Megan Fox Debuts New Pregnancy Covered In Black Slime

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00:00So Megan Fox is pregnant, and her pregnancy announcement photo is... is something.

00:07For those of you who don't know, this is Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox's first child together,

00:12and Megan's fourth kid overall. And in true Fox fashion, she announced the pregnancy with

00:19photos on Instagram, the first one being her covered head-to-toe in some sort of black slime

00:26while holding her baby bump, and a second photo of her holding a positive pregnancy test. She also

00:32attached to the post a song by her baby daddy called Last November, which is allegedly about

00:38a past miscarriage he had with Megan. This is of course not the first time Megan Fox has made

00:44headlines for her relationship with Kelly, and it's definitely not the weirdest. I mean, when

00:49they just revealed that they were engaged in 2023, Fox admitted that she and MGK are

00:56drinking each other's blood in a now-deleted Instagram post, and in a later interview she said,

01:02and I quote, it's just a few drops, but yes, we do consume each other's blood on occasions for

01:08ritual purposes only. So yeah, despite their clearly sane and totally normal relationship,

01:14they did call off their engagement at the beginning of this year after a rocky on-again-off-again

01:20engagement period, which also included a lot of rumors of MGK cheating. So is a child really the

01:28best decision? I guess we'll wait and see. So this is your chance to try and guess what the

01:33next headline is going to be about Megan Fox, while also wishing the happy couple congratulations.

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