Ицата и Пецата - Yalla в нас да гледаме ТВ, ма! (студентите) - video Dailymotion

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00:00And now, a new initiative.

00:14Collect 5 capsules of beer, 3 bottles of mineral water, 15 cigarettes, 20 chocolate bars, 20 empty plastic cups and...

00:23In general, there are many types of capsules.

00:26But there is one type of capsules that is not sorted.

00:29These are the capsules of the students Itsa and Petsa.

00:33Watch their new adventures.

00:35And now, Kazi Petsa.

00:56From today, I declare war on alcohol.

01:03I will destroy it wherever I see it.

01:08Now that I look at you, the battle with alcohol has already begun.

01:14The fight is mercilessly cruel, light.

01:19I even had a terrible seizure with the law.

01:23Didn't they arrest you from the police?

01:26No, it's worse.

01:28I had a seizure with the law for the Earth's attraction.

01:34Oh my, oh my, oh my.

01:37Sit down, Miliček.

01:39I'm going to buy the book, How to Become a Millionaire.

01:43Yes, yes, yes.

01:45Here, look.

01:50How do you look?

01:51Wait, wait, wait.

01:52What?

01:53This book, the half of the pages, it's brilliant.

01:57It's nothing, Petsa.

01:58I'm half a million, I agree.

02:06You're trying to get rid of your socks so they won't stop me from sleeping.

02:11Why?

02:12They don't shrink anymore when they're wet.

02:17They don't shrink, but they're starting to shine in the dark.

02:25Read, man.

02:27Read, learn about the correction.

02:30We'll get there with this correction session.

02:34Let's make a correction coupon.

02:37Petsa.

02:38Yes.

02:39No more coupons at home.

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03:11Itzan, our neighbors left them for a correction session.

03:18I know, and I suppose one of them just let the professor go.

03:23Why did he leave them?

03:25Because he wanted to repeat them, but since he couldn't, he went to the bathroom.

03:33Itzan, I'll tell you something.

03:37Those neighbors are very simple.

03:41One day, I called this chick again.

03:45I said, come with us to watch TV.

03:49She said, yes.

03:52What TV?

03:54We don't have a TV.

03:58What TV?

04:00We don't have a TV.

04:03I don't get it.

04:05They're so simple.

04:07How does she know we don't have a TV?

04:11I told her to watch TV.

04:15I watch a lot of TV.

04:18She doesn't take anything.

04:20She just walks past me.

04:22She likes us to walk in a geometric progression.

04:27What kind of progression?

04:30A progression in which each member is twice as big as the previous one.

04:37Come on.

Ицата и Пецата - Yalla в нас да гледаме ТВ, ма! (студентите)

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