Keeping Up With The Joneses (Snuffy Smith)

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00:00Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm bodacious Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, I'm a fright

00:20Oh, oh, oh, great balls of fire, goodness gracious I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might

00:29Yay!

00:41Who is it? Somebody's finally bought the for sale sign!

00:47Oh, honey partner, oh, we're gettin' neighbors with two chimneys, oh, they must be real fancy folk

00:58The Joneses, oh, now what a pretty name

01:10The Smiths, oh, what a common name

01:14Common, Mrs. Jones, common

01:23Great balls of fire, wall-to-wall grass

01:29Howdy, neighbor, I'm Snuffy Smith

01:35How are the new neighbors, honey poet?

01:37I can't understand them, they talk some kind of strange sign language

01:42You think maybe they'd like to borrow a cup of sugar?

01:46But that's what them signs were sayin'

01:48Well, I'll just take them some

01:50Mr. Jones, I told you not to take the price tags off the furniture

01:56How's anybody gonna know how much the stuff costs?

01:59You're right, Mrs. Jones, you're right

02:02Here's the couch, $49

02:05The chair, $25

02:09And rug, $14

02:11Hi, neighbor, I got a cup of sugar

02:18No peddlers

02:2043 cents for the couch, 18 cents for the rug

02:25Oh, honey poet, how much was our table?

02:29It were 10 cents, but I got it for you wholesale for 7 cents

02:34Great balls of fire, woman, whatcha doin'?

02:37Well, I'm just a-puttin' price tags on furniture, it's the latest style

02:42I saw the Joneses a-doin' it

02:44Did they talk to you?

02:46Oh, sure did, pa, in sign language

02:49What'd they say?

02:51They said, no peddlers

02:53Great balls of fire!

02:56We ain't peddlers, we is the Smiths

03:00Oh, Tattletail Gray, ain't you never goin' away?

03:09There's no white like Snow White

03:13Oh, pa, what color is this wash?

03:18White, sorta

03:20Well, then what color is Mrs. Jones's wash?

03:25Whiter

03:30Get goin', Sparkplug, we gotta keep up with the Joneses

03:35Oh, that wash, it just shines like new

03:39That's cause it is new, I just bought it

03:42Mr. Jones, oh, Mr. Jones, the Smiths' wash is whiter than ours

03:48Oh, it's a disaster

03:51A disaster, Mrs. Jones, a disaster

03:56Oh, hush your mouth and build me a swimming pool

04:00Let's see them keep up with that

04:02One swimming pool coming right up

04:05Salt water or fresh, Mrs. Jones?

04:09Soda water

04:15One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine

04:23Oh, holy pouch, what y'all gonna do for the water?

04:26Just one more whack with his pick and the Smith Olympic Pool is officially opened

04:33Nine to eight, nine to nine, one hundred

04:37One hundred

04:48Whatever you did for water, oh, you sure did it right good on the boat

04:58Ha-ha-ha-ha-hi, neighbor

05:02And I says get, neighbor

05:07This here sign says no swimming, neighbor

05:11And this one says keep offin' my property

05:14Now it's time you Joneses kept up with the Smiths, neighbor

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