00:00Aajeeb aurat hai yaar, lagta hai sunne mein hi problem hai.
00:29Aajeeb aurat hai yaar, lagta hai sunne mein hi problem hai.
01:00Kahiye.
01:03Ji aapki car abhi highway pe aur abhi achanak yaha pe,
01:11abhi aapki car ki chaabi to mere paas thi, aapne show karke mangwa li kya?
01:29Aajeeb aurat hai yaar, lagta hai sunne mein hi problem hai.
01:59Aajeeb aurat hai yaar, lagta hai sunne mein hi problem hai.
02:04Aajeeb aurat hai yaar, lagta hai sunne mein hi problem hai.
02:35Mujhe bhi paagal kutte ne kaata to jahan tak aa gaya.
02:38Sach me yaar, bhalayi ka to zamana hi nahi hai.
03:04Pushpa, yeh kitab maine saalon bhale badi thi.
03:28Aur yaha yeh mere is choti si library mein,
03:32kahi kitab hai aise hi jo main padhna chahata tha, padhi nahi paaye.
03:36Pada hai kyu?
03:39Kyuki mere liye mere parivaar, yeh ghar, meri poori family,
03:46yeh ghar, meri poori family,
03:48amesha sabse aage re,
03:51aur mera passion,
03:55sabse peeche.
03:57Same aane par jeet bhi apni zimmedaari samajh jayega.
04:08Aaj match hai uska,
04:09agar aap usse aashrivaat de dete to uska hausla par jata.
04:17Bebe!
04:19Sat sri akal ji.
04:21Bebe, chaliya main tari hoon.
04:24Achha, baddi aayi.
04:26Bahot ache rishte lekar aayi mera.
04:28Haan, manu pata do la, chahi hongi.
04:31Asa dekh, kitne ache rishte laayi main.
04:34Dekh toh, yeh dekh.
04:36Oye, tu toh budhi ghost hogi hai.
04:37Oye, tu toh budhi ghost hogi hai.
04:39Arre bhi fast toh hona hi padega na.
04:41Zamana kitna fast hai.
04:43Internet ka zamana hai.
04:45Internet pe ladke ladki ek dusse se milte hain,
04:47ek dusse ko samajh lete hain,
04:49aur phir rishta bhi pakka kar lete hain.
04:51Aur phir rishta thod bhi lete hain.
04:53Pehle din status hota hai single.
04:55Dusne jaata hai married to,
04:57isne dusne single ho jata hai.
04:59Isli hum apni Rano ke liye
05:01dekh paal ke parakh ke rishta tundenge.
05:03Bilkul theek kaha bebe.
05:05Rano humaari lakhon mein ek hai.
05:07Toh uske liye ladka bhi lakhon mein ek hi hona chahiye.
05:09Aur aise ladke sirf meri marriage bureau mein hote hain.
05:12Namaste bhai saab.
05:14Namaste ji, bete.
05:17Aya dekh, Pratap.
05:19Dekhi dekhi, bahot achhe rishte hain.
05:21Aise rishte hum sabko nahi dikhate.
05:23Oye, heera toh johri ko hi dikhaye jaate hain na.
05:26Oye, Balraj.
05:29Ji bebe.
05:31Uttar jaake Rano ko bula ke la.
05:32Usse kehna Mrs. Chaddha aayi hain
05:34ladko ki foto mein leke.
05:36Oye, siddhi si baat hai.
05:38Ladko ko toh ussi re pasand karna hai na.
05:40Ji bebe.
05:42Kya, Kumar saab?
05:44Yeh dekhi bhai saab.
05:46Aap Bhatia saab ko jaante hain, transport wale?
05:49Arre bhai, jinki foto hamesha akhbaar mein chhapti hai.
05:52Haan, haan.
05:54Haan, yeh unka beta hai, Titu.
05:56Teen hazaar gaj ki koti hai unki.
05:58Teen hazaar gaj ki.
06:00Bahot ameer hai.
06:03Itne din baad mene apne liye kuch kharida hai.
06:07Kitne sundar lag rahi hoon main.
06:09Lekin kya fayda?
06:11Tere bhaiya toh mujhe kahin baahar leke hi nahi jaayenge.
06:14Is top ka main kya karungi?
06:16Paise Rano, sun.
06:18Main kuch zyada moti toh nahi dikh rahi is top mein?
06:21Nahi nahi, bhabhi. Bilkul nahi.
06:23Aap na fantastic aur perfect lag rahi hoon.
06:26Aur aapko dekh ke koi nahi kah sakta
06:28ki aapka 6 saal ka Monty hai.
06:30Rano.
06:32Monty bhi 6 saal ka nahi hua.
06:34Wo toh sirf 5 saal, 6 mahine aur 18 din ka hai.
06:38Waise Rano, tuchi pata hai.
06:40Figure maintain karna bahot mahinat ka kaam hai.
06:43Aur wo mahinat sirf mai hi kar sakti hoon.
06:46Aur wo bhi shaadi ke baad.
