00:00What do you think, how long will this lockdown go on?
00:03Do I have Modi written on my head?
00:05Huh?
00:06Do I have Modi written on my head?
00:08Even the real Modi has never written Modi.
00:11So what are you trying to say? I am Modi?
00:12No, so what are you trying to say?
00:13Everyone's head is writing everyone's name.
00:17Okay, I am Modi.
00:19I am Modi.
00:20I am Modi.
00:20The lockdown will go on for the rest of my life.
00:21Go.
00:22Let's go.
00:24You have pissed me off.
00:26What happened? Why are you pissed off?
00:30Why are you wearing a bandage?
00:31Where did you hit your head?
00:33Huh?
00:36Why are you wearing a bandage?
00:38Where did you hit your head, you human being?
00:47I was cutting my hair and a scissor went in.
00:51You are making it sound so funny.
00:54Did you get a hole in your head?
00:55No, I didn't get a hole in my head.
00:56I was cutting my hair and a scissor went in.
01:00I was cutting my hair and a scissor went in.
01:05You should also dig a well.
01:07No, I won't.
01:09I don't want Amrit to go to a shop again and again.
01:11Amrit hits me a lot.
01:13You should keep watching that farm.
01:15Huh?
01:18You should put some oil in your ear and put it on fire.
01:21You should put some oil in your ear and put it on fire.
01:25You are talking so softly.
01:27I didn't hear you.
01:29I am the one who is on fire.
01:31I am a shopkeeper.
01:33All the customers have taken a loan.
01:35I am not able to repay the loan.
01:37I don't know when I will get the money.
01:41I should have used the same trick
01:43that I used to do.
01:46Don't give me knowledge. Give me sympathy.
01:48Download OKCREDIT.
01:49It's a digital account.
01:51Put your account in it.
01:53Send a message to everyone with their mobile number.
01:55What will happen with that?
01:56Everyone will give me money.
02:01They won't give you money.
02:02They will send you money online.
02:05Because the message will have an online payment link.
02:09No one needs to come to the shop.
02:10You don't need to go to any house.
02:12There is a safe payment in this.
02:15So download OKCREDIT.
02:17It's a download made in India app.
02:18Then it's a good thing.
02:21How are you Mogli?
02:24Why are you calling me Mogli?
02:26Mogli is the one who talks to animals.
02:33You proved that I am an animal.
02:41I will kill you.
02:48It was a joke. Don't be angry.
02:51When someone is angry,
02:53you shouldn't tell him not to be angry.
02:55If you are angry,
02:57set the neighborhood on fire.
02:59Break my skull.
03:00Go and dance naked.
03:04You shouldn't do that.
03:08Why are you crying?
03:09If you remove your shoes like this,
03:11your entire face will be sanitized.
03:13Let it be.
03:14It's a pandemic.
03:16Pandemic?
03:18It's a global pandemic.
03:22Is this a hospital?
03:24No, uncle. It's a house.
03:28The whole world is crying.
03:29They want to laugh.
03:32Everyone is dying.
03:33Laugh, man.
03:36You won't agree, will you?
03:38I am a big joker.
03:41I won't agree.
03:43I will make Hastinapur out of you.
03:45But I won't agree.
03:47God forbid, you fall on your head.
03:50Ulka Pind is not a stone that will fall on your head.
03:56Ulka Pind is very big.
03:58It's as big as a house.
04:01No, it's bigger than the whole neighborhood.
04:03The universe is as big as it is.
04:06The universe is not as big as it is.
04:08It is.
04:10Did you go to see it?
04:11Yes, I did.
04:12When did you go?
04:13Day before yesterday.
04:15You went during the lockdown?
04:16Yes, I went during the lockdown.
04:17I was close by.
04:20Okay.
04:21Next time, hang a hookah with me.
04:22Jack, where are you getting ready?
04:25I am thinking of going to the universe.
04:27I will wander around with them.
04:29No, no. It's a great plan.
04:31I have already told you.
04:32The ticket is expensive.
04:34But the government has done a great job.
04:36It will be fun.
04:41Don't sit here.
04:43I have to give a speech here.
04:46Did you find out what happened at Monu's house?
04:48What happened?
04:49There was a huge fight.
04:51Monu was about to hit his wife.
04:53So?
04:54So, Monu's wife hit him.
04:57And he fell on the floor.
05:00Really?
05:01What's so good about it?
05:03Your wife hit you and fell on the floor.
05:05You will like it.
05:07Yes, I will like it.
05:09I got my wife first.
05:11I am ready to get hit.
05:15I am feeling shy.
05:19Are there such people in the locality?
05:22And then there were such noises coming from his house.
05:27Aren't you feeling shy to give a speech at someone else's house?
05:30Why would I feel shy?
05:31I have come here to give a speech at someone else's house.
05:34I have not come here to give a speech at someone else's house.
05:39What an answer, my friend.
05:42My friend,
05:44such a person should have been hit like this.
05:47Son, you keep quiet.
05:49I will hit you in such a way that you will fly out of the earth.
05:54Which velocity?
05:56What if I knew this much?
05:59Okay.
06:01What?
06:03What if I knew this much?
06:07I will take off my shoes and hit you.
06:10You will be completely sanitized.
06:13There is no stone or anything.
06:15Manoj, there is a stick next to you.
06:17What?
06:19What did you say?
06:22There is a stick next to you.
06:24Hey!
06:26Okay, credit.
06:28There is a stick next to you.
06:30Be dependent on it.
06:37I know that if you laugh, you don't laugh.
06:42It may rain, but sometimes it does burst.
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