00:00Okay, let's see if we can get through one of these skits.
00:02Sketches.
00:03Baby, please.
00:04Okay.
00:04Ready, camera one.
00:05Oh!
00:06Oh!
00:06Oh shit!
00:07Oh shit!
00:07Oh shit!
00:08Oh shit!
00:08Oh shit!
00:09Oh shit!
00:09Oh shit!
00:10You want me to break your fucking jaw?
00:11You want fucking knuckles when you grab on it?
00:13Yeah, maybe.
00:14Maybe, you mother fucker.
00:15You want me to break your fucking jaw?
00:16Get out of your house!
00:18Uh, okay.
00:19Do we go again?
00:20The actor's on the phone.
00:22My name is Lorne Michaels.
00:23I'm the producer and creator of Saturday Night.
00:26We're excited, because there's never been a television show
00:29like this.
00:30Okay, what kind of show is it, Lorne?
00:32Do you even know what the show is?
00:33Did anyone ask Edison what a lightbulb was before he
00:36harnessed electricity?
00:38Who are you in the metaphor?
00:40Chevy Chase!
00:41Gilda Radner!
00:43Dan Ayik!
00:44Uh, how the fuck do you pronounce this?
00:47Ackroyd.
00:48These can't be the right size.
00:50Yeah, you're right.
00:51They should be a little bit smaller.
00:52Oh!
00:53Oh!
00:54Oh!
00:55Oh!
00:55Oh!
00:56Oh!
00:56Oh!
00:57Oh!
00:57Oh!
00:58Oh!
00:58Oh!
00:59Oh!
00:59Weekend update!
01:01Good evening!
01:02Uh, gentlemen, how long have you been standing there?
01:05Long enough.
01:06They want you to fail.
01:08They're betting on it.
01:10That's logical, Dick!
01:11That's why they're paying us all to be here!
01:13NBC makes more money playing reruns of The Tonight Show.
01:16I mean, Lorne, 90 minutes of live television by a group of
01:1920-year-olds who have never made anything!
01:21Okay, so this is a bit?
01:23Look, I don't get half the shit that they do.
01:26You haven't locked a script.
01:28Your actors are missing.
01:29Have you seen John Belushi?
01:30Your crew is in open rebellion.
01:33Jesus Christ!
01:34Your kids aren't ready for primetime.
01:36Everyone down to the 8th floor now!
01:39Woo-hoo!
01:42What is this?
01:43That was kind of exciting!
01:45We need to let the audience in.
01:46Oh, you don't!
01:48What the hell is happening?
01:49What?
01:50Lorne, I'm not going to be able to protect you.
01:52Look at all the bugs!
01:53We just have to make it to air.
01:55Live from New York!
01:59The writers tied a belt around Big Bird's neck
02:01and hung him from my dressing room door.
02:04Hey, I heard about Big Bird.
02:06So sorry.
02:07Auto-erotic asphyxiation, who knew?
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