09:16Yeah, no,
09:16I know so many people
09:18that is the same.
09:19Yeah.
09:20He's going to be a really great guy.
09:21Like, when he's, like,
09:22you know,
09:23five years down the track or whatever,
09:24like, he's a great guy now.
09:25He's going to be a really great guy.
09:25What is 18?
09:27Unbelievable.
09:29You wouldn't have known that,
09:30except just little things.
09:32Very, very small.
09:32But very, very small things
09:34that come out
09:35that you wouldn't know otherwise,
09:36would you?
09:37I don't know.
09:38I don't know what it is.
09:39He's funny.
09:40Yeah.
09:41And it's not...
09:42The girls are going to love him.
09:43It's not like a...
09:45A fake thing either.
09:46Yeah, and not everything
09:47that he says
09:48is, like,
09:51is sort of...
09:52About penises?
09:53About the same thing.
09:54Yeah, it's diverse.
09:56It's different.
09:56And he can be serious, too,
09:58because I've had to, you know,
09:59talk to him about his girlfriend
10:00and stuff like that, so...
10:02That's true.
10:04You're just getting dark.
10:06Gee, bloody hell.
10:08Another day in paradise.
10:10It's time for the roundhouse
10:20to meet its third resident.
10:30Hello?
10:31Yeah.
10:32Hey, sorry I'm late.
10:34How you doing?
10:38Ben, mate, how are you?
10:38How are you?
10:39Come in, Patrick.
10:40Hello.
10:42I heard that.
10:45Where's all the people?
10:47This is it.
10:47This is it?
10:48This is it.
10:49Ben, can I get the tour?
10:50This is it.
10:51Oh, I mean...
10:52Yeah, stand to the right
10:54and you'll be...
10:54Ben made, um, this...
10:55Oh.
10:56This is our clothes on.
10:56This is our clothes on.
10:57With the, um, the moths?
11:02This is it, mate.
11:02This is the shower?
11:03That's the shower?
11:04That's the wet grass you can't walk on.
11:05That's the kitchen over there.
11:08That's brilliant.
11:09That's so cool.
11:10That's a door we can't go through?
11:11Yeah, everything they give you,
11:13it's to be cooked.
11:14We haven't had dinner yet.
11:16Yeah, we get starved.
11:17No.
11:18But this is, uh...
11:19This is, like, wet, wet.
11:21Don't go on there.
11:22And the mozzies and the moths...
11:23There's heaps of moths
11:24and heaps of bugs
11:26and gross stuff.
11:27And this is, like,
11:29the plate pit?
11:29That's it.
11:30Well, we've been speculating.
11:31We've been speculating.
11:32What do you think that is?
11:33I might have a stress ball.
11:33Right, you think it's got bubbles in it?
11:34We think it's a massive pool.
11:36Right, and this is the jeklesi part.
11:38Yeah.
11:41After the break, I'm good.
11:43I just let me go slow pills.
11:56The square house is expecting
11:59another new arrival tonight.
12:04That was over there.
12:05That was a trolley.
12:07Like, you know,
12:08it's like, yeah.
12:08Yeah.
12:09Blown your mind.
12:21Blown your mind.
12:22Am I right?
12:25Hello.
12:25Yay.
12:27Come in.
12:28Oh, welcome.
12:30Oh, my God.
12:31How are you?
12:32How are you?
12:32How are you?
12:33Yeah, I'm Regina.
12:34Ben, Regina, how are you?
12:35Ben?
12:36Good.
12:36Joe.
12:37Joe.
12:37Patrick, how are you doing?
12:39What was his name?
12:40Patrick.
12:40Patrick, okay.
12:41How are you?
12:42Sensational.
12:43Oh, my God.
12:43This is so exciting.
12:45This is it.
12:47Do you reckon this is it for tonight?
12:48Do you reckon we can get another one in?
12:49This is it.
12:50This is us.
12:51Are you kidding?
12:52Don't get excited, yes.
12:53Go find some more people.
12:54There's more people.
12:54Come through.
12:55There's an eye up over there,
12:56and they're all in there.
12:57There's a whole bunch of people in there.
