Sundae Conversation with Matty Matheson

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00:00Matty Matheson.

00:01Matheson.

00:04Tell us about your new salad.

00:05You're promoting a new salad?

00:06It's a book about soups, salads, and sandwiches.

00:10There's salads in it.

00:11Glenny Ball's been eating a new salad.

00:12Right.

00:13Ozempic.

00:13Good.

00:14You know?

00:15What do you think about Glenny Balls is doing this new thing

00:17where he cares more about his personal health...

00:20Yeah.

00:20...than he does about our fans?

00:23What do you mean?

00:24He's trying to not be s***.

00:25Yeah.

00:26Because it's good for him to live long.

00:28I'm still...

00:29Yeah, you should live long.

00:30That's not cool for our fans, is it?

00:31I'm still f***.

00:32I think it's a little selfish.

00:33Our fans care.

00:35I think they do care about him.

00:37What do you say to people who say,

00:39I don't need some guy in a toboggan

00:42with some cool mustache telling me about eating.

00:45I do it every day for my entire life.

00:47Exactly.

00:48What do you say to those people?

00:50Yeah, you can eat.

00:52People have been eating their whole lives,

00:54being told, you know, what to eat.

00:57You don't have to.

00:58You don't have to listen anymore.

00:59Our fans who watch this show every Sunday morning...

01:02Every Sunday.

01:03...are pooping when they watch it.

01:04Most of the time.

01:06It's when you get the best information.

01:08Do you mind if we do an old segment

01:10presented by Mommitas?

01:12Yeah, I'd love to.

01:13This segment is an old segment.

01:15We've done it many times.

01:16It's a foundation of our show.

01:18It's a cornerstone.

01:21This segment is called Poop or Pee.

01:23Good.

01:23In this segment, I'm going to give you a food

01:26and you tell me, is that food poop or pee?

01:28Okay.

01:29Chili.

01:31Poop.

01:34Yeah.

01:35I think if you ate chili, you'd poop more than you'd pee.

01:38You're Canadian.

01:39Syrup.

01:44More, yeah, it could be more poop too.

01:48Just because it's a liquid doesn't mean it's pee.

01:50People in America have a weird...

01:52We have a weird thing with Canada.

01:53Yeah.

01:54Because we like the idea of it.

01:57Yeah.

01:59But it seems like you guys are looking down on us.

02:04No, no.

02:07I don't think so.

02:09What's so funny about it?

02:10It's a good geographical joke.

02:11I like geography.

02:12It's funny.

02:13C-U-M.

02:16Com.

02:16Canada, United States, Mexico.

02:20I never thought of it that way.

02:21The maple syrup.

02:22Yeah.

02:23Is that a tree's C-U-M?

02:25Sap.

02:26Sap.

02:27S-A-P.

02:28S-A-P, and then you turn sap into syrup.

02:31Poop or pee?

02:33Beefsteak.

02:35Poop.

02:37What's your favorite animal?

02:42To kill and eat.

02:43Probably a cow then.

02:46Steak's good.

02:47The cow is a diverse animal.

02:48It is.

02:49It's literally black and white.

02:50Yeah, yeah.

02:52Some people like you might prefer to drink the milk.

02:56I love milk.

02:57Some people like gloomy balls might prefer to eat the butt.

02:59Exactly.

03:00Yeah.

03:01Do you mind if I reference my notes?

03:02I would love to.

03:03Yeah.

03:04It says, there are so many fast casual spots.

03:10Yeah.

03:11But that's all it says.

03:12That's a good note.

03:13I'm happy for that.

03:15Why no fast fancy?

03:17Fast fancy?

03:18There's fast fancy.

03:19Where?

03:22I don't know.

03:23I'm sure there's a lot of fast fancies out there though.

03:25Name one.

03:28Name one woman.

03:35You know?

03:37Exactly.

03:37You know?

03:38Yeah.

03:39Lisa Kanemoto.

03:41There's one.

03:42Chinese.

03:45Japanese.

03:47Sashimi chefs.

03:50What are they?

03:51They cut fish.

03:53They cut the fish.

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