06:48See, meri maa kehati hai
06:50ki umar toh hum jhoot bol ke bhi chhupa sakte hai.
06:53Figure? Figure nahi chhupta.
06:56Aur tuchi pata hai, figure maintain karna bahot zaruri hai.
06:59Nahi toh yeh aaj kal ki cho husband hote na
07:02inki nazar yaha waha firte, der nahi lagti.
07:05Nahi, nahi bhabhi.
07:07Balraj bhaji na bilkul aise nahi hai.
07:09Wo toh kisi aur ki taraf dekhte bhi nahi hai.
07:14Kya hua?
07:18Tu sahi keh rahi hai, Rano.
07:20Tu mujhe pyaar se nahi dekhte,
07:22tu kisi aur ko kya dekhenge hai.
07:29Sorry.
07:30Hasle hasle, aur zor se hasle.
07:32Bedi hasi aa rahi hai na tujhe.
07:34Ek baad teri shaadi ho jaane de,
07:36phir mai dekhungi.
07:38Bhabhi, ab aap toh meri shaadi ki baad mat karo, please.
07:42Rano, ek akele mere chhup ho jaane se,
07:45sab log thodi na chhup ho jaayenge.
07:48Aur waise bhi, tujhe pata hai,
07:50chup kisi ladki ki shaadi ki baad shuru hoti hai na,
07:53toh uski shaadi ke baad hi wo baad khatam hoti hai.
07:55Sabji toh?
07:57Rano,
07:58Rano.
08:00Hanji bhaji.
08:02Wo mai,
08:11hoye hoye,
08:15kithe jaa rahi hai suwari?
08:17Nahi sach ke.
08:19Iska matlab aapko kuch bhi yaad nahi?
08:21Kya hai yaad?
08:22Kya hai yaad?
08:26Arey,
08:28ab tum roone kyu lag gayi hai?
08:30Toh mai toh mazaag kar rahi ho.
08:32Mujhe achhi tare se yaad hai,
08:34ki aaj hum log baad dinner ke liye jaane waale.
08:38Pekin, tu bhi itni jaldi kyi tyaar ho gayi hai?
08:41Main tyaar nahi hui thi.
08:43Bas yeh chop fry kar rahi thi.
08:46Waise main,
08:48achhi toh dikhri hoon na thi.
08:50Bahot pyaari lag rahi hai.
08:52Agar yeh aansu na nikle na,
08:55toh aur bhi zyada beautiful lag hogi.
09:00Aap log carry on ki jiye,
09:02main chalti hoon.
09:04Arey, ruk ruk Rano.
09:06Tujhe hi toh bulane ke liye aaya tha.
09:08Chal niche bebe wait kar rahi hai.
09:11Bhai sahab, Titu nahi pasand toh chado pare.
09:14Yeh album dekhte hai.
09:16Ismein badi achhi rishte hai.
09:18Maldar bhi hai aur khandani bhi hai.
09:20Badi achhi ladki hai.
09:22Tujhe hi toh bulane ke liye aaya tha.
09:24Rano,
09:27arey abhi toh saath hi thi.
09:29Kahan chale gayi?
09:34Oye, Rano,
09:36putar wahaan kyu khadi hai?
09:38Aaya na niche aaya.
09:45Aaja putar aaja.
09:47Aaja beta.
09:49Rano yeh dekhte hai.
09:50Kitna handsome hai.
09:52Dole shodhe naal aur high.
09:545 feet 11 inch
09:56aur juto ke saath 6 feet.
09:58Yeh dekhte hai.
10:00Kapoor sahab ka beta hai.
10:02Yeh hero banna chahata hai.
10:04Aur Kapoor sahab iske liye film mein banayenge.
10:06Main toh kehti hoon, hero banne se pehle
10:08rishta tey kar liye.
10:10Kahin aisa na ho,
10:12ke phir date hi na mile.
10:14Mehnji, isse toh aap hero banne hi dijiye.
10:16Kya hai, aapni bachi ke liye
10:18sanskaari, parivari,
10:20toh hi toh main keh rahi hoon.
10:22Yeh film waalo pe bilkul bharosa
10:24karna hi nahi chahiye.
10:26Unki shaadi tikti kaha hai.
10:28Family wali ladki hai,
10:30family wala ladka hi hona chahiye.
10:32Aur aisa ladka mai dilaungi aapko.
10:39Yeh kaun hai?
10:41Yeh Chandigarh ka hai.
10:43Lovely Construction ke owner ka beta.
10:45Aur Australia se architect karke aaya hai.
10:47Kaun kaun hai iske ghar mein?
10:48Akela hai.
10:50Anji?
10:52Mera matlab hai, maa baap hai,
10:54iklota beta hai.
10:56Yeh Rano ke liye accha rahega.
10:58Baaki ladko mese,
11:00yeh theek lag raha hai mujhe.
11:10Bita yeh dik.
11:19Aunty ji,
11:21main kya karungi
11:23photo dekh pe?
11:25Bita dekh na.
