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The promo that was on 1989 reprints of westerns distributed by CBS/Fox's kids and family division Playhouse Video.
Originally uploaded by @mcthevhsopeningloverreturn1896 as part of the VHS opening to Jesse James (1939). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAwGIUTkkAw&t=20s
NOT FOR KIDS LOL
Transcript
00:00Listen up, folks, cause Enviroments and Playhouse Video has lassoed the best dag-burn collection of cowboy movies you've ever laid eyes on.
00:10It's our great western roundup, and it's jam-packed with gunfights, smooches, and the greatest collection of stars ever to ride the range.
00:19Saddle your horse.
00:20Recognize the man in the saddle?
00:22Yep, it's Clark Gable as a rootin'-tootin' cowpoke in The Tall Men.
00:27Guess there ain't nothin' to do except pay off.
00:31It also stars an uptight Gene Russell.
00:34There's nothin' left to breathe with. Ah, no corsets, no cabooses.
00:39Robert Ryan.
00:40Dead or alive, huh?
00:41And what some of them there movie critics say is the wildest gunfight and cattle drive they'd ever seen.
00:47Eddie, don't you know what this is?
00:49It's Gregory Beck as the gunfighter.
00:52Now drop your guns.
00:53A long, tall Texan who's fast as words.
00:55I heard you're a cheap, no-good bar-room lover.
00:58And faster with his gun.
00:59Eddie, don't mean no real harm, Mr. Ringo.
01:04And who's that city slicker?
01:06Maybe I can practice medicine here.
01:07It's Joe McCray.
01:10Let me go!
01:11Yep, look out for the Oklahoman, a rough-and-tumble city slicker who's found friends and enemies on the wide-open range.
01:21Some saw brutality, some saw power, and some saw the seven cities of gold.
01:26Oh, my God!
01:29Richard Egan, Anthony Quinn, Michael Rinn, Jeffrey Hunter, Rita Moreno,
01:34and a cast of thousands star in this brutal and lustful recreation of the Spanish conquest of California.
01:42That's all I gotta say, and you can do what you like.
01:45Tyrone Power and Susan Hayward clean up and fight it out with some of the nastiest outlaws to put on spurs.
01:52You know how long it's been since I've seen a pretty-faced girlie?
01:56Raw passion, raw power, raw eyes.
01:59You boy here seems to like it.
02:02Tyrone Power is back as the most notorious outlaw of them all.
02:06What's your name?
02:07Jesse James?
02:08Yes, he's that no-good, do-gooder Jesse James.
02:12This Western classic also stars Academy Award winner Henry Fonda as Frank James.
02:18You're mean, Jesse, and you're getting meaner every day.
02:20Nancy Kelly and Randolph Scott.
02:24Yep, it's the best nerd bushel of shoot-'em-ups you've ever seen.
02:28Great Western titles with great Western stars.
02:31So saddle up and posy on down to your favorite video saloon
02:35and rustle up a good old time from Playhouse Video's Great Western Roundup.
02:42Playhouse Video
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