‘Old Dry Keith’: British man makes ‘bland sandwiches’ in Chinese social media video

‘Old Dry Keith’: British man makes 'bland sandwiches' in Chinese social media video. Source: Douyin

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00:00I'm going to start making his lunch.

00:06Cut two slices of bread.

00:12Cut two slices of bread.

00:18Butter.

00:20What are you making for your lunch?

00:24I'm making my lunch with ham and tomato.

00:30You have tomato?

00:32Tomato.

00:36Ham and tomato sandwich.

00:44This is the last piece?

00:46Last piece of ham.

00:50The last piece of ham.

00:54He wants to eat the ham.

00:56He wants to eat the ham.

00:58What does he want?

01:00He wants to eat the ham.

01:02He eats it every day.

01:08Slice the tomato.

01:10Slice the tomato.

01:12Tomato.

01:16Slice the tomato.

01:18Slice the tomato.

01:28Slice the tomato.

01:30Slice the tomato.

01:32Slice the tomato.

01:38Make a plate.

01:40Make a plate.

01:42Lunch is ready.

01:44Lunch is ready.

01:46Too small.