00:00Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away, this once charming land, now fallen under a layer of filth.
00:11A task befitting a knight in shining armor. One who must wield a power washer.
00:18A hero who could wash it all down with a swish of high pressure water.
00:21Power strong enough to restore this swamp to, well, just the right amount of mud.
00:26Like onions, dirt has layers. And boy, this particular brew of filth is potent enough to rival even the fairy godmother's strongest concoctions.
00:35With a sprinkle of soap, a touch of elbow grease and a large dose of dings, soon these enchanting lands will be as spotless as a magic mirror.
00:43It is said the washer's dings will echo throughout Dunlop, and the sounds will be sweeter than true love's kiss.
00:51Arise, washer. Go forth and conquer grime. Live happily ever after with the new Shrek Special Pack for Power Wash Simulator.
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