TBATS: Pennywise, hindi na mabenta naging Pennyless!

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Aired (November 3, 2024): Hindi na mabenta ngayong halloween si Pennywise kaya napilitan na 'tong mangutang kay Super Tekla!

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00:00How are you, my friend?

00:01I'm okay, my friend.

00:02Who are you tonight?

00:03I'm the nun who lives upstairs.

00:07Who are you?

00:08Nun of the above.

00:15And you, who are you?

00:16I'm the thief who can't be sold.

00:21So, what's your name?

00:22I'm Kulamburol.

00:27There are so many buzzers.

00:30Okay, speaking of Halloween,

00:32it's scary again.

00:34And of course, the Halloween costume party.

00:36We're going to change our costume tonight, my friend.

00:38Because of that, we're bringing back a tradition here in TIVA

00:41that was stopped because of the pandemic.

00:44Tonight, we're going to launch a global search.

00:47Are you excited?

00:48Yes, I'm excited.

00:49For the Undas TIVA.

00:50Not just for Halloween.

00:52You're so beautiful, my friend.

00:53If you're like that, you look like a fetus.

00:57Okay.

00:58Not just for Halloween,

01:00the candidates that we're looking for

01:01should be talented as well.

01:03They should be talented,

01:04just like our three finalists tonight.

01:06Oh, my.

01:07They're really funny.

01:10They're scary.

01:12And they're amazing with talent as well.

01:15They can do a lot.

01:16So, what are we waiting for, my friend?

01:18Let's get to know our TIVAs

01:20and our talented and beautiful candidates here.

01:26Undas TIVA!

01:30And when we get to know each candidate,

01:33we'll be able to see their transformation.

01:38We're different here, right?

01:40From being human to being a demon.

01:45Let's start with our first candidate, my friend.

01:48Yes, let's welcome Undas TIVA number one.

01:55Undas TIVA

02:20Undas TIVA number one is...

02:23Hi!

02:27And as you can see, ladies and gentlemen,

02:29he really did a workshop for his performance tonight.

02:32And he put all of his things

02:36in different places.

02:38That's why it's red.

02:45I am Prung Hilda Coronel.

02:50A hard-working street sweeper in the morning,

02:54and an impact in the night.

02:59Do you know what suits you best?

03:03What?

03:08Zombies.

03:10Why?

03:11Because you like chasing people.

03:16I don't like you.

03:20Thank you so much, Prung Hilda Coronel.

03:23And we know that you prepared this pageant.

03:29You're ready for the competition.

03:32And we're sure that Undas TIVA won't lose.

03:36Number two.

03:50Undas TIVA

04:03Our Undas TIVA number two

04:06is a former ballet dancer who lost

04:08and was depressed.

04:10He was depressed, that's why.

04:11That's why he's crying now.

04:14Hey!

04:15Hey!

04:16You scared me.

04:18I'm Redford White, Lady.

04:26You know, when I met you,

04:29I started to believe in ghosts.

04:32Why?

04:34Because of what you're saying.

04:36Because of what you're saying.

04:42You're so bitter.

04:47I want to bite him.

04:48Thank you so much.

04:50Thank you so much, Redford White, Lady.

04:53And this is what Undas TIVA wants to say.

04:56Go home, Coronel.

04:59A small and amazing Undas TIVA number three.

05:06Undas TIVA

05:33Undas TIVA number three.

05:35He's still the same as last time.

05:38There he is.

05:39He's so handsome.

05:41And you can see his shoes on his back.

05:44His clothes.

05:47He's so acting.

05:50Yes.

05:51He's so acting.

05:52He used to be a joker.

05:53Now, he's a joker.

05:56If Petty White is a classy and graceful clown,

06:03I'm the clown

06:06who doesn't have a backbone.

06:08That's why I'm being gossiped by the Marites.

06:12Why are you looking at me?

06:14At him.

06:18You know what?

06:20You know what?

06:24Who are you?

06:26My name is Penny Less.

06:31Penny Less.

06:33Why Penny Less?

06:34Because I don't have a backbone.

06:35I'm just saying.

06:36I thought you're noodles.

06:40You know what, guys?

06:41You know what, guys?

06:44Single people have a backbone.

06:49Why?

06:51Because the backbone has a date.

06:55But you don't.

06:58Why?

07:00Because you're single.

07:03There.

07:04Penny Less is our valedictorian.

07:08And because of that,

07:09Because of that,

07:10Because of that,

07:11let's talk to them one by one.

07:13Let's go.

07:14Let's start with Ondas Diva.

07:16Number one.

07:18One.

07:19Questo.

07:21Number one.

07:22There.

07:25Okay.

07:26Who's your inspiration for your costume?

07:29Ondas Diva number one.

07:31Which?

07:32Which?

07:33Which is?

07:34Where?

07:36Number one.

07:37One plus one.

07:38Roman de Roman.

07:39Oh.

07:41And how long did it take you to fix it?

07:43Because you did it so well.

07:45Correct.

07:46Two years.

07:47Two years.

07:48It took so long.

07:49Okay.

07:50But Ondas, what are your plans?

07:51Where do you want to visit?

07:54To the grave of the people who were hurt by us.

