00:00I'm such a big fan of Mahan Singh Dhoni
00:02Come here, listen to me
00:04I'm such a big fan of Mahan Singh Dhoni
00:06I'll rip your chest open and show you a dhoni photo
00:09I know how big of a fan you are
00:11Don't think I'm small, we've come together
00:13Tell me the truth
00:15We went to the stadium
00:16I was sitting on the front seat, going to play
00:18I asked him to stop here
00:20He said no
00:21I asked him to come here
00:23He came
00:24I asked him to give me an autograph
00:2620
00:27I asked him to click a photo
00:29Click?
00:30Tell me the truth
00:32I'm telling you the truth
00:34You're half of a team
00:36And he's making you the whole team
00:38Look here, listen to me
00:41First of all, I'm not able to breathe
00:42I'm sweating, my body is dirty
00:44You're sitting in front of me to annoy me
00:46And the transformer hasn't been fixed yet
00:48He's gone to fix it with a ladder
00:51I don't care what he says
00:53Don't do us any favors
00:55And make us sit here
00:58Solar
00:59Don't worry, it'll be fixed
01:02Brother
01:03Yes
01:04The bat people play in cricket is very heavy, right?
01:07Forget about the bat
01:09You talk about the ball
01:11If you try to pick it up with your hand, it'll break
01:14It's so heavy, do you know cylinder?
01:17Huh?
01:18The ball is 3 times heavier than a cylinder
01:20It's as heavy as a foam ball
01:25What did you say?
01:263 times?
01:28Yes, 3 times heavier than a cylinder
01:30Is it full or empty?
01:32It's a full cylinder
01:35It's not that heavy
01:37Have you ever been to a stadium?
01:38No, I don't have any interest
01:40Have you ever walked?
01:41And when the ball comes towards you
01:43Move your head forward
01:44Then you'll know how heavy it is
01:46And how light it isn't
01:48Then the ball will come out of my head
01:50No, it won't come out
01:51It'll get blasted
01:53Brother, tell me the truth
01:55Tell me the truth
01:56No, I won't
01:57Have you ever been to a stadium?
01:59You don't have to go
02:00You're more of a match ghost
02:01You go
02:03Match ghost?
02:06Do you know what a match ghost is?
02:08What is it, brother?
02:10The day Mumbai Indians lose
02:13Yes
02:14The ball goes from one side to the other at 3.33
02:17Huh?
02:18The umpire is seen dancing
02:25What is it?
02:26The umpire is asking you to come and cook
02:29Cook?
02:30I mean, eat
02:32There's no difference between eating and cooking
02:34Hurry up, you're making me eat
02:38He's calling
02:39Wait a minute, I'm coming
02:41Your mom doesn't cook anything
02:44Because I'm too lazy to eat
02:47Brother
02:49Yes
02:50Who was that player who wore a lungi on his head?
02:53He wore a lungi?
02:55Isn't there someone who wears a lungi on his head?
02:59I don't understand what you're saying
03:01The one who hits sixes while standing
03:04Who hits sixes while lying down?
03:05Everyone hits sixes while standing
03:07He's the one who hits sixes while lying down
03:09No, there are some people whose life is spent hitting sixes
03:14But he hits sixes while standing
03:16Are you talking about Gale?
03:18Yes, that one
03:19What's his name?
03:20Gale
03:21He wears a lungi
03:22Yes
03:23Doesn't he wear a lungi?
03:25He's wearing a lungi
03:27He's wearing a lungi
03:29That's his style
03:31I'm very upset with his style
03:34My daughter was watching me yesterday
03:36She was hitting sixes while standing
03:39She said, dad
03:40I said, yes
03:41She said, next time when you get your hair cut
03:44Get it done with sixes while standing
03:46She got angry
03:49Tell your daughter to find a hairstyle for her
03:53She's roaming around like a beggar
03:56Tell me something
03:57Ask
03:58You don't even have a secret in this heat
04:00You don't understand such good IPL talks
04:04I don't understand IPL
04:07Then run away
04:08I don't understand IPL
04:09Where are you sitting?
04:10I'm sitting on your chest
04:14You're cheating
04:15Then sit on my chest
04:17Sit
04:18Why are you worried?
04:19There will be a time
04:20When there will only be IPL talks
04:22There won't be anything else
04:23If that's the case, then there won't be IPL talks
04:26Here, I'll sing a song
04:29ABCDEFG
04:32At that time, Panditji came out
04:35I had kept half somewhere
04:37Give it to me
04:39Here, take this
04:40At that time, Panditji came out
04:44Stop this nonsense
04:50Seems like the lights are about to come
04:56Start the motor
05:01Start the motor
05:02Start the motor, cooler, AC, everything
05:04Just don't turn on the TV
05:06Why are you hitting me?
05:07Turn on the TV
05:08Look at the score
05:10Look at him, he's leaving
05:14ABCDEFG
05:20At that time, Panditji came out
05:24Panditji's wife is a liar
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