12:59There you go.
13:00Nah.
13:00Yeah.
13:01Patrick just got here.
13:02Patrick just got here.
13:03Oh, I'm already.
13:05So, I'm in here.
13:06And then Joe came and saved me.
13:08And tonight, this is a double.
13:09So, you've been here by yourself.
13:10Yeah.
13:11And then Joe came last night,
13:13and then Patrick tonight.
13:15Now, yeah.
13:16Oh, no.
13:17I reckon we're getting another person.
13:18I reckon we're getting another person.
13:20Shh.
13:21No, we're not going to get another person.
13:21Let's hide.
13:23No, no.
13:23Don't hide.
13:25Let's rush him.
13:26Shh.
13:27Let's rush him.
13:28Yeah, listen, guys.
13:30Sorry.
13:31Rush him.
13:31Beat him when he comes in.
13:32Why is there noise and now not?
13:38Oh, that sounded like there was a bunch of people that just went in.
13:41Maybe they're stuck into the wrong house.
13:43Oh, tonight it's that house.
13:47I just want to know where Ben is, man.
13:48Is he dead?
13:49Is he okay?
13:49I just want to know, man.
13:50I feel for Ben.
13:51Yeah, I feel for Ben, too.
13:53I really do.
13:54We should put these away because the answer can't answer.
13:56Who's Ben?
13:58How exciting.
14:00Oh, it's great.
14:00Can you believe this?
14:01Has it had that gone yet or not?
14:02Not yet.
14:03Not yet.
14:04We like it, too.
14:05But it's just hanging around.
14:07So there's an actual another house.
14:10Well, either there's another house or there's another big stereo with the sound of the house.
14:14Yeah, it could be sound effects.
14:16I mean, are there two houses?
14:18Could be.
14:19Five in each?
14:20Oh, yeah, because one person got taken in.
14:22Yeah, but that house sounds like there's so many people in there.
14:25Yeah, but one of...
14:26Exactly right.
14:27Look.
14:29Oh, look at me.
14:30There's a party girl here.
14:32Oh, yeah, I'm the one with the pump bottle.
14:33Mate, I'm glad you're the hero.
14:34Send me home.
14:36Oh, no, you know.
14:37I was boring, I wasn't.
14:39See you from Tassie?
14:40Yeah, Hobart.
14:42Hobart?
14:42Yeah.
14:44Can't you hear him?
14:45Yes.
14:46That's, hey, baby.
14:47This bike sings, hey, baby.
14:49Does he say?
14:50No, all day.
14:51You know, there's a song.
14:52Can you sing it for us, Mom?
14:54Nah.
14:54Can you get your guitar out?
14:55Later.
14:56No.
14:56Later, we're going to sing a rendition back to him of, hey, baby.
14:58Yeah, we can be loud.
15:00I can be very loud.
15:02I can't see how they integrate this house to that house.
15:06You're thinking too much, Fanny.
15:07Well, that's it.
15:08No, it burns the day.
15:09It burns the time.
15:11But, yeah, you are thinking.
15:12Have you...
15:12Me, too much.
15:13Yeah.
15:14We've got some brain teasers for you, but we'll save them for tomorrow.
15:17Yeah, we don't want to waste them all the time.
15:19Brain teasers for...
15:20Brain teasers.
15:21She gave me a bra.
15:21I gave her two today and she got them.
15:22She gave me two and I haven't got them yet.
15:26It'll take me a week to wear something there.
15:29I'm well on the way.
15:30I think you're thinking too hard.
15:32I am.
15:33You know?
15:33Okay.
15:38Yeah.
15:39Jerry.
15:41Are you good?
15:42I'm good.
15:43I just let me go slow pills.
15:45You do what?
15:45I'm on medication.
15:47Oh.
15:49How did I not know that?
15:51No, once a day.
15:52No, I only have it once a day.
15:53What do you got to take?
15:54Oh, just a ghost load tablet.
15:56A ghost load?
15:57What do you hope, hey?
15:58Yeah.
15:58I make too much adrenaline.
16:00You've got that ADD.
16:03Do you really?
16:03Yeah.
16:04Really?
