La Durmiente ibérica (1959) - Episodio especial 1 - Keunam - video Dailymotion

Jacob Andrade

Nuestras tres comadres hadas la siguen liando aunque esta vez es Aurora la que la lía para. ¿Podrán salir del paso? ¿Se les irá la magia de las manos?...  Pdta: YouTube me lo marca para niños automático y sin opciones, por eso no deja comentar. A la espera de respuesta.

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00:00I'm sorry for the virgin of Guadalupe, that if I don't fuck, at least I suck it.

00:16But girl, what are you doing, getting drunk alone?

00:19As your parents see you, they mock you. Do you think these are princess manners?

00:22The confinement has been fatal.

00:24But you can already go out on the street.

00:26Seriously? But what are you telling me?

00:28With the bullshit I've been getting like to find out.

00:30What the fuck do you have? This is your bad mother of the nerds.

00:33Okay, my shit. Well, let them come when I pass the fucking hangover.

00:36Oh, what a mouth you have, daughter.

00:38With how well we have educated you, pana.

00:40Wait, I shit on the whore.

00:42Did Aurora say something?

00:44Do you miss your parents?

00:46Are you drunk? What happens is that if they do not disinherit me.

00:48Take my shopping list and go through the Nanda market, that I have the dry fridge.

00:53And so you do not take the trip to Valdeperras.

00:55That is done and promised.

00:56Count on me, I prepare the sandwiches.

00:58Well, let's go.

01:01And nothing, the pots are fucking scarce.

01:03You're coming, aren't you?

01:05Yes, the only thing that you are going to do is that I'm going to take a piss.

01:07You always catch me in the middle of the forest.

01:09Run, now I'll catch you.

01:10Flying I go.

01:12Flying I come, or I come.

01:14Chacha Aurora, listen to me.

01:16In case your parents come back and you're still drunk, because yours seems very strong to me.

01:20I'm going to leave you my wand, so you can use an anti-alcoholic spell.

01:24But that exists?

01:25The fuck if it exists.

01:26If not, how do you think I can stand in the middle of the forest with those two firecrackers?

01:30Do you leave me a snack?

01:31But come on, I don't need it.

01:33I have the liver to prove bombs.

01:34Take it yourself.

01:35I would not like anything to happen to my favorite aunt.

01:38No way.

01:39That later with style and elegance comes to us in an ambulance.

01:41Where is it?

01:42The dinner.

01:46I keep it, but for you to leave me fucking alone.

01:48And one thing I'm going to warn you because we know each other.

01:51Do not even think about using it to multiply the bottles of red wine.

01:55That you are able to call all the boys of the castle and get yourself right here a fucking rage like you did last year on your birthday. Golf.

02:02Of course they do not forgive one to have a crazy night.

02:04Go with God and in the shade.

02:10Oh, how tired I am of doing nothing.

02:15How cute this girl is always.

02:19There is no one?

02:20What a bad roll.

02:21I want a great dress to go to the terrace.

02:25Oh, but what an orchard.

02:27I love it.

02:28And now an Oscar tier.

02:33And now a Beach Queen crown.

02:39I'm fucking fabulous.

02:41Oh, but it's okay.

02:42Then they say I'm an irresponsible shit.

02:45Give me back my Primark shirt.

02:50Oh, my parents are coming tomorrow.

02:52What a fuck.

02:54Anyway.

02:57I want a Satisfyer Pro.

02:59Oh, what a taste.

La Durmiente ibérica (1959) - Episodio especial 1 - Keunam

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