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TBATS: Shuvee Entrata, umamin na palihim pala itong lumalandi sa sementeryo!
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10/27/2024
Aired (October 27, 2024): Inamin ni Shuvee Entrata na tuwing araw ng mga patay ay hindi nito maiwasan mag-hunting ng mga pogi sa sementeryo
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00:00
Episode ng PUSUAN NAYON!
00:07
There!
00:08
Oh my, this is so exciting!
00:10
My friends, we have with us our searcher
00:13
who is looking for a date right now!
00:17
That's amazing!
00:19
But you know, young people these days
00:22
go to the cemeteries to pray, right?
00:26
But our searcher is so envious
00:29
that she wants to find someone to go with her.
00:33
Shuvie, before we introduce you,
00:35
my question to you is, do you do that too?
00:38
Sometimes, I do,
00:39
but I like to get candles from the cemeteries.
00:42
But of course, that adds to the crush.
00:45
You're cute, you should wear nice clothes.
00:47
There!
00:48
Why do we do that?
00:49
It's embarrassing to the dead.
00:50
Sometimes, you should wear white clothes
00:51
so that they can hide, right?
00:53
I do that too.
00:55
You're also wearing white.
00:56
I go there when it's not even noon,
00:59
not even daytime,
01:00
I go there early in the morning.
01:01
Oh, why?
01:03
I'll tell you more about it later.
01:05
You should try it.
01:06
It's like you're doing it differently.
01:07
It's like you're doing it differently.
01:08
It's like I know that.
01:09
Let's introduce you to our searcher.
01:13
Let's make this even longer.
01:15
Let's all welcome the beautiful and enchanting
01:18
Diwata!
01:22
Happy Diwata!
01:24
Hello!
01:26
Wow, Diwata!
01:29
Actually, I have a parisan.
01:31
Of course, we know that you have a parisan.
01:33
How are you?
01:34
After I graduated,
01:36
that's the first thing I did.
01:37
I opened a parisan.
01:39
And actually, I'll be opening here in GMA.
01:41
In GMA?
01:42
You have a parisan?
01:43
That's amazing!
01:44
Where will it be built?
01:45
On the 7th floor.
01:47
Right here in Miranding!
01:50
We'll be banking there.
01:52
When is the grand opening?
01:54
Tomorrow or the day after?
01:55
Tomorrow or the day after.
01:56
Let's guess.
01:58
So, let's start with the parisan.
02:00
We want to know, what are the qualities,
02:02
give us three qualities,
02:04
that you're looking for in someone you want to date.
02:09
Of course, he's kind.
02:10
Kind.
02:12
Second?
02:13
I like someone who smells good.
02:15
Smells good!
02:18
Third?
02:19
He's smart.
02:20
Smart!
02:22
This is a short mold.
02:23
This is what he likes.
02:24
The standard is a bit high.
02:26
He's smart.
02:28
Smart people are handsome.
02:30
But you're lucky,
02:31
because our kids are smart.
02:33
Let's look at it.
02:34
Look at it.
02:35
You can see it right away.
02:37
It's better if you go there, Shuvie.
02:39
Right away.
02:40
So, you'll know how smart they are.
02:44
Okay, Shuvie.
02:45
Since you're there,
02:47
I want to go there.
02:48
You put it there.
02:49
Yes, I want this job.
02:51
I want to do this.
02:52
They're trying to describe each other, my friend.
02:54
These are the qualities,
02:55
I'll start with number one.
02:58
He's kind of,
02:59
Oh my!
03:00
You'll be happy here.
03:02
Delicious.
03:03
Just kidding.
03:04
He's delicious.
03:05
He's delicious.
03:06
It's like he's good at cooking.
03:07
He's like that.
03:08
He's like that.
03:09
She knows.
03:10
It's like Shuvie's witchcraft.
03:12
No, he's handsome.
03:13
He's handsome.
03:14
But number two,
03:15
he's different.
03:17
He's more delicious.
03:18
What is it?
03:19
He's more delicious.
03:20
He's more delicious.
03:21
He's more delicious.
03:22
He's like,
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he's fleshy.
03:25
Fleshy.
