The story of Jennifer Coolidge

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Comedy icon, the original "MILF," and queen of one-liners ... there's no one quite like Jennifer Coolidge. This is her story.

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00:00I got a lot of play of being a MILF and I got a lot of sexual action from American Pie.

00:20In this lifetime, I never thought that I would have a part like this.

00:30I wanted to be a dramatic actress.

00:46It never occurred to me to do the comedy thing.

00:48This guy, John, just leaned over me and goes, you know what, you're in the wrong place,

00:51Jennifer.

00:52Sandra really had her act together and she was the hostess, but you know, I was, you

01:03know, partying a lot, you know, in those years.

01:12In those days, I was in my twenties and I was just a mess and I like to go out to nightclubs

01:17and things.

01:18You're a massage teaser.

01:24Listen, I massage who I want, when I want.

01:28I don't submit to forcible massage.

01:38When I watched her do Glass Menagerie, where she was like, I'm just a poor, creepo girl.

01:42I literally, at one point, I was in the front row and I was like, oh, I'm, I'm blacking

01:47out publicly.

01:48What's your objective?

01:49I said that you were quite striking.

01:50Mr. Finch, are you trying to seduce me?

01:51Yes, ma'am.

01:52I am.

01:53We both have so much in common.

02:16We both love soup and, uh, we love the outdoors.

02:30I'm taking the dog, dumb.

02:33It makes me want a hot dog real bad.

02:40All day long.

02:41And exhausting.

02:42This hot dog story.

02:43Look how young I look.

02:44Oh gosh.

02:45We have so much to catch up on.

02:46But first things first, touch my abs.

02:47I don't exercise at all.

02:48Who needs a balding 38 year old boyfriend with erectile dysfunction when you can have

02:49a new career and cute little dog?

02:50I don't.

02:51I don't.

02:52I don't.

02:53I don't.

02:54I don't.

02:55I don't.

02:56I don't.

02:57I don't.

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03:00I don't.

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03:06I don't.

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03:09I don't.

03:10I have brand new career and cute cater weighters.

03:12There's something I've always wanted to tell you.

03:30You're not very pretty.

03:32God, you look like the 4th of July.

03:47I didn't even get to the punchline.

03:50I know you didn't get to the punchline, but just do it anyway.

03:53Taking the dog, dumbass.

03:54A lot of people want to feel like they have a chance at something that maybe they thought

04:06it was a mischance.

04:08And I think I'm a good example of that.

04:22What a gift, because Mike White gives me something that no one else really is offering me.

04:28They don't really associate me with someone who's complicated.

04:39I took a lavender bath tonight, right before the show, and it made me swell up inside my

04:45dress.

04:46And I'm having a hard time speaking.

04:52Please, these gays, they're trying to murder me.

05:02Make a bitch head.

05:09Goddess, queen, icon.

05:11I think I'm becoming lesbian.

05:13To me, she's a goddess.

05:15I love you, Jennifer.

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