16:04How do I not know that?
16:05I've known you for 24 hours.
16:07I should know these things.
16:08You haven't asked me.
16:09Oh.
16:09You've got to take a tablet.
16:10Just lie down.
16:11Yeah.
16:12Oh, that's so funny.
16:14I'll get a little bit of tingling in my hands from a few things.
16:17Long story.
16:17We'll sit down and talk about it later.
16:19Tingling in your hands.
16:20What's that wrong?
16:21Yeah, we've got so much time.
16:21You're good first, by yourself.
16:22All men get tingling in their hands.
16:27After.
16:28Thanks, buddy.
16:29That's great.
16:30Imagine having a shower in the bloody cold.
16:33Oh, ****.
16:35You don't have to imagine for long.
16:36It's so cold.
16:36It's boring.
16:37No, it's going to be bloody quick.
16:39Well, they tell you when the hot water's on.
16:41Oh, yes.
16:41So what happens there?
16:43Well, you run like bug, Reed.
16:45Yeah.
16:45And for the one time that you may beat me there, we just get in and it goes for two minutes.
16:51So most times you just all stand there together.
16:52You've only got two minutes?
16:53Yeah.
16:54You just pass the thing around.
16:55You're kidding.
16:56Jo and I was quite nice this morning.
16:57Yeah, you can really.
16:59Are you bull****?
17:00No, I'm serious.
17:02Really?
17:03Yeah.
17:04Jo was a little bit shy.
17:05She wore a cosy, though.
17:06We'll talk her out of it in the next couple of days.
17:08Get out.
17:08So we've got two minutes.
17:10We'll jump out of bed and go and have a shower.
17:11Nah, look, to be completely honest with you, they tell you, we don't know how long they've
17:15got, but the first day I had a little bit of a cold shower and then the hot water come
17:18on.
17:19But this morning they actually called it and said the hot water's on.
17:22So we just got up, come out and had a shower.
17:25It's hard not to have a bath in here.
17:28Chicken over that.
17:29You'd like to have a bath?
17:30Yeah.
17:30Well, we'll try and construct one for you tomorrow.
17:33A bath.
17:33Do you want to construct a bath?
17:34Yeah, yeah.
17:35Should be no problem.
17:37Oh.
17:40Do you remember the pecking order, Chloe?
17:43Was there a peck you got there?
17:44I saw what they were.
17:45Just remember, this is my second sleep.
17:47You're night three.
17:49What?
17:49You're night three.
17:50Hey.
17:51Wow.
17:51You're a veteran.
17:53I'm night two.
17:54Second V, night three.
17:56Oh, he's done a lot of heavy.
17:59We have just, our lines just don't stop.
18:02Like, that's the kind of, that's what I'm like.
18:04I just like to analyse things and try and make out what's happening.
18:07What's happening.
18:08And that's what you just can't do in this house.
18:10And I know that.
18:11No, no, you just got to.
18:12You just got to go for that.
18:13Yeah, take it as it comes.
18:15So, I don't know what I'm going to do.
18:19Oh, dear.
18:24Coming up, how ex-policeman Ben found love on the job.
18:28This girl had, one of my last shifts, had her backpack stolen.
18:39After dinner, Ben shares some tales from an overseas adventure.
18:42I went over there for a month, for a bit of fun.
18:47Well, did you stay in Germany the whole time?
18:49Yeah, I went over there because I sort of was seen, I had a bit of a crush on a bird.
18:55A fling with a girl?
18:55Yeah.
18:56You followed someone to Germany?
18:57Yeah.
18:58I was at the stage when my career was coming to an end in Victoria.
19:03And it was a good time to leave and go for a holiday for a while.
19:06So, you needed that exercise?
19:07So, this girl had, one of my last shifts, had her backpack stolen from a hostel.
19:13Yeah.
19:14She was a German backpacker.
19:16And I looked for about eight hours.
19:20Couldn't find it at any nightclub, coffee shop, bar.
19:24And she was with me when we were looking, her and her friend.
19:27And then we sort of hit it off.
19:29And then what happened is that this girl, I showed her around and then she went back to Germany.
