00:00Okay, let's see if we can get through one of these skits.
00:02Sketches? Baby, please.
00:03Okay. You ready, camera one?
00:05Oh!
00:06Oh, shit!
00:07Oh, shit!
00:08Oh, shit!
00:09Oh, shit!
00:10You want me to break your fucking jaw?
00:11You want me to break your fucking jaw?
00:12You want me to break your fucking jaw?
00:13Yeah, maybe. Maybe, motherfucker.
00:15You want me to break your fucking jaw?
00:16You want me to break your fucking jaw?
00:17Get out of your hour!
00:18Uh, okay. Do we go again?
00:20Reactors on their mark.
00:22My name is Lorne Michaels.
00:23I'm the producer and creator of Saturday Night.
00:26We're excited because there's never been a television show
00:29like this.
00:30Okay, but what kind of show is it, Lorne?
00:32Do you even know what the show is?
00:33Did anyone ask Edison what a lightbulb was
00:35before he harnessed electricity?
00:38Who are you in the metaphor?
00:40Chevy Chase!
00:41Gilda Radner!
00:43Dan Ayik!
00:44Uh, how the fuck do you pronounce this?
00:47Ackroyd.
00:48These can't be the right size.
00:50Yeah, you're right.
00:51They should be a little bit smaller.
00:52Oh!
00:53Oh!
00:54Oh!
00:55Oh!
00:56And action on rehearsal.
00:57And now, weekend update.
01:00Good evening.
01:01Uh, gentlemen, how long have you been standing there?
01:04Long enough.
01:06They want you to fail.
01:08They're betting on it.
01:09That's logical, Dick.
01:10That's why they're paying us all to be here.
01:12NBC makes more money playing reruns of The Tonight Show.
01:15I mean, Lorne, 90 minutes of live television
01:18by a group of 20-year-olds who have never made anything.
01:20Okay, so this is a bit?
01:23Look, I don't get half the shit that they do.
01:26You haven't locked the script.
01:27Your actor is on this thing.
01:29Have you seen John Belushi?
01:30Your crew is in open rebellion.
01:32Jesus Christ.
01:33Your kids aren't ready for primetime.
01:36Everyone down to the eighth floor now!
01:38Woo-hoo!
01:41What is this?
01:42That was kind of exciting.
01:44We need to let the audience in.
01:45No, you don't!
01:47Bye!
01:48What the hell is happening?
01:49Oh!
01:50I'm not going to be able to protect you.
01:51Look out for bugs!
01:56We just have to make it to air.
01:58Live from New York!
02:01The writers tied a belt around Big Bird's neck
02:04and hung him from my dressing room door.
02:06Hey, I heard about Big Bird.
02:08So sorry.
02:09Autoerotic asphyxiation, who knew?
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