Sundae Conversation with Fireboy DML

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Caleb Pressley | Sundae Conversation

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00:00Straight from Nigeria, Africa.

00:03You're not an international superstar.

00:06You're a continental breakfast love bird.

00:10Fireboy, VML.

00:14Do you mind if I ask you a sensitive question?

00:17I don't mind.

00:18What is it like to be an African-American from Africa

00:24who really has no connections at all to America?

00:28First off, I am not African-American.

00:31I'm just African.

00:34And that's cool with us.

00:35Have you ever been to Lagos or anywhere in Africa?

00:37I have not been to Africa.

00:38What's the best part about it?

00:39Imagine New York on steroids.

00:42Small balls?

00:43No.

00:44What?

00:45Steroids?

00:46Tiny nuts?

00:48No.

00:49That's far away, isn't it?

00:50Well, yeah, it is.

00:52From here.

00:52I mean, even if you travel at the speed of sound, that's far.

00:55Yeah, hours.

00:56If I say something right now at the speed of sound,

01:00when will people be able to hear it?

01:02It will take about three days.

01:04Three days?

01:05Yeah, because you have to cross the Atlantic Ocean and all that.

01:08Yeah, it's crazy.

01:09So do you want to say something now to the people back home

01:12for them to hear in three days?

01:14Stream my new album, Adidamola.

01:15I love you.

01:16Is that true?

01:17Do you love them, or are you just

01:18saying that as a promotional tactic?

01:19Oh, I do.

01:19You're always promoting something.

01:21Aren't we all?

01:23Fireboy, DML's new book.

01:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:29What's it about?

01:32I don't know.

01:33It feels like a bad idea to even pronounce this word.

01:36Cuckold.

01:37How do you even have this book?

01:38We found it literally here in this house,

01:41and we thought maybe they were big fans of yours.

01:44It's not our house.

01:45It's not our house.

01:46That's true.

01:46It's really not our house.

01:47I'm curious.

01:48Looney Balls is rich, though, but it's not our house.

01:50So this is your house?

01:51No, it ain't my house.

01:52It's not our house.

01:52How many times do we have to say?

01:53It's not our house.

01:55Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by Pink Whitney?

01:58Let's hear it.

01:58This segment's called Rapid Fire.

02:01Rapid Fire.

02:02So you're going to be asking questions.

02:03I'm going to ask you questions.

02:04Rapid Fire.

02:05Boom, boom, boom.

02:06So what if I don't have an answer?

02:07You can just say that.

02:08Say, I don't have an answer.

02:09It will make you look bad, but you can say that.

02:12Let's go.

02:13Rapid Fire.

02:14Ready?

02:14Yeah.

02:15Does Glooney Balls look more like a Glyneth or a Glynnerd?

02:20Rapid Fire.

02:21Glynnerd, Glynnerd.

02:21What'd you say?

02:22Glynnerd.

02:22What'd you say?

02:23Glynnerd.

02:24Do you choose hotels by their height or width?

02:28Width.

02:29If Glooney Balls was a hotel, would you stay in him?

02:33No.

02:35And then the last one is, why do you talk so much trash

02:37about Taylor Swift and her fans?

02:39You don't like Taylor Swift and her fans?

02:43Taylor, I love you.

02:44This man is a liar.

02:47You trying to fight Travis Kelce?

02:49Yeah, that's not going to go well.

02:50Well, I think I stand a chance.

02:52Yes.

02:53I believe in you.

02:55You're a big fashion guy, aren't you?

02:57I try.

02:58What do you say to people who say you put the ass in fashion?

03:04Like, that guy looks like ass.

03:06I never look like ass when I go out in public.

03:08Explain us fashion.

03:09It's so complicated.

03:11I mean, fashion is relatively subjective to whoever.

03:14You know, this is a nice fit, you know?

03:17Yeah.

03:17I would like to get into fashion,

03:19but some of fashion just doesn't seem practical.

03:21Why?

03:22Why do you say so?

03:23Why bedazzle my anus if no one's ever going to see it?

03:29First off, is that something anyone has ever done before?

03:31You never see it.

03:32You never know.

03:34We just read these things in the new trends in magazines,

03:37and they tell you what they're going to do.

03:39No one ever, as ever, mentioned anything

03:42about a bedazzled anus.

03:44No one.

03:45It's in the records.

03:47How about this?

03:48Do you mind if we do a new segment presented

03:49by Pink Whitney?

03:50That's two segments now.

03:52OK.

03:52OK?

03:53Yeah, let's do it.

03:54You probably could tell the difference

03:55between linen, denim, and leather with your eyes closed.

03:59Is that true?

04:00If I feel it, yes.

04:01This segment's called With Your Eyes Closed.

04:04OK.

04:04I'm going to show a picture.

04:06Denim, leather, or linen.

04:10You have to have your eyes closed on our system,

04:12and you have to tell me which it is.

04:15How am I supposed to?

04:16Option one.

04:20Leather.

04:21Option two.

04:22Denim.

04:25Three.

04:27Denim.

04:33So did I guess them right?

04:35Can I see?

04:38Oh.

04:41Why do you have pictures of men all over your?

04:44Denim, linen, or leather.

04:46Women wear leather and denim.

04:48I didn't say I didn't.

04:51Do you mind if we do a new segment presented by?

04:53I don't mind.

04:53Your new game that you're promoting.

04:55Talk more about it.

04:56How to be a complete bitch.

04:58This is a game we came up with in 2009.

05:05And those are curtains?

05:07Now that you say it.

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