00:00Hello, I am here to talk to you about Let's Build a Dungeon, a simulation game that explores
00:12the highs and lows and the horrors of working in the video game industry.
00:18In this sequel to Let's Build a Zoo, your customers won't be looking for cute crustaceans
00:23and huggable hippos, because these customers are players, and you are trying to make them
00:29get as addicted as possible to your new MMORPG.
00:34But what can thou do in this game?
00:38You can build a vast overworld that sprawls out far beyond the imagination, and thou may
00:43populate this overworld with hundreds of buildings, each of which has their own carefully crafted
00:48interior.
00:49Then, you may construct the darkest, most terrifying of dungeons, and fill their bowels
00:54with the most ghastly of monsters and bosses.
00:57You must fill this world with quests and adventures.
01:00Will you craft a story of perilousness, or downright laziness?
01:04But this is only the start, for the true monsters in this game are the monsters of industry,
01:10capitalism and business.
01:12Employ a team and take care of their precious little egos, or work them to death in order
01:17to hit your deadlines, or why not move your business to a country with a low tax rate
01:22all in servitude of the mighty demon lord known as Profit.
01:27As an evil corporate overlord, you might find yourself with time on your hands as the endless
01:32cash flows into your bank account.
01:35Why not use some of that time to drop in and play your game, or engage in the wonderful
01:40sport of hunting gold farmers and cheaters?
01:44But if you are really bored, you can use the game's inbuilt game engine to create entirely
01:50new games and share them online.
01:53And if you're as lazy as most video game industry CEOs, then why make anything at all?
01:59Just download games created by other people and marvel at the productivity and creativity
02:03of humanity, but don't forget to undermine and devalue that creativity, because like
02:08all video game CEOs, the real value is in you.
02:12You deserve millions of dollars in salary and bonuses, while the tiny people creating
02:17art and writing code are your servants, lucky to even have a job at all, unless they don't,
02:23because you fired them all to boost company profits.
02:27Let's Build A Dungeon invites you to be a video game mogul.
02:30Wishlist to fulfill your dreams now!
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