00:009-1-1, what's your emergency?
00:03I'm sorry?
00:05Give me the phone, Marcy.
00:07Yeah, my friend just did pretty much the dumbest thing ever.
00:10How'd this happen?
00:11We have this TikTok account, Girls Who Give a Folk.
00:14We're in a folk band.
00:15Marcy thought we could get new followers with the Fit It In Your Mouth Challenge.
00:19Because that always ends well.
00:20How bad is it?
00:21It's pretty bad.
00:24Marcy!
00:30Hi, okay, DK, take your vitals.
00:32Copy.
00:33Marcy, I'm Tommy, and we're going to take a good look at you, alright?
00:36How are you feeling?
00:42She says it hurts like hell.
00:44Well, yeah, I can see why. That's in there pretty good.
00:50She doesn't understand how she could get it in but not out.
00:53Well, that's Urgent Care 101.
00:54It's a lot easier to shove something in than it is to pull it out.
00:57The tissue in your cheeks is already starting to swell.
01:00And, DK, what are the numbers?
01:02O2 and BP are good, but her heart rate's pushing 120, Kev.
01:05Alright, that must be because of the stress.
01:07It's okay, we're going to pack you up and take you to the hospital.
01:11She wants to know if there's anything you can do here.
01:13We don't have insurance. We can't afford an ambulance or a hospital stay.
01:18Okay, Nancy, yeah, get me pliers and a lot of petroleum jelly.
01:23Copy.
01:27Alright, Kev, she's all lubed up.
01:29Alright, I need you to try not to move.
01:32DK, make sure you hold her still.
01:34Yeah, Kev.
01:37Alright, here we go.
01:40Dude, are you live streaming this?
01:42It just seems a waste not to.
01:44No, you know what? It's alright.
01:46Let this be a lesson to all of your followers, well, all eight of them.
01:50Yeah.
01:52That this is what TikTok challenges do to people.
01:56They put you in compromising positions.
02:00Make you act foolish in front of people that you love.
02:04Tell you that they love you back.
02:05But you just take it from me.
02:07TikTok will ruin your...
02:12...dang life.
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