19:35Well, she went to Darwin first and then I chased her to Darwin for a bit of time.
19:40And then she was two days in Darwin and then she went to Bali, dumped her boyfriend for six years.
19:45And then she went to Germany and I went to Germany about two weeks later.
19:49Just went in and said, I'm out of here.
19:51Yeah.
19:52And then I spent some time chasing her in Germany.
19:54She went to Luxembourg to uni.
19:56Went to Octoberfest, went to Luxembourg.
19:59And she said, why don't you sort of move back?
20:01And she was more serious than I was.
20:04And the inevitable happened and I took off.
20:07So, I crossed five continents for something that I didn't get in Victoria.
20:12We did the thrill of the chase, apparently.
20:15What a chase.
20:15It was an experience.
20:16What a chase.
20:17Oh, it was a great chase.
20:18Bloody hell.
20:18Octoberfest.
20:19That's the best chase of the world.
20:20That's it.
20:20Oh, it's a ripper.
20:23Irina follows through on her intention to squeeze Jamie's blackheads.
20:28I'll let you do one just so I can see what it feels like.
20:30Oh, man.
20:31Just so I can see what it feels like.
20:34I have no idea what they look like.
20:35You've been convinced.
20:36I'm comfortable.
20:37Do I have to?
20:38Can someone just describe what's happening?
20:40There's a blackhead there.
20:40Where?
20:41Carly in your Jamie's back.
20:43Oh, here we go.
20:44I'm looking.
20:46From a mirror on a mirror.
20:48Oh, wow, that hurts.
20:49That's going to come out, but I don't want to get in my eye.
20:53Do you have little blackheads here?
20:54Look at those ones.
20:54Oh, yeah.
20:55He's got good ones.
20:56Can you have a quick look at mine?
20:59Do you want to see where it came out?
21:03Oh.
21:04Oh.
21:04Ben has been puzzling over Joe's brain teaser all day and decides to see if his housemates
21:11can do any better.
21:13Now, we're going to start with your one first.
21:14Oh, do you want to hear mine?
21:15What are you doing?
21:16Brain teaser that I haven't got all day.
21:18Don't give me a brain teaser.
21:20All right on.
21:21My brain won't work.
21:24All right, ready?
21:28A man parks in front of a hotel.
21:31Oh, this is one of those story problem things.
21:34And realises he is instantly bankrupt.
21:38Why?
21:41And can you look at all the easy stuff?
21:42Because I'll try to look from the normal side of things like, well, bankrupt, I mean,
21:45you have bad businesses.
21:47The hotel could have been his business.
21:48It burnt down.
21:49Too much.
21:50Then the hint that I've got is that the hotel is a pub, a hotel, but it doesn't, she didn't
21:54say it's a pub, it doesn't have alcohol.
21:56If it did, he wouldn't be in the problem that he was in.
21:59See, that is more than I should tell you.
22:02So, like, it doesn't seem as if it can go anywhere.
22:05You need to sort of take it that bit further.
22:06That's all I was given.
22:08That's all she was given, mate.
22:09That's all I was given.
22:10That sentence was what I was given and I got the answer.
22:13And it's not parks a car.
22:15It could probably be parking a helicopter.
22:16It could be parking his bum in a chair.
22:19It could be parking itself on a mat.
22:20Oh, he's packed.
22:20He's only packed.
22:21Parked, yeah.
22:22And the hotel doesn't sell beer if it did.
22:24I'm so telling you.
22:25I'm so going to tell you.
22:26No, you're not.
22:27No, no, no, no, no.
22:27No, no, you don't.
22:28And then she goes, um...
22:29Oh, I so want to tell you.
22:32If you know the answer, you know the answer without needing to find any more information.
22:36Good night, my sweethearts.
22:46Oh, don't get to bed.
22:49See you in the morning.
22:50Good night, my little TV family.
22:52Bastards.
22:52TV family.
22:54Good night, Jumbo.
22:55Good night, my soap opera.
22:57Good night, Captain Svita.
22:59Captain Svita.
23:00Captain Svita.
23:02Captain Svita and the Sheriff.
23:04Captain Svita.
23:05Good night.
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