08:00Who's this?

08:01Name three.

08:03Three.

08:04Brian.

08:05Brian.

08:06Michael.

08:07Kevin.

08:08Kevin.

08:09Who's from Siargao?

08:10Kevin.

08:13Is he a foreigner?

08:14Yes.

08:16Who's Brian?

08:17Scottish.

08:18Scottish.

08:19Scottish.

08:20Yes.

08:21What's your first name?

08:23Canadian.

08:24Canadian.

08:25There.

08:26What's the status of your heart right now?

08:28Horror.

08:29Horror.

08:33Complicated.

08:34Don't worry.

08:36Correct.

08:37And we have a request from our audience.

08:39Can you laugh like a witch while you ride your Wally's?

08:45Go ahead.

08:47Poor Wally's.

08:51I'll laugh.

08:52Laugh.

08:55There.

09:01It's the same.

09:03There.

09:05In fairness.

09:06Thank you very much.

09:07Yes.

09:08There.

09:09Smell.

09:10Trash.

09:11Okay.

09:12We have here Sundas Diva No. 2.

09:14RIP for White Lady.

09:17Come in.

09:21Why is your name RIP for White Lady?

09:24Why not?

09:26I'm here to say hi to you.

09:29Then say hi.

09:30Hi.

09:31Wow.

09:33And who is your stylist for tonight?

09:37Redford White's mother.

09:40Who is Redford White's mother?

09:44Ford Pola.

09:47Redford Pola.

09:49Yes.

09:50Like soft drinks.

09:51And this is what we heard from my friend.

09:54Is it true that you had a fight with Bromhilda Coronel before this pageant started?

10:01All out Sunday.

10:03You didn't pay attention there?

10:06It's true.

10:09What's the reason you didn't pay attention?

10:12She's too beautiful.

10:16The truth? Why did you say that you're white?

10:19Yes.

10:20Because?

10:21Because, look at my makeup.

10:24It's also white.

10:25I don't have blood anymore. How can I think?

10:28There are a lot of questions from our friends on Facebook and YouTube.

10:34When do white ladies usually die?

10:39We don't die.

10:42No matter where we are.

10:44What do you call it?

10:47Alive lady?

10:49Yes.

10:52We don't die because we eat food that you don't know about.

10:57We don't know?

10:58Yes.

10:59Do you eat food?

11:00Yes.

11:01Roll up their food.

11:04Roll it up.

11:07So that he'll get tired.

11:11Yes.

11:12Do you eat poop?

11:19Yes.

11:20Yes?

11:21Yes.

11:22He can.

11:23He can.

11:24He eats poop.

11:27He eats poop.

11:28We don't choose.

11:30That's how white ladies are.

11:32To be a white lady, you don't have to be an artist.

11:35And as a white lady, who do you want to be your boyfriend?

11:40Pick one.

11:48I think Kapre.

11:50Bigger, better.

11:54And more delicious than?

11:56On the tree.

11:57On the tree.

11:58Don't die on the tree.

12:00Okay.

12:01So, Kapre.

12:02On Kapre.

12:03Okay.

12:04If you have a message for Kapre who's watching right now, what would you like to say?

12:09I'll go up for you.

12:12Just chill.

12:16Thank you very much.

12:17Red for white lady.

12:19Lady.

12:20Yes.

12:21For him.

12:22You're the history of white ladies.

12:24And love.

12:25Last but not the least.

12:28Number three.

12:30A woman.

12:31A small hair.

12:33But there's no room.

12:35Penelis.

12:37Hi.

12:38Hi, Penelis.

12:40How are you?

12:42How did you prepare our budget for tonight?

12:46I didn't prepare anything.

12:49The truth is, I'm a joker.

12:52Game, go.

12:53They're asking if it's true that if you blow the balloon and make a wish, it will come true.

13:02Is it true?

13:04It's true.

13:09I was surprised.

13:11What did you wish for?

13:12I wish I could walk.

13:14Will that come true, my friend?

13:16Of course not.

13:19And Tecla has a question for you.

13:20Okay.

13:22In the movie, Pennywise is looking for a child.

13:27What does Penelis do?

13:29He borrows.

13:30He borrows?

13:32Oh, so that means you don't have money.

13:36Am I right?

13:37I don't have money.

13:38Follow-up question.

13:39If you were given a chance to borrow money from an actress,

13:44this is serious,

13:46who would you borrow money from?

13:49I plan to borrow money from...

13:52Tecla.

13:54I also borrow money, friend.

13:56Why Tecla?

13:58Because I might have a baby.

14:02If Tecla is here in front of you,

14:05how will you borrow money from Tecla?

14:09Tecla.

14:10So, what is it, Penelis?

14:13Do I have to borrow money?

14:15How much?

14:16Just two quid.

14:17Two quid.

14:19When will you pay?

14:20In a week.

14:21In a week?

14:22Okay, I'll borrow money from you in a week.

14:24Why does it sound like it's happening for real?

14:27For the left.

14:28For the left.

14:29Okay.

14:30Thank you so much.

14:32Penelis.

14:33Penelis, I hope you succeed in everything your heart asks for.

14:37That's right.

14:38And your legs are sweating.

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