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00:00Speak in a foreign language
00:10Can you speak in a foreign language?
00:15Yes.
00:16Yes.
00:17Can you speak in a foreign language?
00:22Yes.
00:23What's going on, Dad?
00:24Where's Mahi?
00:25What's going on?
00:26I'm asking you, where's Mahi?
00:27Mahi has gone shopping with her husband.
00:29She hasn't gone with her husband.
00:30She's going out with our son-in-law.
00:32Oh, for God's sake, Dad.
00:33If you're going to send a tenant, I'll do it.
00:35You're the son of a prostitute.
00:37She's sleeping inside.
00:38My eyes are blind.
00:40I can't see.
00:41I've seen it with my own eyes.
00:42They were staring at each other.
00:44Oh, Dad.
00:45What's going on?
00:46You're talking nonsense.
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01:58What is it?
01:59What is it you are talking about?
02:00What is it you are saying?
02:01What seriously?
02:02What?
02:03What?
02:04What?
02:05What did you promise me?
02:06What?
02:07What did you promise me?
02:08Where were you when you said that?
02:09This girl doesn't work on you
02:10and how !
02:11Mom.
02:12Clone she hasn't.
02:13She wouldn't even let me do it on her own.
02:14Of damn!
02:15When a little girl moves her hands
02:16she says have no cheek to block it.
02:17You can do that while there's the other one.
02:18Hey, I've counted the number of planes and passengers.
02:22Still, there's a difference of 5-7.
02:24They've gone to do business.
02:26You dirty kid.
02:27Don't make fun of me.
02:28Hello, everybody.
02:31Where are you from?
02:33From the shopping cart.
02:33With whom?
02:35With my husband.
02:36Did you hear that?
02:36You'll never be able to repay your father's debt of 4500.
02:39Dad, if you say so.
02:41Bheem, you go upstairs.
02:42Sorry for the inconvenience.
02:43Sorry for the inconvenience.
03:13Why don't you show some manners?
03:16Before your manners cross the threshold of my house..
03:20..tell me as a son of a man, where are you from?
03:22I'm from here.
03:23I didn't ask for direction.
03:25I asked for the direction.
03:26What's going on?
03:27What's going on?
03:28I've come to shop for my wife.
03:31Did I do anything wrong?
03:32When did your wife come?
03:33She came before the rest of us.
03:34And now you're here.
03:36Ladies first.
03:38As it is, the tyre of the motorcycle got punctured.
03:40I had sent my wife first.
03:41Really?
03:42And your wife came in a single tyre?
03:45They ride in a rickshaw in the city.
03:47Tell me.
03:47I'll make my delicate, beautiful wife stand on a cannon.
03:52Which is your father's cannon that he fires at 9 o'clock at night?
03:56Actually, uncle, when I..
03:59When I..
04:00Speak loudly.
04:03When I..
04:04I told you, I don't need to speak loudly.
04:06Don't talk to me like that.
04:09When I..
04:11I'll stop right here. I'm not going to let you go there.
04:14Hey, are you trying to irritate your son-in-law..
04:16..or are you trying to argue with me?
04:18When I'm hungry for food..
04:20..then I don't feel like talking to you.
04:24Go and serve the food first. I'm getting late.
04:26I'll feed you food here today.
04:28The food is already cooked here.
04:30And you come to our Gurudwara?
04:32Answer my questions as a son of a man.
04:35Why don't you make a bowl here?
04:37Whoever comes, ask him the question first.
04:39Where did you come from? Why did you come?
04:40What's the matter? Where are you going?
04:42That's a great question.
04:43If you don't mind, why don't you pay us the rent?
04:45Why don't you leave our stuff outside?
04:48You're great.
04:50You can file a case against me tomorrow..
04:52..that the advocates have thrown us out a month ago.
04:55Hello, Mr. Amir.
04:57Let's talk here.
04:58Goldie, I'm getting late in this house.
05:02How many times do I have to wear this?
05:04You have a broken leg. How else will you wear it?
05:06Do I have to wear a broken leg?
05:09Why don't you pay us the rent?
05:11I'm the one who has to pay the rent.
05:12I came back after five minutes of the funeral.
05:14How can I get a flat tire in five minutes?
05:16The air in five minutes is so fresh.
05:18He has driven me crazy.
05:20Give me a cup of tea.
05:34Where were you?
05:36I told you.
05:37I had to go to school at night.
05:39I was so scared.
05:41Did you forget?
05:44Why are you looking at me as if you don't recognize me?
05:47What happened today?
05:48Nothing happened.
05:49You can go.
05:50Do your work for me.
05:51Very good.
05:53I don't know what's wrong with all of them.
06:01One goes and another one goes.
06:04Why do they go home?
06:08We are safe.
06:09Listen.
06:10What kind of a priest are you?
06:12You don't do as much investigation and immigration as he does.
06:16You idiot.
