00:00What do I tell you brother, it's all God's work.
00:05I used to earn, I used to smoke, I had a brother, I had a sister-in-law, I had a niece.
00:10What will you be?
00:12All your studies will stop.
00:15Don't I earn?
00:17You're talking as if we're going to beg when he dies.
00:21My studies will stop, how will I eat and drink?
00:24I earn!
00:25But still, you used to earn.
00:27I used to earn!
00:28I used to earn, I used to smoke, everything was fine.
00:31But three years ago, you took five thousand rupees from me,
00:34and you didn't even have the right to give me that.
00:36What did you earn?
00:38So you're here to take your five thousand rupees?
00:40I'm not here to take money, I'm here to tell you something.
00:42I'm not a beggar.
00:43Then shut up, you're not a beggar!
00:45You've been messing with my mind for so long!
00:47I'm here to tell you something.
00:48Brother, where do I have to take off my shoes and slippers?
00:52You have to take them off where the dung is.
00:54Where's the dung?
00:56Huh?
00:57It's right there, go there.
00:59Until you finish the dung, you're not a beggar.
01:04His shoes and slippers are everywhere.
01:10What happened to you?
01:12Why did you start drinking again?
01:16Slippers!
01:18What happened, sister-in-law?
01:20Brother, whenever he used to come from the office,
01:23he used to tell me,
01:25sister-in-law, your shoes and slippers are gone.
01:27Please go away.
01:30Now my shoes and slippers are gone,
01:32there's no one left to go.
01:34I'll go away with your shoes and slippers.
01:36Shut your mouth.
01:40And let me tell you one thing, listen carefully.
01:43Let me live in peace for a little while.
01:46Let me have a good time.
01:50Go ahead, have a good time.
01:54Go ahead, have a good time.
01:57Go ahead, have a good time.
01:59Go ahead, have a good time.
02:01Go ahead, have a good time.
02:13Go dear, Mantu is here.
02:15Open the door, I'm making tea.
02:19Who's Mantu, brother?
02:21Huh?
02:23Who's Mantu?
02:24He's the one whose picture I've put up, who's Mantu?
02:26And how did he come here, ask him.
02:28He'll tell you, the queen is sitting here.
02:30Why, Maya, if one person dies,
02:32ten people are caught from behind.
02:35Mantu is here, Mantu is here.
02:37By the way, how did you die?
02:39I banged my head.
02:41Huh?
02:42I banged my head.
02:44You died because you banged your head?
02:46I've banged my head three times.
02:48I didn't die once,
02:49I've banged my head twice.
02:51You're a delicate man.
02:55That's why they say,
02:57a bull and a cow should stay away from each other.
02:59Did the cow kill you?
03:01The bull killed me, the cow didn't kill me.
03:03A cow is straight.
03:05No brother, a cow is not straight.
03:07I've been trapped once.
03:09I fell down once,
03:11and I fell down again.
03:13Okay then, forgive me.
03:14A cow is not straight.
03:15No, but the thing is...
03:17I don't care if a cow is straight or not.
03:19I don't care if a cow is straight or not.
03:21The one who died took my money.
03:25This is how you die.
03:27This is how you become a ghost.
03:29This is how you become a ghost.
03:35Aunty.
03:37Bring food.
03:39What is it, dear?
03:41Why are you in such a hurry?
03:43Wait, Mantu.
03:45I'll bring food.
03:49Listen, Mantu.
03:51Eat, sing and dance with them.
03:53But don't make noise.
03:55Brothers are humans.
03:57They stop tears.
03:59Women can't stop tears.
04:01I don't have a problem with their tears.
04:03I have a problem with their noise.
04:05I don't know why they cry.
04:11Okay, I won't cry.
04:13Bring water, dear.
04:15I won't.
04:17Go and bring water.
04:19Go and die.
04:23Brother.
04:25What is it?
04:27I am asking you to keep these shoes on your head.
04:29On my head.
04:31Bring all the shoes in the world.
04:33Put them on my head.
04:37No, I am asking you to clean the shoes.
04:39Where do I have to clean?
04:41Are you telling me on my head?
04:45Today's program is happening on my head.
04:47On my head?
04:49Go and clean the shoes.
04:51What are you saying?
04:53I have been watching you since yesterday.
04:55Leave it.
04:57Let bygones be bygones.
04:59We will write a new story in a new era.
05:01We are Indians.
05:03Ill-mannered.
05:05You don't have any shame.
05:07You start saying anything.
05:09Pakistani.
05:11Nepali.
05:13Bangladeshi.
05:15Sri Lankan.
05:17American.
05:19English.
05:21New Zealand.
05:23Keep quiet.
05:25You are making a joke out of everything.
05:27It's time to wash the dishes.
05:31No one has brought a single rupee.
05:33Why? Have you come to give money?
05:35Okay, shout.
05:37Let the soul rest in peace.
05:39He was a good man.
05:41He was not a bad man.
05:43You are making a joke out of everything.
05:45Look here.
05:47No matter how much you say he was a good man.
05:49He was a good man.
05:51But you ask my heart.
05:53I have 5,000 rupees.
05:57You have 5,000 rupees.
05:59I will show you.
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