00:00God, does anybody know what do not disturb means?
00:04Okay, good.
00:07You're all here.
00:08You can ignore the group text.
00:09We totally did.
00:11Alright, now I need you to be honest with me.
00:13This is not helpful if you're not honest.
00:16Have I wasted my life?
00:19Wasted?
00:20Dave, you have a wife and child.
00:23Gosh, you sound just like Gemma.
00:25Now, look at this.
00:27I made this list 20 years ago.
00:29It has all of my life goals.
00:31Oh, damn, he's about to read it.
00:35I am 42 years old and I have only seen two geysers,
00:39one of which was Old Faithful.
00:41And that's just a gimme.
00:43Well, Dave, you know what they say.
00:45You can't compare yourself to people who've seen more geysers than you.
00:51If only it was just the geysers.
00:54I've never ridden in a sidecar.
00:56I never got my Frasier reboot off the ground.
00:58And I have never once partied like a rock star.
01:03I think they did a Frasier reboot.
01:05Huh, I know.
01:06And it was magnificent.
01:08Alright, you know what?
01:10Dave, calm down.
01:11You're bringing down the vibe in my hotel room.
01:13It is not your hotel room.
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