11:27Oye, sharma kyu rahi hai Rano?
11:29Putar ek baar dekh le na.
11:31Dekh le na putar, dekh le.
11:33Chadda aunty ko yaad karegi
11:35kisi filmi hero se kam,
11:37compare mat karna.
11:39Haan, bahot decent hai,
11:41sober hai, aur modern bhi hai.
11:43Jaise bhai sahab ko chahiye na,
11:45waise hi hai ladka.
11:48Haan,
12:02hoho,
12:04kya baat hai,
12:06architect.
12:08Waise hi architect na,
12:10bade museum type ki hote hain,
12:12par,
12:14tere liye bilkul perfect hain.
12:16Oye,
12:18Hey, why are you making fun of him?
12:25The boy is in the process of selecting, help him.
12:28Should I tell you my choice?
12:30Of course.
12:31I will tell you my choice.
12:41Hey, don't worry.
12:42Mr. Sanuja will find a perfect match for you.
12:46Shut up.
12:47You have a match today, right?
12:49Focus on your match.
12:51I don't want to get married.
13:01What happened, sir?
13:03Umm...
13:05Nothing.
13:06She is feeling shy.
13:08So many people are talking about marriage.
13:12But she didn't say anything.
13:14You should tell her your choice, right?
13:16She will tell me.
13:18I will know her choice.
13:44Are you ready?
13:46Bhanu, where are you?
13:48Do you see?
13:49I have to pack everything myself.
13:51Hurry up.
13:52I have to go there and warm up.
13:58What happened?
13:59Why are you so quiet?
14:03Are you scared?
14:04Yes.
14:06You know, uncle...
14:09I don't know how to make him understand.
14:11Don't worry about uncle.
14:13Don't worry about him.
14:14Don't make him understand anything.
14:15He will never understand my boxing.
14:18So chill.
14:22And why are you scared?
14:23Of taunts?
14:24I will get taunted when I lose.
14:27Don't worry.
14:28I am not going to lose at any cost.
14:32Let's go.
14:33Hurry up.
14:34Show me your teeth.
14:39What happened?
14:40Did someone stitch your lips?
14:41Smile properly.
14:43That's more like it.
14:46What's in the bowl?
14:48Curd and sugar.
14:49Have one spoon for good luck.
14:51Curd and sugar?
14:52Since when do you...
14:54It's modern curd and sugar.
14:56Protein powder mixed with sugar free.
14:58Wow, my fitness guru.
15:00Give it to me.
15:05Nice. Let's go.
15:06We have to leave soon.
15:08What will I do coming so early?
15:11You go. I will come later.
15:12Are you crazy?
15:13Come with me.
15:14Jeet, I will come later.
15:15You go.
15:17Okay.
15:18Come on time.
15:19It's your habit to be late.
15:21That's true.
15:22If I get late,
15:23you handle a few rounds with Mickey.
15:25Like you used to do in college.
15:27Jeet Salooja, present sir.
15:31Hello.
15:32What happened?
15:33What are you thinking?
15:35Nothing.
15:36Nothing?
15:37You are getting late.
15:38You go.
15:39All the best.
15:42Bye.
15:51Baby.
15:55May you be victorious.
15:56May you be victorious.
15:57Wow, grandpa.
15:58Sorry, sorry.
15:59Baby, mom.
16:01Baby, I feel good when you walk.
16:03Let it be, son.
16:04Even if someone hits you,
16:06I am here.
16:09No, son.
16:11I can't watch you get beaten up.
16:14May you be victorious.
16:16Be happy.
16:17Very good.
16:20My champion.
16:21That's it.
16:25All the best.
16:27You are coming, right?
16:28You are coming, right?
16:33Do you have any other plan?
16:34Yes.
16:37You see, Jeet.
16:39I made a plan to go out for dinner with your sister-in-law.
16:42If I don't take her,
16:44you know
16:45you won't hit her in the ring.
16:47She will hit me here.
16:53Don't worry, sister-in-law.
16:54Brother is going to take you out for dinner.
16:56No, no, Jeet.
16:57It's nothing like that.
16:58I was telling your brother
16:59that let's have dinner to celebrate your match.
17:02And tomorrow, to celebrate winning the match.
17:05Perfect, sister-in-law.
17:06I am telling you, book a table for tomorrow as well.
17:11Because I am going to win the match.
17:13Done.
17:14Best of luck, uncle.
17:20Mom.
17:22My son.
17:24Your hard work will pay off.
17:27And I am sure
17:29you will win.
17:39Who are you looking for?
17:40Dad?
17:41Son, he was busy with some work today.
17:44But don't worry.
17:47Your dad's blessings...
17:48Blessings.
17:50Dad's blessings are always with me.
17:52That means this 70s dialogue is not old at all.
17:55It's still a hit.
17:56It's okay.
17:57At least I got to dance.
18:23Jeeta.
18:27Are you ready?
18:29Yes, dad.
18:38Come back after winning.
18:46Okay.
18:52Bye.
18:57John.
18:59Hmm?
