Take Me To The General (Snuffy Smith)

Meg & Mog, Numtums, Boogie Beebies, Arthur

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00:00Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, I'm bodacious Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, I'm a fright

00:23Oh, oh, oh, red balls of fire, goodness gracious

00:28I'm chop, chop, chop, chop, choppin' with all of my might

00:32Yeah!

00:36Pa? Pa! Pa!

00:42Red balls of fire, woman! What's the idea of hollering like that? I was sound asleep!

00:47Well, sorry, honey pot. If I'd have known you were sleeping, I'd have yelled softer.

00:53What was he yelling for in the first place?

00:55Well, there are two revenuers in fancy uniforms here to see ya.

00:59Uh, your name's Smith, Smith?

01:02You bodacious idiots! Everybody knows that!

01:05Let's go, Smith.

01:07Great balls of fire! What in tarnation is going on?

01:10You know what's going on, Smith. The CO got orders from HQ to pick you up for going AWOL.

01:19I ain't no baby! You don't have to spell in front of me!

01:23Yeah, we're drafted and then show. The general says for us to bring Smith in.

01:27You got the wrong Smith!

01:29The hills is chock full of Smiths! I'm Smith from World War I!

01:34Oh, honey pot, you're hatched! Oh, you'll catch your death of gold!

01:41Now, be respectful, my honey pot. Remember, they got guns.

01:46But I got rights! Great balls of fire!

01:52Who is that? On second thought, what is that?

01:56Smith, sir, of World War I. You can tell the general I'm here. I'm a mistake!

02:02I'll buy that. A tactical error.

02:05Ten-hut!

02:07I said ten-hut! Not at ease!

02:11I am a ten-hut! Dagnabbit! It's this here uniform that's at ease!

02:16Anyway, you got the wrong Smith. It must belong to another Smith, the one the general wants.

02:21I'm gonna tell the general, too.

02:24Now, let me pass you a three-stripe skunk.

02:27I got a good mind to make you eat those words.

02:30I'd like to see a three-stripe skunk!

02:35Mmm, eatin' alphabet soup. Pretty dry, too.

02:49That miserable puttinacious, horn-toed, no-good polecat!

02:54No, no, no, honey pot. Worm-o-putty's perfect.

02:58No, sir, I'm gonna see that general, that careful woman you're gettin' my feet with!

03:05Come, honey pot!

03:11Confounded woman, you put too much starch in your apron!

03:17You got the wrong Smith! I'm Smith from World War I!

03:22You ask that perishing fella, he'll tell ya!

03:25Don't you fret, my poor. They ain't gonna separate us.

03:30But if we're in for the duration, I done brought the whole family along.

03:34Ma! Ma!

03:38Don't you fret, my poor. They ain't gonna separate us.

03:42But if we're in for the duration, I done brought the whole family along.

03:55Yeah? What's your problem?

03:58Got some genuine Eskimo handmade snowmen, gift for General.

04:02But you got to give it to the general right quick-like.

04:06Oh, no, not that corn-porn recruitin' is ever lovin'.

04:11Dagnabbit! That blasted sergeant sent more home and now I'll never get to see that general!

04:18Sparky, old pal! What you doin' here?

04:22Stop that! Stop that!

04:25What do you think this is, a lollipop?

04:32Now, if you could only figure a way to get me in to see the general!

04:38Sparky, what you got in your head?

04:41Why, of course! The old cavalry charge!

04:45Taken by surprise!

04:47Okay, ready, charge!

04:53Oh, no!

04:56Sergeant, just what in... well, don't just stand there, do something! What is it?

05:02Geronimo!

05:04You got the wrong wire, fella!

05:07Cavalry with missiles! We've had it!

05:15Well, we finally got our discharge. And now to get back to Ma.

05:21Detail, board ship!

05:24Wax! Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have got out.

05:28Ma, you bodacious woman! What are you doin' here?

05:32I figured we'd be together, honeypot.

05:40Great balls of fire! Wait till I see that general!

05:46You'd think humans would have better control over a situation.

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