03:26
Fleshy.
03:27
But the flesh is hard.
03:28
Yes.
03:29
Do you get it?
03:30
We have a question for you, Shuvie.
03:31
Yes.
03:32
This is number three.
03:33
He's like,
03:34
he's fond of snuffling.
03:35
He's fond of snuffling.
03:36
You'll see later,
03:37
what is it?
03:38
Diwata.
03:39
You know,
03:40
he's fond of snuffling.
03:41
I think he's fond of milk when he was a kid.
03:43
Oh, I wish.
03:44
He's like that.
03:46
You, Shuvie,
03:47
do you drink milk when you were a kid?
03:49
I don't anymore.
03:50
That's why I didn't grow up.
03:51
Now that you're old,
03:52
do you drink milk?
03:54
Chocolate.
03:55
Oh, chocolate.
03:57
Do you like milk?
03:59
If I love it.
04:02
Hey!
04:03
Milk is expensive now.
04:04
Don't do that.
04:06
It's expensive.
04:07
He's different.
04:08
I told you.
04:09
Wow, he's cleaning.
04:12
Shuvie, are you ready, boys?
04:13
Are you ready, boys?
04:14
Let's do an awu.
04:16
Awu!
04:17
I want it twice.
04:18
Awu!
04:19
Awu!
04:20
Awu!
04:21
Awu!
04:22
He's joining the fraternity.
04:26
Their mood is so deep.
04:28
Let's go, Shuvie.
04:29
Let's start with
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number one.
04:35
Please introduce yourself.
04:37
Hi, Diwata.
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Hi!
04:40
I'm Cowboy.
04:42
Oh, Cowboy.
04:43
Cowboy.
04:44
Cowboy.
04:45
And
04:46
Diwata,
04:47
I have a pick-up line for you.
04:49
Okay.
04:50
What is it?
04:51
Are you a cowboy?
04:52
Why?
04:53
Because
04:54
you're the only one
04:55
who's lacking
04:56
in my boyhood.
04:57
Oh!
05:00
Wow!
05:01
Cowboy!
05:02
We also have a pick-up line for you.
05:04
Okay.
05:05
Cowboy!
05:06
Yes, ma'am?
05:07
I hope we're your cowgirl.
05:10
Why?
05:11
So we can have a cow-cow.
05:15
Oh!
05:17
Here's Hong.
05:18
Number two.
05:20
Hi, Diwata.
05:21
I'm Ken.
05:22
I feel like you're the Barbie
05:23
that I've been looking for.
05:25
Hi, Barbie doll.
05:27
Why?
05:29
Pick-up lines, right?
05:30
Yes.
05:31
Is that okay?
05:32
Yes.
05:33
Pick-up lines.
05:35
Oh, he forgot.
05:36
We thought that was a pick-up line.
05:38
He forgot.
05:39
Sorry, I can't think of anything but you.
05:41
Oh!
05:42
Oh!
05:44
I didn't expect that.
05:45
Wow!
05:47
You're so good.
05:50
I was so scared that you forgot.
05:51
Diwata was impressed.
05:53
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
05:54
Wow!
05:57
I like how he's thinking
05:58
even though you can't see him.
05:59
Who are you?
06:00
Here's Hong.
06:01
Number three.
06:05
Hi, Diwata.
06:07
Hi.
06:08
I'm Edward.
06:10
I have a pick-up line for you.
06:12
What is it?
06:13
I feel like you're also a vampire.
06:16
Hey!
06:17
Huh? Why?
06:18
Because when you're close to me
06:20
or I'm close to you,
06:22
my heart beats fast.
06:28
Oh!
06:29
You thought that was a pick-up line?
06:31
Oh!
06:32
Ian is making a video.
06:33
You thought that was a pick-up line?
06:36
Yes, I was nervous about you.
06:38
But,
06:39
I was nervous too.
06:40
Did Diwata make you nervous?
06:42
Yes, he did.
06:43
He's really different from number two.
06:46
You'll see him later
06:48
when you see each other.
06:50
There.
06:51
It's beating fast.
06:52
But, thank you, Shuvie.
07:10
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