06:17You are so smart.
06:19You don't know how to do anything.
06:20Get lost.
06:22You have crossed the limit.
06:24Why don't you get a job in a school?
06:26You can earn a living.
06:28Why are you here?
06:30I'm hungry.
06:31You are hungry?
06:33Get lost.
06:35I told you to go to the market.
06:37You didn't listen to me.
06:39You were alone.
06:40You didn't run away.
06:42If I give you a chance, you won't get a market.
06:45Who is it?
06:47Gorilla. I mean cat.
07:05Hail Lord Hanuman.
07:09Hail Lord Hanuman.
07:12The first leg...
07:15...goes to the moon.
07:20The last leg...
07:23...goes to the stars.
07:27There's a girl here again.
07:29How did she come here?
07:31I think I'll have to climb up and find out.
07:35Ah!
07:37Ah!
07:39Ah!
07:45Ah!
07:46You are not going to sacrifice any human being.
07:48Son, I didn't go anywhere.
07:50I just gave you away.
07:52What does the girl do here then?
07:53She's a pauper.
07:55You are a beggar?
07:56You don't even listen to me.
07:57I told you there was a girl here before my wife.
07:59Mania is your son, but I'm not that crazy, either.
08:01Shut up.
08:02Speak softly, little brother. I was just...
08:05What?
08:06Now you know why I was drinking Dal Chikkiho.
08:09You dirty rascal. You're always talking nonsense.
08:12I was drinking Dal Chikkiho because my brain was dry.
08:16Why did you have to drink it in the morning?
08:18You...
08:19Daljeet, you're here?
08:20I see.
08:22That's why I was telling you to go to sleep.
08:25Daljeet, you're misunderstanding.
08:26I didn't bring this girl here.
08:27Daddy brought her here.
08:29He brought her here yesterday.
08:30Well done. Well done.
08:32What can I do with my father's name, Roshan?
08:34Instead, he's defaming me.
08:36Daljeet, I come here every day. How can I leave?
08:39Why are you looking at me?
08:41I've come here so many times.
08:43I just can't get rid of you.
08:44I'll spend the night at the circus.
08:46What are you staring at?
08:48Get down, pat your mother on the back and hide in the store.
09:02Preet! Preet, listen to me.
09:05I wake up at 1.30 a.m.
09:07I wake up at 7 a.m. and I'm already tired.
09:09What's wrong with him?
09:10Why don't you stand up and talk to me?
09:12I want to see the boy.
09:13Hello. Which boy do you want to see?
09:15What do you think?
09:16He's a loser. Happy.
09:18Oh, hello.
09:20Who's this happy boy that you brought here to make us sad?
09:23Happy. Loser.
09:25He must be making fun of you.
09:27I'm not making fun of you.
09:29Why are you flying around?
09:31We're building a helicopter factory here.
09:34Get lost.
09:35That's not true.
09:36We love you.
09:38If you marry someone else,
09:40I'll put a banana on my body and come under your car.
09:44I'll die, but no one will be able to escape.
09:46I'll find out when you get caught.
09:49I don't understand.
09:51Why are you running after me?
09:53I don't want to run away.
09:54I'm hungry.
09:55You don't listen to me.
09:56Hello. Listen to me.
09:58This is not fair.
10:00I request you. Don't do this to the boy.
10:03I've put a ringtone on my phone
10:05that has your name on it.
10:06I've fallen in love with you.
10:09Honey, don't sing. Please.
10:12I swear I'll never sing again.
10:16Just don't do this to the boy.
10:17I'll remain single all my life.
10:19You didn't even talk to me for a year.
10:21Parents are old.
10:24How long can they stay single?
10:26They can wait for a few years.
10:27Honey, listen to me carefully.
10:30I won't get married without my parents' consent.
10:32If you truly love me,
10:34come and meet my parents with your dad.
10:37Otherwise, come and meet me sometimes.
10:40How many times do I have to tell you?
10:45I'll teach your son a lesson
10:48on the road to Jalandhar.
10:52I'll have to make some arrangements for you in Jalandhar.
10:56That's all I had to say.
10:58Are you done?
11:01Tell me the truth.
11:03Do I look crazy?
11:06You do look crazy, but you don't look crazy.
11:09You've made it clear that I don't look crazy.
11:13I've made it clear.
11:14Now get up and tell the girls about my wedding.
11:17What did you tell them?
11:18What do you think of the boy?
11:19He's been after me for a long time.
11:22No. What does he earn?
11:24He earns more than the police station.
11:26He's my returnee.
11:27Police station?
11:28He's in the police station.
11:30He's doing all this for himself.
11:32You're not set yet.
11:33You'll upset your father now.
11:37By the way, don't tell anyone that I'm responsible for this.
11:40Don't make a big deal out of it.
11:44I took the girl with me for your mother's wedding.
11:47And you ruined it for me.
11:49I can't ruin anyone's daughter's life.
11:52You can ruin your son's life.
11:53You keep creating problems here.
11:56Let's go to the police station and get rid of him.
11:58Harjeet, come here quickly.
12:01Yes, sir.
12:02Get the machine ready.
12:04There's no electricity in the machine, sir.
12:06Then use the generator.
12:07There's no electricity in the generator, sir.
12:09Remove the diesel from the fuel tank in the morning.
12:13Remove the diesel from the fuel tank.
12:15I'll tell the newspaper in the morning that my father is a bribe taker.
12:18I'll tell the newspaper in the afternoon that my son is a scoundrel.
12:22Dad, listen to me. I'll get married there.
12:25But, it'll be the first wedding in the world in which the entire city will attend.
12:28Not just my father.
12:29Listen to me.
12:31If any scoundrel steps in..
12:33..I'll take the entire wedding procession to the police station..
12:36..and beat him black and blue.
12:37It'll be the first wedding in which we won't wear shaggans.
12:41We'll wear blue.
12:43I don't know about blue, but we'll definitely wear turbans in this place.
12:53What happened?
12:54I want to die, Jass.
12:56No, my friend. Stop.
12:58Stop me, my friend. Stop me.
13:01I'm not stopping you.
13:03If you don't stop me, my problem will be solved.
13:05I'll kill you.
13:06Very good.
13:08Very good.
13:10People's fathers are like their friends.
13:12And our friend is like our father.
13:15I feel like slapping him.
13:17But, I can't let go of my hand so that I don't have to go to the police station.
13:20Leave it. Come down.
13:22Come down. Let's talk down there.
13:23I'll come down.
13:25But, tell me.
13:26Should I come down or should I leave my hand and come down?
13:30What do you mean?
13:30If you solve my problem, I'll come down.
13:34Otherwise, I'll slap you.
13:35I'll come down and beat you black and blue.
13:38Come down.
13:39If you solve your problem, I'll slap you again.
13:43I'm your friend.
13:44Friends don't need enemies.
13:47Friends don't need enemies.
13:49I'll make my father your father.
13:53I'll make your in-laws my in-laws.
13:56Friends don't need enemies.
13:57I'll make your in-laws my in-laws.
13:58Why?
13:59I'll make your in-laws my in-laws.
14:01Wow!
14:03Our dog is a dog and your dog is Tommy.
14:06We help you and you get beaten up by us.
14:09You were in trouble when you were in trouble.
14:12I helped you.
14:13You lost one leg.
14:15I sold all the bricks.
14:17You can sell a poor man's cow.
14:20You sold the bricks.
14:21I told you to give me Rs. 50,000 as loan.
14:24Where did you get it from?
14:25You sold the bricks.
14:26I'll beat you black and blue.
14:28Listen.
14:30Come and see the brother in front of you.
14:36From today onwards, make him Mahi's husband and take him home.
14:39I'll leave.
14:40Okay.
14:41You're the first person who treats me like a poison.
14:43Okay, I'll leave.
14:44Sit down.
14:45Don't irritate me.
14:52You love her?
14:54You never told me.
14:56Shut up.
14:57Has anyone in our family ever loved you?
15:00Shut up.
15:01You know everything about me and my family.
15:03Daddy didn't wear a black coat.
15:05Yes.
15:05You're a fool.
15:08Go ahead.
15:09Who is she?
15:10I'll tell you. She's very beautiful.
15:12Really?
15:13She wasn't as beautiful as she used to be when we were young.
15:15She's still beautiful.
15:16That's strange.
15:17You didn't tell me before.
15:18I should've told you before.
15:19You have an aunt here.
15:20So what?
15:21She's your sister.
15:22You keep your sisters to yourself.
15:25You're the first lawyer to get you married.
15:28Don't try to fool me.
15:31I won't.
15:32For God's sake, don't try to fool me.
15:35You've completed your college education.
15:37Why do you want to get married so soon?
15:39Don't talk about marriage.
15:40He's already married.
15:42What can I tell you?
15:43I want to get him married.
15:46I want to get him married to my own daughter.
16:02I hope we don't get caught.
16:03We won't get caught as much as you got us caught.
16:06You're right.
16:10I want to get him married.
16:11I want to get him married.
16:13Very good, Mr. Fuller.
16:14Give me all the money for the FD.
16:16I'll go to Turkey.
16:17To your granddaughter?
16:18To my uncle.
16:20Don't come out and create a scene.
16:21What's wrong with you?
16:23Come on, son.
16:26Hello, dad.
16:27Hello, son.
16:28Hello.
16:30Mr. Tandapak, you're the backbone of our family.
16:35You're our pride and our family has grown even bigger.
16:38Hello.
16:39Hello.
16:40He's our very good customer.
16:43Good customer?
16:44I mean, he pays on time.
16:48He pays on time.